Incredibly shit drawings of guitars

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Love this thread. That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.

Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:28 (six years ago)

n tuning pegs with n-1 strings seems to be a common theme.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:28 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/wiXmO7T.png

how about n-3 strings?

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:41 (six years ago)

that fretting hand appears to be entirely boneless

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:46 (six years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/45/30/864530c5b288369c4318069721ab2009.png

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:50 (six years ago)

veering dangerously close to an existenZ-level nightmarish flesh instrument there

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:56 (six years ago)

The organtar.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:59 (six years ago)

Boneless fretting hands were great until Popeye's ran out

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:07 (six years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Bigpink.jpg/220px-Bigpink.jpg

fetter, Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:23 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/FIRTNB7.jpg

chips moomin (unregistered), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:35 (six years ago)

ahah. is he (it ?) left handed or right handed !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

(awww I remember Titus games...)

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:42 (six years ago)

https://live.staticflickr.com/4061/4538865267_04093bfd84_b.jpg

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:36 (six years ago)

nailed the lips though

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:37 (six years ago)

I love this thread because apparently no one looks at guitars while drawing them. And yet every serious artist everywhere has been told to actually draw from life, even when (especially when) you think you know what someone or something looks like. It is as if art school is basically: you need to be looking at people and fruit to draw them. Guitars, however? Close your eyes and go to town, be as random as possible.

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:50 (six years ago)

one thing that kills drawings like this is total adherence to a particular photographic source- it doesn't matter how much nuance you put into the shading if you don't understand the mechanics and dynamics of the thing you're trying to depict

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)

also little jimmy's arms are incredibly long

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.

Actually it is a baritome saz.

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

Not to be confused with the soprama saz, a.k.a. tha sazparilla

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Hypno-Hustler-Spider-Man-Marvel-Comics-h1.jpg

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:30 (six years ago)

https://i2.wp.com/themarvelreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-31-at-8.31.37-PM-e1504230269448.png

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:41 (six years ago)

Don't get me started on drums, cymbals, and tom angles.

seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

Here is a pretty good drawing, as a palate cleanser:

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/4379044.jpg

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:45 (six years ago)

it's obviously tough going to get the face of the guitar to read as a flat surface on an elipse with so many compound curves around the edges

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

Wow, both of the instruments on the Spider-Gwen cover that morrisp posted are pretty good! OFF TOPIC. MODS PLEASE PERMABAN.

seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:01 (six years ago)

I said it was a palate-cleanser!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

Ok but take further discussion to "Reasonably accurate drawings of guitars."

seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:08 (six years ago)

OK, back on track... this is one of my favorite drawings, by my favorite artist -- but I'm not afraid to admit that the angle of the neck is all f'd up:

https://thenextissuepodcast.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/lrvol1-24.jpg

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:12 (six years ago)

Hernandez Bros grasp the fundamental trick of *not* drawing strings

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:18 (six years ago)

well ok maybe just Jaime

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:18 (six years ago)

suspicious number of frets on hopey’s bass

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

I think my favorite detail of that cover is the implication that someone stagedove while wearing heels

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:25 (six years ago)

Spider-Gwen looks like she's about to drop her pick. Good drawing otherwise tho

flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 23:46 (six years ago)

That’s MJ; Gwen is seen swinging thru the window.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 18 October 2019 00:49 (six years ago)

Mary Jane! I hope you can play fingerstyle!

flappy bird, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:30 (six years ago)

She travis picks

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 01:32 (six years ago)

Will the circle be unbroken?

Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 October 2019 01:57 (six years ago)

https://d3zr9vspdnjxi.cloudfront.net/artistInfo/arturchi/big/388.jpg?0

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:18 (six years ago)

smooth

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 18 October 2019 03:19 (six years ago)

the baritone saz is popular
https://66.media.tumblr.com/1c8495fae16327eca4d532b3b56a7305/tumblr_ph3qso8QKu1vhdznbo1_500.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 18 October 2019 03:21 (six years ago)

I would love a les Paul with a neck the width of a breadstick

flappy bird, Friday, 18 October 2019 03:47 (six years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/42/28/36/4228365bb93c9655f41cd0fdfc622593--les-paul.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 18 October 2019 04:53 (six years ago)

two months pass...

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2026/1033/products/b525_1024x1024.jpg?v=1578407123

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 19:26 (six years ago)

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ENMDWY5.jpg
context is everything

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 17 April 2020 22:12 (six years ago)

https://i2.wp.com/crockpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/beatlescartoonsbottom.jpg

The Beatles cartoon wasn't exactly a model of accuracy, but it's funny they went to the trouble of drawing Paul with his left-handed Höfner bass but couldn't be bothered checking how many strings a bass has.

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 17 April 2020 23:34 (six years ago)

... it has four strings

budo jeru, Friday, 17 April 2020 23:37 (six years ago)

Oh no, hang on. This is the one I meant to post, with Paul's 6 string bass.

https://whythebeatlesarestillrelevant.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/beatlescartoons.jpg

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 17 April 2020 23:37 (six years ago)


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