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I didn't even bother with the newest VW because I hated Modern Vampires so much

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:10 (six years ago)

am convinced that the majority of people who proclaim to like kanye (and specifically that fucking album) are doing so to laugh at him.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 2:00 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

breaking: sources say that mega-popular and critically acclaimed rapper kanye west doesn't have any real fans. news at 10.

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:21 (six years ago)

Wherever "808s and Heartbreak" placed in 2009 end decade polls, it'd go way higher right now.

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:22 (six years ago)

kanye
kendrick
frank
kendrick
frank
kanye

so close to being a palindrome!

remix of Swimming Pools imo

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:48 (six years ago)

also applause to ogmor

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:48 (six years ago)

10000 fuccbois will pay money just to listen to a steam of his albums and buy t-shirts

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:50 (six years ago)

kanye's steamed hams

j., Wednesday, 16 October 2019 19:55 (six years ago)

live on tape from his farm in Albany

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

his popularity stems from how ridiculous he is.

like a successful comedian.

it's just that he's not in on the joke; nor is he even aware there is one.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:17 (six years ago)

his popularity comes from the fact that people listen to and enjoy his music.

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:19 (six years ago)

enjoy his music.

in a comedic way.

keep in mind: this is just a working theory.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:22 (six years ago)

ppl (with terrible taste) obviously legit love him (and make excused for him), I wouldn't second-guess their fandom. It is kinda sad though.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:23 (six years ago)

excuses

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:23 (six years ago)

people wouldn't bother dealing with his crazy bullshit unless they genuinely loved and felt a connection to his music (new or old or both).

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:24 (six years ago)

I mean I'm sick of his persona but are we really going to pretend he's not a good producer? I don't think he's what he once was but he's a significant part of hip hop production history

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

im sorry, i only enjoy his comedic productions

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

am convinced that the majority of people who proclaim to like kanye (and specifically that fucking album) are doing so to laugh at him.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 7:00 PM

What kind of music do you like, Austin?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:26 (six years ago)

really shitty, overproduced, self-obsessed indie rock.

oh yeah, gimme that bon iver shit.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:28 (six years ago)

are we really going to pretend he's not a good producer?

he *was* a good producer. In terms of the history of the genre I'd say he's a significant but mid-tier producer. Better than Puffy, but not exactly Primo or Pete Rock.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:29 (six years ago)

and pink floyd.

obviously.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:29 (six years ago)

it's impressive that you manage to post with your head lodged so firmly up your own asshole

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:30 (six years ago)

i mean like it or not 808s and heartbreak is as influential as primo or pete rock

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:31 (six years ago)

and please you know my affection for irrelevant boom bap

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:31 (six years ago)

I don't disagree. but are we talking quality or impact

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:32 (six years ago)

cuz I do like prime-era Kanye productions. His beat for Scarface's "In Cold Blood" is dope.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:33 (six years ago)

it's impressive that you manage to post with your head lodged so firmly up your own asshole

new borad descripsion

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:34 (six years ago)

i actually had a really long post typed out, but i deleted it because nobody cares to read that much. the crux of it: i'm an old school 90s hiphop head and i don't get it. all of my posts in here today up until this point were not serious whatsoever. i do, however, 100% believe that kanye's audience is, across the board, more intelligent than he is.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:56 (six years ago)

and yes, he was a very good beatmaker when he first hit the scene.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:57 (six years ago)

I know I am out of step with everything because when I think of "good kanye beats" the first thing that comes to mind is trina's "b r right"

Tim F, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 21:59 (six years ago)

yep

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:00 (six years ago)

if he's going to get credit for his productions then he also has to get the discredit for rapping over his own productions

j., Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:13 (six years ago)

all of my posts in here today up until this point were not serious whatsoever

you clearly have a deep understanding of 'comedy'

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:14 (six years ago)

> quality or impact

these lists are only about impact. Quality helped a lot of them with their impact, but it's not in the discussion at this stage, is it?

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:16 (six years ago)

sorry I guess that was regarding the Kanye/primo sidebar...

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:17 (six years ago)

i still don't get modern vampires being the consensus best vw album, it's their worst - so plodding! - and contra is their best

ufo, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:17 (six years ago)

I get MVOTC now (six years old!), but I like my VW with more rhythmic tumult. Contra owns my heart because of "Giving Up the Gun" and "Diplomat's Son."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:22 (six years ago)

contra's the best. i love modern vampires but all the gloom about aging has... aged poorly for me

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:36 (six years ago)

none of you liked the beats on DAYTONA?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:40 (six years ago)

contra's the best. i love modern vampires but all the gloom about aging has... aged poorly for me

― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 5:36 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

loved mvotc when it came out, but i'm coming around to the idea of contra as the best album.

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:47 (six years ago)

none of you liked the beats on DAYTONA?

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 5:40 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

kanye still has at least 75% of his fastball as a producer tbh, even that poopity scoop song hit pretty hard lol

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:48 (six years ago)

Contra and Daytona, two albums featuring cover photos against the will of the people (or their estate)/people's things photoed. Part of their impact? Discuss.

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:49 (six years ago)

at least 75% of his fastball

that seems about right to me when he's giving a fuck but i can't stand him as a lyricist or rapper
went back and listened to college dropout again and man yikes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 22:56 (six years ago)

could never get into that. Liked Late Registration though.

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:05 (six years ago)

you clearly have a deep understanding of 'comedy'
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 3:14 PM

nonsense ≠ comedy

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:15 (six years ago)

still think the first VW album is the best, and it is the only one of theirs that I really love

Dan S, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:22 (six years ago)

this is like that time JAY Z went to the GRIZZLY BEAR concert

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 23:35 (six years ago)

peak ‘kanye, more like Kanye NOT?’ dad hours

flopson, Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:41 (six years ago)

Kanye? KanNAY more like.

omar little, Thursday, 17 October 2019 02:21 (six years ago)

LOVE Daytona

one good idea with all those albums is they were all short

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 October 2019 02:28 (six years ago)

didn't much help his own though. no idea why he gives himself the worst production

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 17 October 2019 04:08 (six years ago)


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