pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

pitchfork is dumb, i prefer plow

i was wondering when you guys were gonna bring settlers of catan into this argument

the 1989 version of angel olsen

edie brickell

were people writing like that about neal sedaka or frankie valli?

Greil Marcus' intro to the reprint of The Aesthetics of Rock talked about how the book was heretical (to whom, I don't know) because it considered Tommy James and the Shondells on the same level that it considered the Beatles or whoever.

the o.g. poptimist:

https://mmiles777.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/lester-abba.jpg

tbh I'm just here for M@tt pulling out the True Minnesotan trump card

Hahahahahaha jesus

https://pitchfork.com/features/article/2010s-readers-poll-results/

Ugh, my hopes (and faith in Pfork's readership) are cruelly dashed!

26. Kanye West: The Life of Pablo

lmao

I didn't expect Blonde to overtake Channel Orange again.

Can't wait for the Pitchfork Readers Poll of the 2020s where Kanye's recording of himself shitting into a Glad bag will take the top spot

kanye
kendrick
frank
kendrick
frank
kanye

so close to being a palindrome!

kanye
kendrick
frank
kendrick
frank
kanye

so close to being a palindrome!

followed by the worst Vampire Weekend album

sry bout the dbl post

Compare with:

https://rateyourmusic.com/customchart?page=1&chart_type=top&type=album&year=2010s&genre_include=1&include_child_genres=1&genres=&include_child_genres_chk=1&include=both&origin_countries=&limit=none&countries=

those pfork lists are the worst lists i have ever seen

to be clear, if Kendrick had swept the top three spots, I would have been okay with it

Worse than the Guardian list?

xp

if you get rid of everything that isn't kendrick the pfork albums list is improved dramatically tbh

Compare with:

https://rateyourmusic.com/customchart?page=1&chart_type=top&type=album&year=2010s&genre_include=1&include_child_genres=1&genres=&include_child_genres_chk=1&include=both&origin_countries=&limit=none&countries=

― pomenitul, Wednesday, October 16, 2019 7:33 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ooh another corny list

Damn, wish I could find my predictions for the readers poll results on this epic thread. I really don't think I was far off.

Greil Marcus' intro to the reprint of The Aesthetics of Rock talked about how the book was heretical (to whom, I don't know) because it considered Tommy James and the Shondells on the same level that it considered the Beatles or whoever.

Kogan's take - that this WAS a common pov for 60s rock critics and the 'progressive' narrative was the more populist view - seems at least as believable to me: https://koganbot.livejournal.com/164709.html

ooh another corny list

Yep.

Interesting predictions so far. I'm guessing it will be a repetitive all male top 10. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it looked something like this

1. Kanye West - MBDTF
2. Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
3. Frank Ocean - Blonde
4. Kanye West - Yeezus
5. Frank Ocean - Channel Orange
6. Bon Iver - Bon Iver
7. Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid
8. Kendrick Lamar - Damn
9. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
10. Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell

With some variation of Tame Impala, Vampire Weekend and Tyler The Creator just outside. Not sure who will be the highest female artist. Grimes, Solange or Mitski maybe?

― kitchen person, Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Ok, so I wasn't far off

1. Kanye West: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
2. Kendrick Lamar: To Pimp a Butterfly
3. Frank Ocean: Blonde
4. Kendrick Lamar: good kid, m.A.A.d city
5. Frank Ocean: Channel Orange
6. Kanye West: Yeezus
7. Vampire Weekend: Modern Vampires of the City
8. Sufjan Stevens: Carrie & Lowell
9. Arcade Fire: The Suburbs
10. Lorde: Melodrama
11. Tame Impala: Currents
12. Bon Iver: Bon Iver
13. Radiohead: A Moon Shaped Pool
14. Beyoncé: Lemonade
15. LCD Soundsystem: This Is Happening

although maybe Marcus wasn't saying that Meltzer's heresy was against other critics tbf

xp to self

Anyway, yes, 'poptimism vs rockism' is a fairly simple concept if you already agree with a few premises, I will grant. In the end, my problem is probably just that I am not that optimistic about pop.

“It’s all music, man.”

[this is actually my pov, despite the self-mocking scare quotes]

death grips at #20 is not a bad placement!

Anyone else vote in this thing? I would like to peruse your lists now.

1. What are the 10 best albums of 2010-2019?
#1 : Dawn Richard: Blackheart
#2 : Frida Hyvönen: To The Soul
#3 : Girlpool: Before The World Was Big
#4 : Julia Holter: Aviary
#5 : A Tribe Called Quest: We got it from Here... Thank You 4 Your service
#6 : Swervedriver: I Wasn't Born To Lose You
#7 : Owen Pallett: Heartland
#8 : Neneh Cherry: Blank Project
#9 : Kelela: Take Me Apart
#10 : Pistol Annies: Interstate Gospel

2. What are the 10 best songs of 2010 - 2019?
#1 : PJ Harvey: "The Last Living Rose"
#2 : The Radio Dept.: "Can't Be Guilty"
#3 : KING: "Native Land"
#4 : Deerhunter: "Memory Boy"
#5 : D'Angelo: "Another Life"
#6 : Yves Tumor: "Noid"
#7 : Susanne Sundfør: "Fade Away"
#8 : Jazmine Sullivan: "Let It Burn"
#9 : Danny Brown: "25 Bucks" [ft. Purity Ring]
#10 : Sasami: "Not The Time"

(I read "the best" as "your favorite")

I didn’t save my ballot, but I see only one (1) thing that I voted for ended up on either list.

on the more impt farmer/musician tangent: farming in the west today is surely some of the sweetest farming there has ever been but even now in the US and UK it has one of the highest mortality rates of any field. elsewhere the idea that farming is a better gig than being a musician prob doesn't seem persuasive for a lot of the poorest ppl itw, such as subsistence farmers, the tens of thousands of indian farmers who have killed themselves in recent years, or the hundreds of thousands (millions?) more who have migrated to cities to be homeless rather than persist w/ harvests ruined by climate change

in lots of cultures being a travelling musician/bard/jeli/azmari/wedding musician etc. is/was prestigious, or at least not disreputable, and 'court musician' and 'itinerant musician' are just two heterogeneous categories in a very broad spectrum of professional & semi-professional musicians across history, and not v discrete ones either.
ofc lots of farmers are musicians & I wld never want to erase, for example, thousands of years of sardinian shepherds nobly honking on pipes, which is deeply aesthetic,

Booming post.

now seems like a good time and place to post this killer sardinian playlist I've been listening to for a few days
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/62EAjeDiF4SU3Zq7b9k5Bl?si=TRhExpZxRQ2KytGesdr7Ew
/pvmic

Nice!

I feel like I'd be bored with my own list if I made it. My CD collection from when we mostly listened to music on CD is a lot more appealing than the last few years of it, when I only bother to get the things I like mostest on physical media. It's all about the friends and sounds along the way to the most perfect realization and summation of modern music (y'know, Blonde). The best list is what isn't on the list. think about it.

I want to see Jazmine Sullivan on every ballot.

Omfg at that pitchfork reader’s list. Imagine that as your reading audience.

I want to see Jazmine Sullivan on every ballot.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 8:47 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

one of the few people i have ever waited around backstage to get a pic with

jazmine sullivan is great (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

Anyone else vote in this thing? I would like to peruse your lists now.

Gladly:

Albums
1.) Wolf Alice - My Love is Cool
2.) Wolf Alice - Visions of a Life
3.) Gerard Way - Hesitant Alien
4.) Paramore - After Laughter
5.) Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork
6.) Paramore - s/t
7.) Jane Weaver - Modern Kosmology
8.) Purple Mountains - Purple Mountains
9.) Le Butcherettes - A Raw Youth
10.) Fall Out Boy - Save Rock and Roll

Tracks
1.) Wolf Alice - Silk
2.) Wolf Alice - Giant Peach
3.) Wolf Alice - Visions of a Life
4.) Wolf Alice - Don't Delete the Kisses
5.) Wolf Alice - Blush
6.) Gerard Way - How It's Going to Be
7.) Gerard Way - Maya the Psychic
8.) Gerard Way - Action Cat
9.) Queens of the Stone Age - I Appear Missing
10.) Paramore - Hard Times

I haven't looked at pitchfork.com yet. Did any of these make it?

well they had more wolf alice than you

the readers poll honestly makes way more sense as a uniform aesthetic than the pfork list proper. like i don't agree with it, but at least it coheres!

yup. they know what they like - angsty rap!

angsta rap

lol

ppl sure seem to like Tame Impala

that's what i keep being told

I think the Readers' Lists read like the Pitchfork algorithm got stuck or something.

Sardinian playlist bookmarked