pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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There were a couple considerations of the Carpenters.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:23 (six years ago)

there was the Abba reconsideration (my least favorite Ludlum novel too btw)

omar little, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:24 (six years ago)

have you ever detassled corn by hand?

do you know the secrets of the land?
it's america...
america... is me.

- bruce springsteen

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

I think one way to think about this (and the confusion) is that there are actually two critical continuums that cross over one another:

1. The first is whether to take pop music seriously.

2. The second is the choice between what mark k-punk called a romantics of production versus a romantics of reception.

So while all all brands of poptimism and pro-pop writing took/take pop music seriously, item (2) is something that takes on a greater or lesser role in pop-focused criticism depending on the historical moment.

It’s at a low ebb at this point, but that’s perhaps because we’re in a period of strong emphasis on what you might call artistic engagement, which makes it a lot harder to decouple reception from production.

Tim F, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

but like, we were talking about history ok--you were born in the twentieth century. a kid growing up with parents who were agricultural workers wouldn't expect to live to 5 for most of history. there's no "tractors". people didn't go to "school" and farming wasn't a summer job. people didn't work for their "dad", their dad worked for a large land-owner who paid them subsistence. and if your dad did own his own farm chances are it was small and your parents would have to choose which of your siblings would starve if there was an early frost. i know opening for Hüsker Dü at the Banger's Pavillion in 1997 and then sleeping on StrawDog Sam's basement floor must have been brutal, and i truly feel for you. i just don't think it's that comparable to hardcore child labour if you're lucky enough not to die of typhus, ymmv

lol what is this apples-to-oranges bullshit. the gap you're assessing here is between *different time periods* with different standards of living, not between a farmer + a musician in 2019 or a serf + a musician in 1623.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:58 (six years ago)

because in 1623 the musician was probably just as likely, if not moreso, to starve and/or die of typhus as a farmer (didn't have anyone to care for them, after all)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:59 (six years ago)

back then, the farmers had the pitchforks

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:06 (six years ago)

now their states are falling behind on rural internet access so they have no idea what the best new music is

j., Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:19 (six years ago)

pitchfork is dumb, i prefer plow

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:28 (six years ago)

i was wondering when you guys were gonna bring settlers of catan into this argument

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:41 (six years ago)

the 1989 version of angel olsen

edie brickell

billstevejim, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:17 (six years ago)

were people writing like that about neal sedaka or frankie valli?

Greil Marcus' intro to the reprint of The Aesthetics of Rock talked about how the book was heretical (to whom, I don't know) because it considered Tommy James and the Shondells on the same level that it considered the Beatles or whoever.

timellison, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 04:32 (six years ago)

the o.g. poptimist:

https://mmiles777.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/lester-abba.jpg

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 04:36 (six years ago)

tbh I'm just here for M@tt pulling out the True Minnesotan trump card

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:23 (six years ago)

Hahahahahaha jesus

https://pitchfork.com/features/article/2010s-readers-poll-results/

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

Ugh, my hopes (and faith in Pfork's readership) are cruelly dashed!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:28 (six years ago)

26. Kanye West: The Life of Pablo

lmao

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:28 (six years ago)

I didn't expect Blonde to overtake Channel Orange again.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:29 (six years ago)

Can't wait for the Pitchfork Readers Poll of the 2020s where Kanye's recording of himself shitting into a Glad bag will take the top spot

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:29 (six years ago)

kanye
kendrick
frank
kendrick
frank
kanye

so close to being a palindrome!

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:30 (six years ago)

kanye
kendrick
frank
kendrick
frank
kanye

so close to being a palindrome!

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:30 (six years ago)

followed by the worst Vampire Weekend album

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:31 (six years ago)

sry bout the dbl post

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:31 (six years ago)

those pfork lists are the worst lists i have ever seen

imago, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:34 (six years ago)

to be clear, if Kendrick had swept the top three spots, I would have been okay with it

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:35 (six years ago)

Worse than the Guardian list?

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:35 (six years ago)

if you get rid of everything that isn't kendrick the pfork albums list is improved dramatically tbh

imago, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:36 (six years ago)

Compare with:

https://rateyourmusic.com/customchart?page=1&chart_type=top&type=album&year=2010s&genre_include=1&include_child_genres=1&genres=&include_child_genres_chk=1&include=both&origin_countries=&limit=none&countries=

― pomenitul, Wednesday, October 16, 2019 7:33 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ooh another corny list

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:37 (six years ago)

Damn, wish I could find my predictions for the readers poll results on this epic thread. I really don't think I was far off.

kitchen person, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:38 (six years ago)

Greil Marcus' intro to the reprint of The Aesthetics of Rock talked about how the book was heretical (to whom, I don't know) because it considered Tommy James and the Shondells on the same level that it considered the Beatles or whoever.

Kogan's take - that this WAS a common pov for 60s rock critics and the 'progressive' narrative was the more populist view - seems at least as believable to me: https://koganbot.livejournal.com/164709.html

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:39 (six years ago)

ooh another corny list

Yep.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:41 (six years ago)

Interesting predictions so far. I'm guessing it will be a repetitive all male top 10. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it looked something like this

1. Kanye West - MBDTF
2. Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
3. Frank Ocean - Blonde
4. Kanye West - Yeezus
5. Frank Ocean - Channel Orange
6. Bon Iver - Bon Iver
7. Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid
8. Kendrick Lamar - Damn
9. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
10. Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell

With some variation of Tame Impala, Vampire Weekend and Tyler The Creator just outside. Not sure who will be the highest female artist. Grimes, Solange or Mitski maybe?

― kitchen person, Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Ok, so I wasn't far off

1. Kanye West: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
2. Kendrick Lamar: To Pimp a Butterfly
3. Frank Ocean: Blonde
4. Kendrick Lamar: good kid, m.A.A.d city
5. Frank Ocean: Channel Orange
6. Kanye West: Yeezus
7. Vampire Weekend: Modern Vampires of the City
8. Sufjan Stevens: Carrie & Lowell
9. Arcade Fire: The Suburbs
10. Lorde: Melodrama
11. Tame Impala: Currents
12. Bon Iver: Bon Iver
13. Radiohead: A Moon Shaped Pool
14. Beyoncé: Lemonade
15. LCD Soundsystem: This Is Happening

kitchen person, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:43 (six years ago)

although maybe Marcus wasn't saying that Meltzer's heresy was against other critics tbf

xp to self

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:45 (six years ago)

Anyway, yes, 'poptimism vs rockism' is a fairly simple concept if you already agree with a few premises, I will grant. In the end, my problem is probably just that I am not that optimistic about pop.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:52 (six years ago)

“It’s all music, man.”

[this is actually my pov, despite the self-mocking scare quotes]

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 14:59 (six years ago)

death grips at #20 is not a bad placement!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:17 (six years ago)

Anyone else vote in this thing? I would like to peruse your lists now.

1. What are the 10 best albums of 2010-2019?
#1 : Dawn Richard: Blackheart
#2 : Frida Hyvönen: To The Soul
#3 : Girlpool: Before The World Was Big
#4 : Julia Holter: Aviary
#5 : A Tribe Called Quest: We got it from Here... Thank You 4 Your service
#6 : Swervedriver: I Wasn't Born To Lose You
#7 : Owen Pallett: Heartland
#8 : Neneh Cherry: Blank Project
#9 : Kelela: Take Me Apart
#10 : Pistol Annies: Interstate Gospel

2. What are the 10 best songs of 2010 - 2019?
#1 : PJ Harvey: "The Last Living Rose"
#2 : The Radio Dept.: "Can't Be Guilty"
#3 : KING: "Native Land"
#4 : Deerhunter: "Memory Boy"
#5 : D'Angelo: "Another Life"
#6 : Yves Tumor: "Noid"
#7 : Susanne Sundfør: "Fade Away"
#8 : Jazmine Sullivan: "Let It Burn"
#9 : Danny Brown: "25 Bucks" [ft. Purity Ring]
#10 : Sasami: "Not The Time"

(I read "the best" as "your favorite")

geoffreyess, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:25 (six years ago)

I didn’t save my ballot, but I see only one (1) thing that I voted for ended up on either list.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:30 (six years ago)

on the more impt farmer/musician tangent: farming in the west today is surely some of the sweetest farming there has ever been but even now in the US and UK it has one of the highest mortality rates of any field. elsewhere the idea that farming is a better gig than being a musician prob doesn't seem persuasive for a lot of the poorest ppl itw, such as subsistence farmers, the tens of thousands of indian farmers who have killed themselves in recent years, or the hundreds of thousands (millions?) more who have migrated to cities to be homeless rather than persist w/ harvests ruined by climate change

in lots of cultures being a travelling musician/bard/jeli/azmari/wedding musician etc. is/was prestigious, or at least not disreputable, and 'court musician' and 'itinerant musician' are just two heterogeneous categories in a very broad spectrum of professional & semi-professional musicians across history, and not v discrete ones either.
ofc lots of farmers are musicians & I wld never want to erase, for example, thousands of years of sardinian shepherds nobly honking on pipes, which is deeply aesthetic,

ogmor, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:33 (six years ago)

Booming post.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:34 (six years ago)

now seems like a good time and place to post this killer sardinian playlist I've been listening to for a few days
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/62EAjeDiF4SU3Zq7b9k5Bl?si=TRhExpZxRQ2KytGesdr7Ew
/pvmic

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:40 (six years ago)

Nice!

I feel like I'd be bored with my own list if I made it. My CD collection from when we mostly listened to music on CD is a lot more appealing than the last few years of it, when I only bother to get the things I like mostest on physical media. It's all about the friends and sounds along the way to the most perfect realization and summation of modern music (y'know, Blonde). The best list is what isn't on the list. think about it.

maffew12, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:44 (six years ago)

I want to see Jazmine Sullivan on every ballot.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 15:47 (six years ago)

Omfg at that pitchfork reader’s list. Imagine that as your reading audience.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:11 (six years ago)

I want to see Jazmine Sullivan on every ballot.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 16, 2019 8:47 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:12 (six years ago)

one of the few people i have ever waited around backstage to get a pic with

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:32 (six years ago)

jazmine sullivan is great (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

geoffreyess, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:34 (six years ago)

Anyone else vote in this thing? I would like to peruse your lists now.

Gladly:

Albums
1.) Wolf Alice - My Love is Cool
2.) Wolf Alice - Visions of a Life
3.) Gerard Way - Hesitant Alien
4.) Paramore - After Laughter
5.) Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork
6.) Paramore - s/t
7.) Jane Weaver - Modern Kosmology
8.) Purple Mountains - Purple Mountains
9.) Le Butcherettes - A Raw Youth
10.) Fall Out Boy - Save Rock and Roll

Tracks
1.) Wolf Alice - Silk
2.) Wolf Alice - Giant Peach
3.) Wolf Alice - Visions of a Life
4.) Wolf Alice - Don't Delete the Kisses
5.) Wolf Alice - Blush
6.) Gerard Way - How It's Going to Be
7.) Gerard Way - Maya the Psychic
8.) Gerard Way - Action Cat
9.) Queens of the Stone Age - I Appear Missing
10.) Paramore - Hard Times

I haven't looked at pitchfork.com yet. Did any of these make it?

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

well they had more wolf alice than you

j., Wednesday, 16 October 2019 17:16 (six years ago)


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