― Qoolout, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Man i agree with Q, that did sound like Manny but i dont remember him using fake names like big gay but im not sure. If it was him then imagine if all of us battled him LOL he wouldnt stand a chance. oh and that motherfucker doesnt want to get me fired up cuz im ready to beef.
Oh and yall know who this is for, these are my modified quotes from shook ones.
"your simple words just don't move me you're minor, im major you all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player don't make me have to call your name out your crew is featherweight my gunshots'll make you levitate I'm only seventeen but my mind is old and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold another nigga post bitchy, another story gets told it ain't nothin' really hey, yo dun spark the Phillie so I can get my mind off these yellowbacked niggas why they still here I don't know, go figure meanwhile back in Queens the realness is foundation and when I post I couldn't choose a better location when my words penetrate you feel a burning sensation getting closer to beef in a tight situation now, take these words home and think it through or the next post I write might be about you"
Uhh, thank you... thank you very much *applause* Thank you thank you far too kind, far too kind Thank you, thank you very much Good night everybody, good night! I love all of you, thank you thank you Thank you, thank you very much Good night!
― Big J, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Steph, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I'm the M to the A-S-T-E-R/ rhymin' against his dolo ass is just a lyrical spar/ with those disgusting bars how you plan on goin' to war/ dun spits about fuckin' like he's a porno star/ but we all know the truth, aint that right Ru Paul/ lift ya blouse up Steve-INA, and let the world see ya bra/ lyrical bullets on point, aimed dead at ya chest/ there's no dodging these bars, where's your lyrical proof vest/ I'll put you in peace with the rest/ from these tones you injest/ ask ya moms how my cock fealt in between her breasts/ I dicked the bitch down and then demolished her guts/ what you mad cause she's a slut, and not a virgin in the butt/ got her beggin..."The Best, can I please be ya wife"/ Check it- this nigga's whole fam tryin' to be in my life/ ya sisters are my daughters and ya brothers are my sons/ and what was once your allowance, are now my ones/ So I fathered your style, and guided your lyrical content/ but you choose to battle me with those below mediocre spits/ I thought I taught you better than this 3:16/ Now I must disown you like Mike Jackson did to Billy Jean/ But with all this hectic drama, you'll still be my son/ And "The Best" is my alias which proves I've already won/ For your proceeding verses make sure the lyrics are legit/ Cause if not "You're Fired"!! Or better yet "I Quit"!!.....mothafucka
Oh and Hillis, I have to disagree(dun, we have to agree on something shyt) with you on what you said about Nas not being up there with BIG or Pac. I'll support my argument later, but right now I have to go to class. "He's leaving!!" "Who, Who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas. ~1~
"Went from 3:16 to Steve, to Stone Cold, to Steve-INA, and I humiliated yo ass without writin' those lyrics either"-The Best
― The Best, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Casper, the friendly ghost in here, so H3K has to embarass him/he can't be from DA SOUTH cuz he pales in comparison//to all DIRTY playas that I've met in my life/and Kazper is a ho, so he ain't even fit to be a housewife//kazper, the friendly bitch, I can see through your facade/you think you gettin respect? son, that's only a mirage//I see through your persona; I'm starin at ya heart/there's so many problems there, where should Hillis start?//it's softer than a baby's belly, pumpin much slushee//It's not very big either, so people, kazper must be//a faggot, a pussy, a dickridin fake/I tear through ya flesh like a wolf would do a steak//remember the pit bull reference? well, I'm the one that's rabid/ain't no remorse here, shawty, I simply will not have it//Bitch ass niggas come here cryin, but steady screamin DIRTY/in the words of Bubba from the Pig Shack, "It's not gon be purty"//so bow down, young soldier, you don't want war with H3K/I'm ya strict ass pops, I'm on that ass when you misbehave..."
Shitty boo boo them, you fantasy ass nigga.
I'm out like respect for kazper. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"No, I'm not "The Best," nigga, but you can call me the best nigga/better than all the rest, nigga, bring it to ya chest, nigga//Got all the ladies wet, nigga, hip hop thread vet, nigga/all that's on my agenda is kazper's slow and painful death, nigga//step to Hillis and flex, nigga? No! No! No!/Santa describes you best, kazper - "Ho! Ho! Ho!"/Dick Vitale describes me best - B.T.P./if you want jihad with a mercenary, then come see me/B.T.P. means Big Time Playa if ya ass can't comprehend/kazper, the cowardly roach, if I see him, I'm stompin him/I peeped game from Nas, so it's semi-autos at yo cartilege/you probably don't want war, but it's too late cuz I'm startin it//I know this is disheartenin, but H3K will have no mercy/I know you want to rewind time and take it back when you cursed me//but now it's on playa, and you've already lost/I been studyin the way Hitler did the Jews in the Holocaust//or how about my unfortunate ancestors who fell victim to the rope?/fuck it, I'm gon take ya remains and turn ya in to soap..."
Sacre bleu! That's French for "Damn!" Like my boy say when he starts blowin people out in Madden 2002... "Bubba? Bubba? Where Bubba at? Oh, my bad. It ain't ugly enough in here..." But trust me, if kazper don't recognize Hillis 3000 (AKA Hillis Da Realest) is #1, then Bubba might have to show up.
"Not even Lois Lane can get the scoop..." - Big J quotin Big E (get it? Biggie? LOL?)
I'm out like kazper's lights if I ever meet him. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"I flow hard like a cock during masturbation"-The Best
― The Best, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
About, Nas. I still only be feelin half of you. Nas cannot be Jordan. I Am and Nastradamus were not just gambling problems. They were his attempts at playing ball. Jordan may have gambled, but on the court, he did what he had to do. And I Am and Nastradumus...Nas didn't do what he was supposed to do. It Was Written had some good cuts, but it was only successful cuz of Illmatic. But I agree, any album of Nas' with "illmatic" in it somewhere was hot. Other than that, they show that Nas is not God MC.
Nas came out the gate strong, but he still fell off. Pac may not have started as hot as Nas, but in the end Pac's success has no near rival. PLUS, Nelly, BONE, and BIG started off just as hot. Now, I have heard all the stuff about Nas squashin beef with Pac, but about Pac and BIG worried about Nas' success? Well, I don't know, but Pac had nothing to worry about. Nas may have had the lyrical edge, but that, as we all kniow, doesn't impress the majority of hip=hop's fans. Pac's delivery gave him the edge on every rapper, plus his lyrics weren't that bad, and he combined it with a certain image, albeit real or not (did I use "albeit" correctly?) Nas is good, but I still say nowhere near Pac or even BIG.
The Best, I'm sure there's somethin we can agree on. Who's your most hated college hoops team?
I'm out like a runner tagged at first. Peace.
― kazper, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― 3:16, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"kazper, your style ain't the only thing about you that's sweet/get it? sweet? do I need to repeat?//I think you get the picture, so I'll snap ya spine like a photo/don't you know I started this online rhyming? I ain't worried about a slow ho//describe you as simply dolo, all about small dough/the only detergent you are is All - all bitch, and all ho//all weak, all chump, mesmerized by my lyrical sound/people? imagine me worried about this lyrical clown/your shit makes us laugh; you're the lyrical court jester/my shit is cash money, so I'm snatchin all investors//don't be too flattered, kazper, cuz you bout to be flattened/you need to bow out, and gain some skills when ya rappin//you need to retire, take a note from Roddy Piper/you can't be serious when you told us you bite like a viper/your bite is like a newborn cuz you have no teeth/there's no strength in your jaws and no coherent speech//grow up a lil bit, then tangle with the don/I control you like a puppet and use you like a pawn//I do it my way, kazper, and this is my day, kazper/you have no choice but to get caught up in my spray, kazper/and I don't miss, kazper, sendin rounds at ya temple/my shit is too confusing for a nigga that's so simple//yell yo heart out, kazper, and you still ain't sayin nathin/self-proclaimed sweet boy, you need to take up roller skating..."
Yeah I said it.
I'm out like kazper's mom when I got her workin the corner. Peace!
― Big J, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
like the reply.
Clue, Clue ,Clue
Hillis is winning so far folks. He's showing somw promise. This whole battle is type funny.
I know it's old but I got to stick up for one a my peepos Redman. This Man is 5 albums strong. None of his albums are weak. He has the sick-delerious-comical style. His shit is just type hilarious. Not to mention his beats knock to go along with it. Another thing, he has the patented Supa Man Lova series, get's funnier every album. Redman is one of the great emcees, NO QUESTION!!!!!!!
Also, sticky fingaz. Black Trash is one of the beat albums this year. Sticky is another slepton emcee. You got to hear the song "State VS Kirk Jones". Sticky was the defendant, Ra Digga was the judge, Redman was the defense attorney, and the Procescutor was........none other than.......YOU GUESSED IT my man Canibus himself. This is one of the best songs of the year. I'd imagine the video being similar to Fresh Prince's "parents just don't understand".
Speaking of Canibus, The BEATS FOR CANIBUS FOUNDATION is picking back up, we raise 40 G yesterday at an all you can eat, all you can smoke cookout. 'bus told us to charge $120 a head, it worked. Soon we will be able to get that first single. The Q-45 got imponded yesterday, a cop got me doing 116 mph on I-87. My liscence got revoked to. The judge said if I can come up with 20 G's I can get it back (don't tell nobody). So, I need your help.
Support the BEATS FOR CANIBUS FUND
2002 Battle-You Avenue
Catskill, NY 10287
email: [email protected]
― SecondSage, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"I'm so handsome I got chicks snipers couldn't take out"-The Best
― kazper, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Back (AH!!! MUTHAFUCK!!! this is getting to be like some kind of speech impediment!) HAHA! Me fired or you quit huh? hmmm... I like to imagine this to the beat of "Y'all Been Warned" on Iron flag...
...So the Best wants war, but this battles one sided/rhyme against me, you get your dome straight divided/come to the UK i pull the slide back and cock it/surgical precision, you aint realise that I shot it/loaded up the thread, yo' I couldnt beleive my optic/Back's trying to battle, so I gots to change the topic/smoke it like the chronic, or is it "TOO HARSH FOR YOU?"/I just fucked YOUR sister in my BMW/heads I win, tails you lose/hopped from the UK to YOUR avenue/YOU DONT WANT ME TO CONTINUE!
Next one aint me, but it seems kinda appropriate...
Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin/Tell your story walkin/Take cover kid, what?/Run for your brother, kid/Run for your team, and your six camp rhyme groupies/So I can squeeze with the advantage, and get wasted/My deadly notes reigns supreme/Your fort is basic compared to mine/Domino effect, arts and crafts/Paragraphs contain cyanide - Cappadona (from "Triumph")
Steph, a bit more about Iron Flag for you. If you like Wu-Tangs old stuff then you gonna like this, I know Wu aint to all hip hop fans tastes, so if you dont like 36 Chambers or Wu-Tang Forever, then dont get this. I'd give it 4/4.5 mics. Stand out tracks are In the Hood, Rules, Uzi, and Y'all Been Warned.
"I WILL NOT LOSE!" - Jay-Z
"The hard-headed never learn" - Method Man
Peace
― 3:16, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Anyone else who may feel the need to reply to this go ahead.
I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best....(
One sided battle indeed, and the victor is me/ I'm hungry dun and about to enjoy this lyrical feast/ on a Steve Austin clone intitled 3:16/ this aint a war, I told u it's just a dissagreement/ transvestite ass nigga, showin' off his cleavage/ Reppin' the UK?....U GAY!!/ this faggot can't be serious/ and you aint FUCKIN' nothin nigga cause you on ya period/ wonderin' how I'm so tight cause like George ya curious/ the only thing you DIVIDED is an algebraic equation/ and my nut on ya moms shirt left it in discoloration/ spittin' about cockin', but the only cock you know is in ya anal/ What you proud of learning new positions on the Discovery Channel?/ remain in the UGAY cause you wouldn't survive on my block/ "Where You Rep?" "Oh, I'm from England", now they takin' ya watch/ takin' ya chain and pistol whip ya ass in the face/ force you to start prayin' and callin' on the LORD like Mase/ this nigga's a waste/ of my fuckin' time and my lyrics/ and PLEASE DON'T CONTINUE, cause ya rhymin' style is ridiculous...mothafucka "Noooo, he's leaving!!" "Who, who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas!! ~1~
"nuclear lyricism, dun it's within me"-The Best
― The Best, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Big J, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Best just ripped the shit out of 3:16. I don't know if it's over. this thread is getting bloody. I advise Best not to reply nomore unless Steve Austin comes with something good, seems as his rhyme are just mediocre.
I see kasper has put down the rhyming gloves and is just going straight after Hillis. Hillis is still whoopin his ass in the rhyme scene. So Hillis, no more replies until he gets up to par.
Back to the topic, the Nationwide battle. I think Jay-Z needs to quit to, as well as his click. Rocafella is not making any noise. I don't mean as far as the game, but all of these Nas disses. Give it up, NAS WON!!!! Let's concentrate on the future of hip hop.
Don't forget
send all proceeds to:
BEATS FOR CANIBUS FUND
Catskill, NY 12087
or email: [email protected]
― SecondSage, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
BEEYATCH!
I'm out like lights with a blown fuse. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― XStatic Peace, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"If we battled on a U Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-The Best
― Qoolout, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Big Mike, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Well I havn't seen Barrera fight since he beat Nasim Mohamed last year. Nasim lost some steam after that fight and he won't beat either one of the two if he goes up aginst them. My personal favorite in that division is Bones Adams. The Baby face assinssine Barrera is tenatious and a relentless boxer. And those two skills will still make him champion after the remach with Morales and the other rematch with Nasim. But if my man Junior Jones was in that mix you know he would beat all their asses just like he did Bearrea the second time he faught him. But how do you feel about that Vargas vs. De La Hoya match, they hate each other about as much as Tyson and Lewis hate each other. Also do you think Zab Judah should get a rematch with Kostya Tszyu, after their controversial first match. But this is a rap forum and I just wanted to say that the Roc has made a bad decition by signing Beanine's Boys them "State Property" guys. I know Beans is trying to open the doors for his phily crew. But if they think for one moment the can go up against the LOX lyricly! Then they are sadly mistaken. And they are all subpar as rappers anyway even Beanie himself. I wonder if Jay-z is trying to build on his crew to watch his back or something. Because these guys are doo-buggie. He needs to look further in the streets to find some good rappers. I got 5 niggas on my block that can fuck the shit out of Freeway, about 3 niggas that can take Oshino back to the crack house where he was pushing work out of again (Not all pimps and drug dealers deserve a contract). And about 1,000,000 niggas that will beat the shit out of Sparks. Ant that is not a typo you see! That is the acual number, that guy is sooo shitty. I don't see how he got a contract at all! But that will be a bad investment for Roc-a-fella if they put production into them niggas. I'm out, and keep me focus doggs!
― Hollywood Jaimison, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Since we often get off subject, what's the funniest standups y'all ever done seen. Me, it's gotta be Bring The Pain by Chris Rock, with Eddie Murphy Delirious and Martin Lawrence You So Crazy next. Eddie Murphy Raw was tight and Richard Pryor was a fool, too. Kings of Comedy was also a nice contemporary stand up for us. But for real, Chris Rock made so much fuckin sense in Bring The Pain it's ridiculous!
"Man, how am I gon get rid of all this crack?!"
I'm out like kazper from the closet. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Back, this for you bitch...
...I know you got the gun, do you have the heart to shoot it/you nothin' but a fighter, I'm standing undisputed/My shit is stong, your's is straight diluted/Step to 3:16 if you want yo' ass to get looted/Say you flow like a cock during masturbation/you need to join the BEATS FOR CANIBUS foundation/Whats the difference between us? Nah not that again/the aid I get is lemon, your's is humanitarian/compared to me... FUCK THAT, theres no comparison/waste of time and money, I should call you Audley Harrison/Ali described you BEST when he said "Aint he ugly"/your words never phase me kid, your rhymes just bug me/Tell your sister stop, she keeps tryin' to hug me/pass her off backwards, like I was playin' rugby/I spit lead bullets, call me the thug of rap/never strays, give BACK a SPINAL TAP/or spoof-comedy, i'll call you "BEST" IN SHOW/from this line forward, yous officially my ho!
...hehe!
I aint voted twice, I looked twice, voted once. You fuckin' retard.
I heard C-Murder is being charged with murder, bail at $700,000. Anybody know anything bout that?
To all the vets, Qoolout, Hillis, Hollywood J, Steph, LOX, etc... Nothin' but love...
"I WILL NOT LOSE" - Jay-Z
― 3:16, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Steph, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Big J, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Imagine STEVEINA spittin' with HER British accent(LMAO)/ shots from my lyrical gloc make this coward absent/ you can't defeat me son, so go ahead and confess/ plagiarism is a crime and your under arrest/ reviewed my lyrics so you can try to devise ya rhymes/ cause the "ho" reference you spit was already used one time/ speakin' of time, damn it took you long to reply?/ 3 days, and all you have are those dispicable lines/ face it dun, ya lyrics they belong in a cell/ I'll come to UGAY, murder you, and wouldn't nobody tell/ this nigga is frail/ challenge me, and you'll always fail/ you've committed eternal sin and now condemned to hell/ ya feminine spit will forever be limp like a dick/ you're in trouble SON, and now placed on punishment/ A Queens nigga, but never ever ran by Queens/ where cats will eat that ass up and then spit out ya spleen/ I know my bars are flames, but dun pick ya face off the ground/ You should give up rhymin', and join the Ringlin' Brothers you clown....FAGGOT!!
PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR IDENTITY ON THIS THREAD STEVEINA, STOP IT!!
Oh and you don't have to lie, we all know that you voted for the Blueprint at hiphopgame.com over 100 times LMAO!!
Everybody just stop for one minute and imagine 3:16 in person trying to rhyme with that British accent. LOfuckingL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"shots from my lyrical gloc make this coward absent"-The Best
― The Best, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Qoolout, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Qoolout, dawg? What other stuff have folks been takin from you? You know I ain't bout infringin on copyrighted material. Like they say on middle school, "Plagiarism ain't qool." The Best, you know good and well 3:16 came with the goods on his last rhymes. Even when you and I was battlin, I knew you wasn't just rappin bullshit. It was good stuff, too. You know you tight, but you know 3:16 has been doin it, too. But for real, though. Leave them Sigmas alone. And Duke. You must just hate blue... Naw, really, I don't HATE Duke, but I ain't a Duke fan, either. I'm neutral. I didn't care too much for Battier (didn't his head look like a Michigan Wolverines football helmet?), but Jason William is cold and Dunleavy got skills. College basketball has never really done it for me. I'm an NBA man to the fullest. 3:16, you always gon be my nigga, even if you and H*WOOD go off on some boxing conversation that's too deep for me cuz I ain't on that level. All I know is De La Hoya, Jones, Jr, and that cat that beat De La Hoya (?Felipe Lopez, maybe?). But I can't even front about one of Best disses. Imaginin any rap lines spat in a foreign accent is funny, simply cuz I'm American and I ain't used to hearin rap in another tongue. But yo lines is still tight to def. Ya feel me?
Back to comedy, though. Qool, B&B is definitely funny, but Bring The Pain was still better to me. But in B&B, the funniest scenes are when he's like, "I got on the elevator, an two 20 yr. old white boys got on. And I just dove off! I said, Y'all ain't killin me!" Or how about when he was acting like an old Black man, and he started doin that dance? "Yeah, I got a White wife, but I love her, and she love me, so that's all that matter... but if the Revolution ever come, I'll kill her first! Just to show these crackers I mean business!" B&B, was straight hilarious. But Bring The Pain was funny the whole way through. "Second of all, he (Ron Goldman) was known to drive around in the car OJ bought for her (Nicole). Hmph. Think about THAT shit. I buy you a car. You gon let another man ride around in my car? Are you out of your fuckin mind?!" Classic! Classic! Or how about, "If I had a choice between the electric chair and tossin a salad, I'd be like, so where you plug it in?" Classic! Classic! But don't front on Ed Murph "Goonoe Goo Goo" and Martin "the water would glisten all over yo body." They had some good joints, too.
Yo, what's up with C-Murder? The tank ain't bout it, bout it, now. It's Romeo-ed out! What's he tryin to prove? Oh well, Corey should have plenty of time to write a few good lyrics like Pac did when he was in jail... The blasphemy!
"Yeah, let me get a box of juji fruits, a box of bon bons, a couple of junior mints, another box of juji fruits, and this nigga here's gonna pay for it... YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, MOULIE! PAY FOR MY FUCKIN CANDY!!!" - Eddie Murphy pretendin to be a 5'2" Italian who just saw Rocky talkin to a 6'5" Black man
I'm out like a pizza delivery boy. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Qoolout. I gots to agree with you bout Bigger and Blacker, but the best bit got to be "Black Mall", "love my black people, HATE my black mall!"
This verse is a bit longer than the ones i normally spit, so bear with me...
...I - Fuck with the Best like reefer//WILL - teach you gangsta you know you//NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly//LOSE - I robbed your ass already...
...A wise man told me don't argue with fools/but what about retards? "Nah thats cool"/How dare you call yourself the BEST, you don't deserve that title/SHUT UP MRS BACK! Yo shes gettin' suicidal/your whole fams fucked, your sister wants me in the bridal/she aint the only Nchekpube who rocks the vaginal/Your pops told me that while he was cleaning the urinal/We both know your styles weak, i dont need to bring the tidal/But this is a throwdown kid, you should of read it in the title/It also said the subject was hip hop/the way you flow even Elton think its rock/"What you say!" heres an 8-ball in a sock/who's the real best? Biggie and Pac/You should of thought of that before you thought up your name/post after post muthafuckers lyrically lame/I thought you were tryin' to diss me kid, it just aint the same/you callin' me a faggot? you repeatin' last week again/you like a dog with no teeth, all bark and no bite/"murder me in UK"?, put the gloves on, lets fight/but you're a credible rapper, yeah credible like Will Smith/while 3:16 just sits back with a spliff/you already fallin' over, you only had one sniff/Come on BACK, I thought you knew better/But while she reads this, your sister gets wetter/before you noticed she soaked through your sweater/"Why BACK's sweater?" I hear y'all ask/see, at the time, Back was eatin' out her ass/The 2nd bullet hits before the firsts even passed/The 1st aint miss though its hit your record collection/HOLD ON! Is that Britney Spears on closer inspection/DAMN! I just hit you in the kiddie pop section/Ricky Martins on the floor BACK?!? are you getting an erection!/Like Lauryn Hill you've had a miseducation/carry on this way you end up in a police station/Whats the charge officer, hustling on the block this time?/"nah, exposed himself to a little girl, age nine"/Now BACKS inside "HE DROPPED THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER!"/Walking like John Wayne for the next 24hours/Now your sis aint got nobody to eat starwberries out her butt/my Samsung got call barring, but she still trys, slut/you kinda gots to admire the bitches determination/with her sis, sorry bruv on extended vacation/Cryin' like a kid lost at Grand Central Station/Now you left the joint, I pull a .45 from my pocket/Grabbed your cheap chain before you even dropped it... ...stop it?... ...NO
Yo I got to agree with you Steph, where J-Dolo at? It was a while since he posted on the old thread too, maybe he retired silently. DOLO!!! WHERE YOU AT SON?
Usual shout out to all the vets.
― 3:16, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
HAHA!
"I ride through ya hood in a Mr. Softee truck Then pull a mac out a box of snow cones"-Redman
― Big J, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Qoolout, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
SHIT! sorry if these words appear incoherent or any shit like that, spelling mistake come round cos i been in the student bar since 3 oclock and its nearly 6pm my time. Them God Damn 3 for 2 deals! and shit the fruit machine took nearly £10 off of me! ah well...
Qoolout, for real no offence taken, I just never needed to bring out any proper lyrics till now, looks like BACK stepped up to the plate, so i'ma pitch some real shit. Nah, I dont know what Ricky Martin got to do with it, but it sounded funny at the time. I guess that before I just made up the lines sat in front of a computer, this time I think them up in advance.
Steph, yo know theres nothing but love, thing is, there aint really no reason why I would rhyme bout anything else apart from how gay Back (OH MY GOD! STOP ME SAYING THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!) is. You live anywhere in Montreal? I'ma be there some time next January. I dont know why I'm tellin' you now, hmmm... just seems like a good idea.
J-Dolo what, I think he's retired gracefully, but wheres LOX at thougfh. I'm missing your input kid.
Looks like we switched sports for comedy, so another highlight of the B&B CD (bought it in NY last time I was there) has got to be the little Monica Lewinski montage thing. "So Monica, what could you tell us that would suprise people about you - I used to be scared of the dick, now i throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch". My God, shit had me rolling!
Everybody (maybe not back (ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!) though) gets my upmost respect, even Kazper, I'ma shout you out cos you coming up on here with some lyrics and shit. You earned my respect son, i'll try not to take the piss again (its an British saying, I understand if none of y'all get it). Hillis, you my dawg and that don't need no proving, Qoolout, you know we cool (all that talk of GTA3 is getting me jealous though, I only got GTA2!), ...Hollywood J/what more can I say... you keep talking sense up on here, keeping everything real, what do you think about the impending Lennox Lewis/Mike Tyson fight. Steph, you the minority seeing as yous a girl and all, you keeping me updated, keep repping North of the border, hopefully i'ma be doing that in July. LOX, man, you keep taking extended leaves from this thread. If you aint got no input, I aint worry bout that, keep it locked bro. I can not be fucked to write any more for the moment, I got soe work to to by thursday, so thats kinda taking priority. Just one thing though, Guitar music aint my stlye, but the Lauryn Hill track on Carlos Santana's joint is tight to def! Yeah its a bit old, but I aint heard it in a while.
Anyone I aint mention, sorry, but at least you read my shit, thanks. (Big Gay, I aint forget you, but seeing as you are so far up Back's (MUTHAFUCKER!!!!!!!!) ass, I can't see you, so, guess what kid... ...I'm throwing it down.
"Now your kids got RICKETTS! All cos you tried to keep a little money in the community!" - C Rock
― Smeph, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Mr. T be goin up to dudes and be like, Hey boy! Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come over here, and fuck me in the ass. I'ma bend over now... Unnnnnngggggggghhhhhhh! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Hey boy, slow down! You mess around and cum too fast! Make me clench up my butt cheeks and rip ya dick off!"
- Eddie Murphy pretendin to be a gay Mr. T
Big J, I only really like the Lakers, and despise the Jazz. Other than that, I cheer for teams based on certain players. Like if the Lakers don't win, I'd like someone like the Kings, Wolves, Sixers, or Mavs to win. Or I just don't want the Spurs or Blazers to win.
Mack 10 sucks. Anybody notice how CMR is the fake No Limit? Come out from New Orleans real hot, kind of fall off, and sign a veteran West Coaster, but it just don't really fit. I'll smack C-Murder, though. Whether he did it or not. 3:16, for real, C-Murder is the next Pac. Mark my words...
"I remember we used to go to the creek, and you would dip yo head in the water, and yo hair would come down and lay over yo right eye. You had that good hair. Everybody had said you had Indian in yo family..."
-Martin from "You So Crazy!"
I'm out like side. Peace!