pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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(and i like the Tierra Whack EP, but c'mon!)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

A Tribe Called Quest: We got it from Here... Thank You 4 Your service (2016)

I might've put this at number one myself, tbh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

They really butchered that albums list. I predict Rolling Stone will have a brilliant list that will stand the test of time better compared to this if only based on sincerity.Whatever Pitchfork brought to the table in their prime has been exchanged for something so dull. It feels like they want to be defined as both poptimists and alternative trendsetters but fail at both.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

Tribe album is one of my faves here, but I can't relate to how you see it as "disrespectful". Though I can kinda see Qtip making a video about this list now....

maffew12, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Pitchfork Editor Thoughts: "You know what better represents the past decade and will prove to be a historically more important album than Beyoncé's Lemonade? That Lana Del Rey LP that came out five weeks ago."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

What are the big rap albums that got shafted?

Danny Brown, 'Atrocity Exhibition'
Rich Gang, 'Tha Tour'
Kanye West, 'The Life of Pablo'
Gibbs/Madlib - Pinata
Big KRIT - 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time
Ka - Night's Gambit
YG - Still Brazy
Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot
Diddy-Dirty Money, Last Train to Paris

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

Big KRIT - 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time

lol for real? I kinda got tired of waiting for Krit to make something as good as Return to 4eva and skipped his last couple

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

honestly the top thirty or whatever feels like a list i would have made when i was 19 and trying to show off how diverse and openminded i was.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

chief keef back from the dead 2

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

finally rich made it but

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

even "4" be over Lemonade

maffew12, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

all the revenue retrievin albums

devvvine, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

67. Courtney Barnett: Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit (2015)

smdh every time I see this godawful album title. The ‘10s was full of these.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

Barnett's second is stronger. Though I'm sorta surprised they didn't put in her record with Kurt Vile just to sum both of them up and make more room for whatever else. I mean that's the kind of list this is.

maffew12, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

all the revenue retrievin albums

lol yeah that is ridic. 40 doesn't need Pform tbf.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Pfork

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

am I the only one who strongly prefers Pure Heroine to Melodrama?

No, I do too.

Spry at 78 (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Migos - Culture didn't make it!!!

Frederik B, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

right? what the hell with Migos on these lists? very low place for Bad and Boujee on songs list, and that's it

maffew12, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

Big KRIT - 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time

lol for real? I kinda got tired of waiting for Krit to make something as good as Return to 4eva and skipped his last couple

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, October 8, 2019 12:57 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

return of 4eva is the real snub

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

I prefer Melodrama but Louvre on the songs list and no Green Light is just... who is this for?

maffew12, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

Rich Gang, 'Tha Tour'

shocked this didn't make it, tbh, especially after there was a lot of twitter chatter about it just the other week

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

KRIT should probably be K.R.I.T. Wuz Here (xpost to me)

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

it is kinda interesting how completely migos are now persona non grata with the cool kids; probably all those sprite commercials

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

4:44 also didn't make it. i wouldn't have picked it myself, but notable.

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

Louvre on the songs list and no Green Light is just... who is this for?

Totally! “Green Light” is the jam

Spry at 78 (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

This album list is so disagreeable to me... they didn’t even pick the right Parquet Courts, lol

Spry at 78 (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

the only good parquet courts album is the one with 'borrowed time' on it, whatever that was called

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

That’s the one.

Spry at 78 (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Green Light is not only the jam, it was also the lead single.. oh but let's have this middling deep cut instead anyways because "down the back, but who cares, still the Louvre" oh remember that, so cute, or wtf

I hope these guys never make it to the Louvre! I'm gonna go now, I said I didn't care about Pitchfork. oh just some of these decisions oh my

maffew12, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

Is Anti in there because it has a Tame Impala song and they’re less ashamed to love him via Rihanna?

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

Because that album sucks.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

dawn richard did a song called 'the louvre' a few months earlier that was about 47384773x better, why don't we talk about that instead

imago, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

they should've done top 50 'singles', top 50 deep cuts, top 50 tame impala related all separately

nashwan, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

I bet if they did, it would be another song off Melodrama entirely. I just bet. oh good day.

maffew12, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

honestly, if anything their tame impala enthusiasm has cooled a bit. currents got like a 9.3, right?

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

dawn richard did a song called 'the louvre' a few months earlier that was about 47384773x better, why don't we talk about that instead

― imago, Tuesday, October 8, 2019

fuck you, my Louvre ain't your Louvre

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

wish i could post today but i have a ginormous pile of grading and a lecture to prepare before band practice. turning on my app-blocker but looking forward to catching up on this thread tomorrow! 😘

flopson, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

or, as Whitney sang, my louvre is your louvre

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_P2IY8gxZw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

Tame Impala - Lonerism was in their top 10 (#7 iirc) in that mid-decade best of list they made and now it’s all the way down in #130. They definitely cooled down on their love for him or got ashamed of hyping him somewhere in the past couple of years.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

Tame Impala is a good band

treeship., Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

First two albums were alright, everything else is an eldritch horror.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Is Anti in there because it has a Tame Impala song and they’re less ashamed to love him via Rihanna?

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), dinsdag 8 oktober 2019 20:18 bookmarkflaglink

Because that album sucks.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), dinsdag 8 oktober 2019 20:19 bookmarkflaglink

It appears you’re talking about Anti. That album doesn’t suck. At all.

breastcrawl, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

anti is an amazing album

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

i am anti people who are anti-anti

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

so say we all but i don't think that's what moka meant

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

I like Lana's NFR, but...top 20? Come on.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

Not sure if this is the elephant in the room but I don't care: Owen Pallett's absence is criminal.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

putting something that came out a month ago on a decade-end list is a fun rhetorical move and should be applauded

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link


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