pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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I know whining about specific artists on a best of list is unproductive etc but the Jessie Ware shutout is a bit shocking

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

the scope represented here feels so narrow and unexciting and predictable.

Grimes embodies this for me. Completely uninteresting music elevated to canonical for some reason

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

while it is dumbshit as hell that Alfred and Brad weren't polled, I have a hard time seeing any significant broad oversights here. obviously this list isn't going to include much pop-country, metal or jazz but hopefully after 20+ years or whatever people have made their peace with that.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

They shutout several artists that were hyped on their eoy lists like Janelle Monae, Sufjan Stevens, Julia Holter, Carseat Headrest, War on Drugs, Pusha T, Earl Sweatshirt, Run the Jewels, Death Grips...

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

expect to see them on albums list

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link

i guess they could have limited it to one song (or two) per artist? idk, it's just funny to me how predictable and knee-jerk these takes are, if I didn't look at the list itself I would've thought the top 5 was like Radiohead, Deerhunter, Japandroids, Arcade Fire, and Bon Iver.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link

the deerhunter song on that list is like the best thing on it lol

imago, Monday, 7 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

they had to make room for 7 drake tracks somehow

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

a former staff member did remark on Twitter that seeing "Chinatown" and a Charli XCX track from this year showed how far the site has evolved.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

Latin/Spanish: 3
Dancehall: 2 (3 if I’d include “Good Times” because of Popcaan, but I won’t)
Afropop: 1
K-pop: 0

3% of the 2010s, checks out.

breastcrawl, Monday, 7 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

197. Icona Pop: “I Love It” [ft. Charli XCX] (2012)

so there were 196 songs better than this released in the last 10 years? ok lol

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

this list is simultaneously too poptimist and not poptimist enough

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

yep

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

A lot of the song choices feel very "Let's look at what we voted for in past lists/tagged with 'Best New Track' for ideas of what to vote for", but with placements that are a bit more reflective of current opinions.

MarkoP, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

"imagine it was us" was in my top 10 for what it's worth (very little, but)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

179. Rich Kidz: “My Life” [ft. Waka Flocka Flame] (2012)

one of the great goon thread classics

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

they had to make room for 7 drake tracks somehow

― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

he was the best singles artist of the decade...

flappy bird, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

poptimism can fuck off.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

157. Waka Flocka Flame: “Hard in da Paint” (2010)

so u tryna tell me there were 156 better songs released this decade?? 😂 😂

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

poptimism can fuck off.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, October 7, 2019 1:09 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it’s good actually

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

as someone said the gen of writers who wrote this list grew up reading pitchfork and it shows

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

sorry but ‘alright’ is a terrible number 1

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

they had to make room for 7 drake tracks somehow

― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

he was the best singles artist of the decade...

― flappy bird, Monday, October 7, 2019 12:08 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he was definitely the most popular

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

81. Cass McCombs: “County Line” (2011)

this should be top 5. consequences of Alfred getting disenfranchised

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

re: 'alright' @ #1 — seems like it was a collective / representative pick. saw it coming. list is boring as fuck.

whoever said "fuck canonization" last week was absolutely right.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

LOL @ including CRJ but not “call me maybe.” pop cultural amnesia!

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

xp crut- ya that’s a perfect distillation of the middlebrow poptimist sensibility that occupies 2/3 of this list

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

re: 'alright' @ #1 — seems like it was a collective / representative pick. saw it coming. list is boring as fuck.

feels like it was chosen to write a corny blurb about

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

Barring @ the earnest political millenialism in some of the write ups

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

33. LCD Soundsystem: “Dance Yrself Clean” (2010)

🤮

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

*Barfing

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

i mean, it's certainly kl's most well-known tune. it does feel very disingenuous at the #1 spot.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

does it? i mean people were literally chanting the chorus at BLM rallies. it's not my favorite kendrick song by a long shot, but it definitely had an impact. and like people have said, they're canonizing, they're not picking favorites. i personally think that's a crappy way to make a list, but it totally makes sense as number one with the framework they're working with.

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

"Alright" peaked at #81 on the Hot 100 and #20 on the rap chart. "Humble" actually went to #1 and is by far his biggest chart hit.

jaymc, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

81. Cass McCombs: “County Line” (2011)

this should be top 5. consequences of Alfred getting disenfranchised

― flopson, Monday, October 7, 2019 1:20 PM

lol besos

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

You know, it's tough to narrow an entire decade's worth of music into a list of 200 songs, so it feels silly to complain about some artists or songs getting shut out.

but there is absolutely ZERO excuses for not including Grimes' realiti demo

josh az (2011nostalgia), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

did anyone read this? i might need to have my eyes surgically re-rolled back into proper position after reading, but it does explain a lot.

https://pitchfork.com/news/a-note-from-pitchfork-editor-in-chief-puja-patel-about-our-2010s-project/

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

What does it explain?

jaymc, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

"Runaway with Me" is a better CRJ song.

"Call Me Maybe" just sounds like a Marianas Trench leftover.

MarkoP, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

it explains why the list looks like it was focus-grouped to oblivion--cause it was!

xp

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

I mean, I guess I don't expect anything different from Pitchfork. (I also don't see it as an inherent problem.)

jaymc, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

poptimism can fuck off.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, October 7, 2019 5:09 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

When poptimism bubbles up actually cool pop songs it's great, but it has come to just mean "liking pop" which like, take that shit to TigerBeat you fucks. There is not a single Stephen Malkmus song up in this bitch.

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

Malkmus?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

the albums list is gonna be wild isn't it

josh az (2011nostalgia), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

if by wild you mean similar to this, sure

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

not a SINGLE Stephen Malkmus song in this bitch???

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

RIP ryan pitchfork he tried so hard to rank malkmus

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

This was a real Malk-miss

omar little, Monday, 7 October 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

I don't really listen to Stephen Malkmus. Just using him as a stand-in for indie in general.

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 7 October 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

sure thing, man

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 7 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link


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