A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

palpably staggering c'mon dude don't you write for a living

If you want to call it a living.

open goal there, dude

living joke

I thought he was talking about Dutch music geeks.

wow you're like candyman except instead of saying it to a mirror at midnight just post dutch on a thread and you appear

the candyman says dutch to a mirror at midnight?

it is midnight

candyman: dutch
mirror: lol

Yup, that's just the kind of hopeless douchecakes we are.

no no, attack attack are the douchecakes, the dutch are bloodthirsty supernatural serial killers

a hopeless work of staggering douchecakes

I know, right?

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Yowza! For most of the video I was like "Well, if you live in a place where Alexisonfire gets heavy radio airplay this isn't really anything new—WHATTHEFUCKwait what is that, Kanye West singing over Oingo Boingo allovasudden W T F !"

So that was fun, basically.

so many lols in this thread, thanx guys

wikipedia lols too:

Members

Current

* Nick Barham - screaming vocals
* Autotune - rhythm guitar, clean vocals
* Andrew Whiting - lead guitar
* John Holgado - bass guitar
* Caleb Shomo - synth, keyboards, backing vocals
* Andrew Wetzel - drums

You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live,
You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live.

WOOOOOO!

This is the best part of the message,
And it only took one.

We live for what He's worth,
And that's more than you'll know.
He died for what He loved,
And what he loved was you.

I'll wait for you,
You know I'll wait for you,
I'll wait for you,
You know I'll wait for you.

You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live,
You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live.

Bow your head,
Go on live.

This is the time to let yourself go,
Lord pick me off the ground,
You never said this would be simple,
So pull me in and turn around.

so they're xtian too? hoo boy.

That explains a lot, actually.

Jesus ruins everything.

yeah, the second I saw this, I was like, "these guys have GOT to be christian!" I mean, aren't all of these bands?

speaking of which, anyone ever watch this?
http://www.amazon.com/Should-Devil-Have-Good-Music/dp/B000BTITH6

I've always thought somebody should make a documentary about christian rock, so I'll have to check that one out. one of the most bizarre trends in recent times, imo.

it's like a self-sustained little mini universe that I know almost nothing about! that produces CRABCORE BANDS.

they are just pandering to ILM now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmSB9-shtmk

<333 goofy post-hardcore bands

This is fascinating, no doubt. The younger generation's insatiable quest for energy (and extremity) now has a soundtrack.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabcore

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dying

The most instantly recognizable signifier of a band within the crabcore oeuvre is the presence of an Arch Cancerped (literally translated; "chief crabwalker"). The Arch Cancerped (or ACP) is an individual member of the band whose duty it is to set the speed, intensity, and depth of the crabwalk in a given piece of music. Much like the conductor of a symphony orchestra. Typically the ACP wears a black t-shirt and has a dyed-black sideways haircut.

Other moves available to crabcore players include:

* The "Richardson Richardson"
* "Krinking"
* The "Beaver Bounce"
* The "Krunkle Kick"
* The "Shrimp & White Wine"
* The "Dirty Hamper"
* The "Pestal Press"

Another somewhat controversial move has gained a foothold in crabcore circles recently, which sees the player simply standing in one spot and running in place. No one understands this move. No one. Its sheer absurdity has kept it from getting an official name. The fact that the running-in-place move appeared at the same time as the crabwalk, and no-one involved in the scene has had time to discuss this move speaks volumes for the influential nature of the crabwalk. The running in place move usually is reserved to the screamer of the band, that is until the surprise techno break down. Upon this interlude all band members may participate in a crabcore run in place marathon.

we should just post the entire entry here before it's jettisoned

can't stop loling @ Arch Cancerped

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Arch Cancerped

you know who I feel bad for in all this? brokencyde. it's like they were totally obliterated in the wake of attack attack's douchenozzle jetstream.

you guys can't even be bothered to mock them anymore! that hurts! at least throw them a pity fuck or something.

wait, what, there is actually a band called Devil Wears Prada? are you fucking kidding me?

when they get down low it's the aural equivalent of truck balls

I'd like to think they're singing about Stick Stickley and not Jesus

they'd just call the song "Jesus" if it was about him, obv

duh!!!

cmon yall

this thread is a week old and im gonna be the first to do this?

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