I see jeans in there, maybe something to do with a Polaroid photo?
Googled it to read the cover writing for more clues (which is not part of the LP design) and found this.
https://aquariumdrunkard.com/2017/03/14/john-scoggins-pressed-for-time/
"The existence of the ‘tax scam’ LP is one of the stranger tales of the 1970s record business. In short, crooked label heads would press up demos of unsigned artists, outtakes from known artists, and other various ephemera in limited quantities that were thrown out into the market with zero promotion — all based on the hopes of commercial failure and the ability for the ‘label’ to write off the failure as a loss.
John Scoggins’ Pressed For Time is one such record..."
― nickn, Friday, 27 September 2019 22:53 (six years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Ramsey_Lewis-_The_Piano_Player.jpg
sorry; was looking for ramsey lewis the life insurance salesman's album.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 30 September 2019 21:44 (six years ago)
did this get posted yet?
Michael Nesmith – Pretty Much Your Standard Ranch Stash (1973)http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Nesmith_Pretty_Much.jpg
― brimstead, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 01:01 (six years ago)
Liam Gallagher - Why Me? Why Not. (2019)
― brimstead, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:02 (six years ago)
One Person Queue? Is that what happened at the record store the day it came out?
BUUUUUURRRRRN
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 02:56 (six years ago)
The new Liam Gallagher album. Also, Juggalos.
― #YABASIC (morrisp), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 04:04 (six years ago)
haaa
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 04:31 (six years ago)
that Nez one is a good pick btw!
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 04:32 (six years ago)
guy from one of those Britpop bands (Blur?) has an about called "Why Me? Why Not?" Surprised no one has posted.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:51 (six years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/FairportExpletive.jpgFairport Convention - 'Expletive Delighted'
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 4 October 2019 04:48 (six years ago)
i can't believe the first eggs over easy album is on this thread but not this:
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a4254986960_16.jpg
― na (NA), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
Amazingly I don't think that's been on here before!
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
I've Got My Own Albumen To Do
― weatheringdaleson, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:34 (six years ago)
oof (oeuf)
― na (NA), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
Those eggs are sunny side up, not over easy.
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
lolllllll at Fear of Frying
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:44 (six years ago)
at least they didn't call it Unidentifried Frying Omelettes or similar
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:48 (six years ago)
that's one of the best made-up ones i've seen in this thread
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 23:47 (six years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/513lNQVeUeL._SY355_.jpg
Austin Delone - Delone At Last
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 10 October 2019 06:44 (six years ago)
keyboard player in eggs over easy btw
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 10 October 2019 06:45 (six years ago)
At last an answer to the question 'what rhymes with orange'!
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PEU0k6cbL._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Kirk Lorange - No Apostrophe
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:52 (six years ago)
https://img.discogs.com/yc8nh5pUHpm98_6ERIMt6_1sIr8=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4619463-1478106495-4504.jpeg.jpg
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:57 (six years ago)
excellent
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:59 (six years ago)
haha I was gonna post the one with the feet on it to the literal album covers thread
― Οὖτις, Monday, 14 October 2019 20:01 (six years ago)
they've got some other goodies
https://img.discogs.com/9QNbLbSdgeb-N_AvL-5qE8kyCAk=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2788195-1301088387.jpeg.jpg
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:04 (six years ago)
I can parse everything in that image except the bandanna on the toe.
― bendy, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:08 (six years ago)
TV test pattern is visually quite incredible
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:20 (six years ago)
Maybe it's a Jimmy Buffet reference ("stepped on a pop top..."
― nickn, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:28 (six years ago)
I see that test pattern as a mid-70s variety show!
― bendy, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:50 (six years ago)
https://img.discogs.com/R2FaTiSwlG59ds4lQHgjka3ahqU=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-1100036-1305387001.jpeg.jpg
― Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 20 October 2019 13:09 (six years ago)
Junkyard Dog ****
― calstars, Sunday, 20 October 2019 13:12 (six years ago)
https://zokyat.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/jonathan-cain-piano-with-a-view-1995.jpg?w=584
Jonathan Cain: Piano With A View
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 November 2019 04:49 (six years ago)
https://images.genius.com/536c8d6134d025b74f19662078108e52.939x939x1.jpg
Gang Starr: One of The Best Yet
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 16 November 2019 00:29 (six years ago)
oh manwell done
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 16 November 2019 00:34 (six years ago)
Cocky, "Twelve Inches of Cocky"
https://img.discogs.com/E-ldUdrMXqhzu1EF7cOpfH1_Suo=/fit-in/500x500/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5303604-1405630643-2126.jpeg.jpg
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 18 November 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
The Kirk Lorange ‘No Apostrophe’ cover posted upthread clearly should have pictured him being served a bowl of alphabet soup at a fancy restaurant, smdh
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 18 November 2019 21:19 (six years ago)
points docked for not featuring a rooster and a ruler
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
n.b. still a lad, still got his own album to do
http://www.ronniewood.com/news/new-album-mad-lad-out-today/
― file of unknown origin (bendy), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:18 (six years ago)
hell yeah the king still keeping it real
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:51 (six years ago)
Just came across this one from 1973:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJsmiQaWkAUo-qq.jpg
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:56 (six years ago)
Idk, I'd say that's pretty solid
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 01:57 (six years ago)
https://img.discogs.com/izII7kGfL5mDgVGGufg164V_ARo=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-1165256-1218928629.jpeg.jpg
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:37 (six years ago)
https://img.discogs.com/ktnSqULg_F3IsHD5QdckO2WMw64=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-2673990-1296003279.jpeg.jpg
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:40 (six years ago)
https://img.discogs.com/C86zK_k0QKyPPjFz_x-pwUPvKjE=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2778156-1414799660-3078.jpeg.jpg
Kevin Ayers - "That's What You Get Babe"
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 November 2019 18:43 (six years ago)
o_O
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 November 2019 18:46 (six years ago)
Here's the back cover, all quite a long way from Soft Machine
https://images.eil.com/large_image/KEVIN_AYERS_THATS%2BWHAT%2BYOU%2BGET%2BBABE-392108b.jpg
― john cage fighter (Matt #2), Thursday, 21 November 2019 21:27 (six years ago)
I quite like that album btw!
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 November 2019 21:34 (six years ago)
yikes
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 November 2019 21:49 (six years ago)
Scorpions level creepiness
That's a long way from any other Kevin Ayers LP cover I've seen.
xpYeah I was going to mention Robert Palmer, but even he's not that ott.
― nickn, Thursday, 21 November 2019 21:50 (six years ago)