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I mean my barometer for influence is amount of copycat artists. look, sound, specific gear, approach

flappy bird, Monday, 23 September 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

Man, i love flockaveli xp

treeship., Monday, 23 September 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

Yeah, was just thinking that like 90% of the rap music that's come out in the last 8 years is some variation on either MBDTF or Finally Rich

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 23 September 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

Got my Nadia Oh vote in

britain's secret sauce (seandalai), Monday, 23 September 2019 23:02 (six years ago)

90% of the rap music that's come out in the last 8 years is some variation on either MBDTF or Finally Rich

well that would explain the massive dropoff in my interest lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 September 2019 23:05 (six years ago)

I feel confident that Visions will place very high, at least in the top 10, in the staff poll

just personally i would not feel this confident

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2019 23:09 (six years ago)

Top 10 in the poll in my heart though.

treeship., Monday, 23 September 2019 23:12 (six years ago)

xp you think it'll make the top 20?

flappy bird, Monday, 23 September 2019 23:18 (six years ago)

i would also not be that confident

long decade imo

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2019 23:22 (six years ago)

but this is just based on feeling and is fundamentally ridiculous speculation just like everything else since the thread bump today

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2019 23:23 (six years ago)

Yeah, was just thinking that like 90% of the rap music that's come out in the last 8 years is some variation on either MBDTF or Finally Rich

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, September 23, 2019 5:57 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe in chicago

Non stop chantar (crüt), Monday, 23 September 2019 23:27 (six years ago)

yeah "oblivion" will be top 10 (though that should be "realiti" rightfully) but i don't think visions will be that high (it was only #15 in the half-decade one) or even whether it'll place above art angels, probably both will be somewhere from 20s to 30s i'd think

looking at the 2010-14 list it already feels really weird, like there's no way sun kil moon is going to be anywhere that high still and how did real estate make it to #13? sort of curious whether people still love take care that much as well which is still probably the best drake release but also still massively overrated

ufo, Monday, 23 September 2019 23:28 (six years ago)

I heard they're gonna give Rubies the top spot

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 01:16 (six years ago)

fwiw there's suggestions as to what albums and songs they're considering in what's listed as options in the reader's poll. Grouper, for example, my favorite album of the decade is AIA. it's not in the autosuggest, not as AIA or either of the companion albums. it prompts Ruins and The Man Who Died in His Boat. idk what this is based on

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 02:10 (six years ago)

what's going to make the top 10 from the first half of the decade?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 02:11 (six years ago)

i just tried to make sense of the autosuggest, as i had been assuming it was just "anything that we've reviewed" or maybe "included on an EOY list" but there's all sorts of weird discrepancies so i have no idea

ufo, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 02:17 (six years ago)

what'll be top 10 from 2010-14: mbdtf, probably mvotc but it should be contra, hopefully channel orange will over blonde though i don't think either should be, maybe idler wheel, maybe good kid maad city?

ufo, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 02:21 (six years ago)

oh black messiah maybe too, i forgot it was 2014 since it came out after all the half decade lists

unlike the 00s where more generally end of decade lists seemed to heavily favour the more-established-at-that-point 00-04 canon and there was much less consensus over stuff from 05-09, i get the feeling this decade's lists will tend to favour the second half of the decade as a lot of the more acclaimed albums from the first half either haven't aged that well or have been surpassed to some degree by greater works from the same artists

ufo, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 02:27 (six years ago)

Teen Dream will probably make the top 10, or at least top 15. It was 5 in the '10-'14 list and beach house are still quite popular, so it's got good odds

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 02:51 (six years ago)

I'm also counting on some real curveballs on this list that none of us will expect (like, E-MO-TION cracking the top 20 for instance)

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 02:56 (six years ago)

Whiney G. Weingarten at 5:57 23 Sep 19

Yeah, was just thinking that like 90% of the rap music that's come out in the last 8 years is some variation on either MBDTF or Finally Rich

I feel like 808s and Heartbreak is far more influential

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

than MBDTF

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 03:16 (six years ago)

Yeah, but that was released in the last decade

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 03:44 (six years ago)

ah god it doesn't seem like it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 03:45 (six years ago)

literally week by week we get stupider and there are more polls

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 04:01 (six years ago)

daft punk at no. 1 just to troll ilx

Non stop chantar (crüt), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 04:07 (six years ago)

Interesting predictions so far. I'm guessing it will be a repetitive all male top 10. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it looked something like this

1. Kanye West - MBDTF
2. Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
3. Frank Ocean - Blonde
4. Kanye West - Yeezus
5. Frank Ocean - Channel Orange
6. Bon Iver - Bon Iver
7. Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid
8. Kendrick Lamar - Damn
9. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
10. Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell

With some variation of Tame Impala, Vampire Weekend and Tyler The Creator just outside. Not sure who will be the highest female artist. Grimes, Solange or Mitski maybe?

My prediction for the biggest curve-ball is that the last Childish Gambino album is a lot more popular than everyone thinks.

I voted with Ten Love Songs as my number one album and Inspector Norse as my single pick. Not expecting big things for either of them, but I'm sure we'll make up for that next year in our own poll.

kitchen person, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 04:44 (six years ago)

MBDTF will be nowhere near the top spot.

Simon H., Tuesday, 24 September 2019 04:47 (six years ago)

bon iver didn't even make the top 20 in their half decade list, and if anything its stock has fallen even further since. as far as female artists go, at the very least solange or mitski will be top 10, and would expect fiona apple, beyonce, and grimes in top 20 at least. beach house too as far as female-fronted groups go

sort of wonder if they still bizarrely overrate jamie xx and he's going to be like top 10 or something lol

i'm glad mbdtf isn't the favourite anymore but i would be shocked if it wasn't top 5

ufo, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 04:56 (six years ago)

lol @ there being an all male top 10

the new Lana seems like it'll place high, sort of a career summation/summit, hit at the right time

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 04:58 (six years ago)

In the public vote, I can see Bon Iver still doing really well.

My predictions are heavily influenced by what we sell at work. We're still selling MBDTF very regularly, almost every week. I don't think the recent backlash has affected him as much as people think.

kitchen person, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 05:02 (six years ago)

oh you're talking about the reader vote? i think everyone else has been mostly discussing the staff list. did they do a half-decade readers' poll? i can't find one

ufo, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 05:06 (six years ago)

Oh yeah sorry, I just re-read the last part of this thread and it's clear we're talking about the staff list now (long day, not enough sleep etc) I was referring to the readers poll they opened up today. There's no way the writers top 10 will be all men (Solange, Mitski, Grimes, SZA etc).

kitchen person, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 05:14 (six years ago)

yeah i expect the readers' list will be pretty similar to your guess too

ufo, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 05:18 (six years ago)

whither Pop 2? Decade top 10 for me.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 09:52 (six years ago)

There's more chance of an all-female top 10 than an all-male top 10.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:15 (six years ago)

just speaking of these artists and albums like they're fucking royalty is sickening. ban canons, ban pitchfork

imago, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:20 (six years ago)

music polls should be fun and unpredictable, not mere processions

imago, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:22 (six years ago)

One of them even christened himself King Krule ffs.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:22 (six years ago)

bon iver didn't even make the top 20 in their half decade list, and if anything its stock has fallen even further since.

I don't know about that, Pfork has been all over Bon Iver this summer. There was that article detailing every little thing he's done since the last album and that huge profile.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:25 (six years ago)

can we refer to him by his full title, viscount bon d'hiver

imago, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

Man, I love that SZA record, too

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 21:01 (six years ago)

i meant the bon iver s/t specifically, they're still well-liked enough as a band but that album seemingly lost its '9.5/10 #1 album of 2011' shine a long time ago

ufo, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 21:36 (six years ago)

The self titled is a masterpiece. Especially the final three songs.

treeship., Tuesday, 24 September 2019 22:44 (six years ago)

Wow, just scanning through the Bon Iver wiki, he's got the most consistently high Pitchfork numbers that I've ever seen. Publicists hate him! Learn the truth now

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 23:33 (six years ago)

NFR! will place in the 15-25 zone.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 01:47 (six years ago)

whither Pop 2? Decade top 10 for me.

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK)

It feels weird that I still consider Sucker to be her masterpiece. She's pretty much disowned it now.

kitchen person, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:21 (six years ago)

just speaking of these artists and albums like they're fucking royalty is sickening. ban canons

+1000

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 10:39 (six years ago)

Wow, just scanning through the Bon Iver wiki, he's got the most consistently high Pitchfork numbers that I've ever seen. Publicists hate him! Learn the truth now

― fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, September 24, 2019 7:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

go on...

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:37 (six years ago)

I’d bet money visions is top 10, would even take odds for top 5

flopson, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:36 (six years ago)


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