Rolling Worst Music of 2019

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well, at least you got your display name right

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

>:-P

#YABASIC (morrisp), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:06 (six years ago)

i like their cover of "The Chain" a lot; "redesigning women" is a bum track but maybe the most likely one off that album to get some pop country radio coverage?

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, September 12, 2019 10:28 AM (one hour ago)

this is spot on, i think. album is good, this song is corny and clumsy but absolutely makes sense as a single / radio hit because most people are corny and they like clumsy

alpine static, Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

corny and clumsy aren't really the issue with it (I like both of those things) -- it's just dated and fusty

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:04 (six years ago)

It's not an album full of cutting-edge song styles!

#YABASIC (morrisp), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

corny and clumsy and dated and fusty,
packed in the back of a chevy that's rusty

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:42 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5RVKwIhrLc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 13 September 2019 13:18 (six years ago)

someone is going all in on being whitey mcwhite lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_Yoq0Npw

maura, Friday, 13 September 2019 16:58 (six years ago)

oh no

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2019 16:59 (six years ago)

not to judge but it's weird for her to big-up her looks on a single that doesn't have her photo on its cover?

maura, Friday, 13 September 2019 17:02 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxKPtLFXSaY

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 13 September 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

(this is not a song of 2019, it's just what it reminded me of)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 13 September 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

"can't spell eugenics without U"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 13 September 2019 18:19 (six years ago)

I actually like their latest single ("Obsession") a lot, but this is... well, it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2G9qar-yKw

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 23 September 2019 05:22 (six years ago)

wrong link -- "Obsession" is not some of the worst music of 2019, but this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=736XW09hJg4

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 23 September 2019 05:23 (six years ago)

that sure is one hell of a gauntlet thrown by the opening image and lyric

Simon H., Monday, 23 September 2019 05:25 (six years ago)

I wonder if 100 gecs would be here if it was a different year

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 23 September 2019 05:45 (six years ago)

I actually can't believe people are still spelling out the song's title and calling it a chorus. Aretha gets a pass because she was probably one of the first but jesus christ, "G-E-N-E-T-I-C-S?" Someone got paid to write that?

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 23 September 2019 12:57 (six years ago)

100 gecs are fairly unlistenable to me but definitely don't belong in this thread

ufo, Monday, 23 September 2019 13:04 (six years ago)

Zac Brown - Swayze (feat. Sasha Sirota)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUA7ekl2oME

#YABASIC (morrisp), Sunday, 29 September 2019 02:07 (six years ago)

it's no ben wallers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcyYJtp5R5k

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 September 2019 03:20 (six years ago)

Look who’s back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSqZMi0tq-g

#YABASIC (morrisp), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:42 (six years ago)

Surely one Stephen Malkmus is already one too many.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 3 October 2019 06:09 (six years ago)

this song is good

devvvine, Thursday, 3 October 2019 07:14 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hyYWKXF0Q

ufo, Friday, 4 October 2019 07:28 (six years ago)

um I think I like this song :-/

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:18 (six years ago)

It's fine for what it is.

pomenitul, Friday, 4 October 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

i gotta say i like "dance monkey" quite a bit, "johnny run away" too.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 October 2019 14:34 (six years ago)

is it cool if i post something in here that i'm pretty sure will be broadly disliked even though i kinda think it's a jam

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:32 (six years ago)

eh fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC728aVm3u8

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:33 (six years ago)

That's fine, most things on here are fine, bit annoying perhaps, but fine.

Madeleina Kay on the other hand, worst vocal performance of the millennium.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

He never left:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVgK-JJ4jpY

pomenitul, Friday, 4 October 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

now we're talkin'

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 5 October 2019 13:42 (six years ago)

one of the worst things i've ever heard

devvvine, Saturday, 5 October 2019 13:50 (six years ago)

as far as 420 jingle philosophy, i'll take afroman thank you very much

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

oof

Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 5 October 2019 22:40 (six years ago)

i hate this a lot

https://youtu.be/19zYwxfXPUg

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:42 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19zYwxfXPUg

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:42 (six years ago)

Would be less oppressive without the visuals.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:52 (six years ago)

The horribly distorted-sounding production is the worst thing about it.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Saturday, 19 October 2019 16:10 (six years ago)

I don't mind that. They sound like Franz Ferdinand with fetal alcohol syndrome, but still better than the Strokes.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 19 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

I can tell how much I would've loved that if it came out in 2004, but it's basically: What if Franz Ferdinand, Art Brut and Dogs Die in Hot Cars teamed up to make an album paying homage to the legacy of Los Campesinos?

triggercut, Saturday, 19 October 2019 23:05 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-b2xWjeQIU

devvvine, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

the still video picture alone

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 November 2019 00:24 (six years ago)

she is going to keep being the worst until someone hits her with a car

(it’s the woman from karmin in case you didn’t know)

maura, Friday, 8 November 2019 01:10 (six years ago)

Sam Smith has covered "I Feel Love".

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 8 November 2019 07:58 (six years ago)

maura otm

devvvine, Friday, 8 November 2019 10:41 (six years ago)

come back Kraeyshawn all is forgiven

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 8 November 2019 11:22 (six years ago)

kreayshawn was always good

devvvine, Friday, 8 November 2019 11:31 (six years ago)

do you reckon that q'v'een herby is brazenly trying to break into the thinkpiece cycle (/pick up a few stray rageclicks here n there) or is she really truly following her muse here

dyl, Friday, 8 November 2019 22:10 (six years ago)


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