pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

The requirements are low when making fun of Terrence McKenna-DMT dweebs IMO. Tool are the Joe Rogan of rock.

The kd lang review is amazing. I seldom read a music review and think “wow I wish I could write as good as that@ but kudos to Laura Snapes, I wish I could write as good as her

The kd lang review is amazing. I seldom read a music review and think “wow I wish I could write as good as that@ but kudos to Laura Snapes, I wish I could write as good as her

Yeah, it's a great review of an album I bought when it was new, based on a rapturous review I read somewhere - Rolling Stone, maybe - and never made it through the first song.

I forgotten how sharp "Miss Chatelaine" and "Season of Hollow Soul" are.

Watch Post Malone Sing Fleet Foxes While Smoking a Cigarette

Watch the Chainsmokers Sing "Post Malone" while Fleeting a Fox

xpost I think I will!

"Tekashi 6ix9ine Testifies at Trial That Jim Jones Is a Nine Trey Gangsta Blood"

Did he say what kind of IPA he prefers?

hard to say that the 6ix9ine thing isn't a major story

He also said Cardi was a Blood, which seems like the headline they'd go with

i have blood in my veins.

"Tekashi 6ix9ine Testifies at Trial That Jim Jones Is a Nine Trey Gangsta Blood"

Have no idea what any of this means, tbh.

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Oh no, what did Trey do?

Phishing scam :(

lol

Can't say I was expecting today's retrospective review.

I think we're still allowed to like Darkthrone because Fenriz had no involvement in the killings and stuff. Also:

Fenriz eventually apologized and disowned his behavior both in his words and his actions throughout the 2000s...In the liner notes of a career retrospective box set Black Death and Beyond, he acknowledged his regret over the language he used in the ’90s. 'There is no excuse,' he wrote."

so, cult of personality (everyone loves Fenriz, bm's most lovable and charismatic goofball) + repentance for problematic opinions = retrospective review. You certainly won't be seeing any retrospective Burzum reviews on Pfork anytime soon, despite the fact that Burzum's early records are better and more historically significant than this particular Darkthrone album

I don't know, I could see a Burzum review. Though probably not with the link that says 'click here to buy, pitchfork might earn a commission'.

the darkthrone trilogy is as historically significant as burzum come on

considerably more so imo

i totally agree

The Burzum album is goofy as shit also

so what's gonna win album of the decade

kanyiohead

greta van fleet foxes

to pimp a sufjan

doesn't feel a stretch to say that tpab will be the only great* album in their inevitable top ten, unless damn also makes it lol

*according to me

Has this Perry Farrell video been on the homepage since July?

https://pitchfork.com/tv/22-over-under/watch-perry-farrell-rate-face-tattoos-hedonism-and-touring-in-a-van/

would be shocked if Visions isn't in the top 5

Given how people's perceptions of Kanye get better in periods when he keeps out of the spotlight (i.e. keeps his mouth shut), I'm guessing MBDTF could still take this

xxp oh no, don't tell me perry is a nine trey blood as well

been caught crippin'

no way, #1 is definitely going to a political album

TPAButterfly?

or am i in the wrong decade, lol i have no idea why i bookmark this thread as i never read pitchfork

TPAB for sure, Lemonade also

I doubt that.

Seems like Lemonade's stock is falling, at least as an album. Read a couple recent things about people saying that it really doesn't hold up well outside of its timeframe and without the visual element, I don't think that will place nearly as highly as it may once have.

Calling Have One On Me for top 10

where does Emotion land?

#79

I'd guess:

1 TPAB
2 Lemonade
3 Blonde
4 Have One On Me
5 Lana Del Rey
6 Sufjan
7 Jai Paul
8 Kanye
9 King Krule
10 Vampire Weekend

11-20 Big Thief, Solange, DAMN, Bon Iver, Mitski, Beach House, D'Angelo, Robyn, The Suburbs, Danny Brown, RTJ. I don't think Visions will make top 20. I also don't know what I'm typing about or why I'm thinking about this.

Seems like Lemonade's stock is falling, at least as an album. Read a couple recent things about people saying that it really doesn't hold up well outside of its timeframe and without the visual element, I don't think that will place nearly as highly as it may once have.

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yeah I think is is correct. what about the Solange album? what is the top ranking album by a woman going to be?

Lemonade will definitely be top 10 and I'd be very surprised if it's not top 5.

FGTI's list looks pretty good though I think that's definitely too high for King Krule, I would expect to see something like Solange or Tame Impala outrank him.

wow, forgot about Blonde- yeah, that'll definitely be up there. idk about Sufjan (didn't Mt. Eerie one-up him with his grief albums?), and while I love HOOM and think it'll place, I can't see it being in the top 10, it's been too long and while JN is still beloved I'm not sure HOOM is the same.

no way Visions doesn't make the top 10, arguably the most influential album of the decade

twisted fantasy or yeezus in the top 10? should be the latter

Oh damn Fiona Apple will be up there too, duh. Insofar as "political" goes I don't think well-regarded albums by Ariel Pink, Sun Kill Moon or Swans will make top 20. Insofar as "their stock has fallen" I don't think LCD, Destroyer or Tame Impala will make top 20.

I ranked King Krule so highly mostly because it's... probably my favourite widely-celebrated album of the past ten years, certainly my most-listened to. It's so great!

I think Lemonade will be the highest-rated album made by a female musician, if not, then Lana. I think they ranked Solange higher that year as a mild controp

I don't think Visions will make top 10 and possibly even top 20-- it doesn't hold together as an album-- but "Oblivion" will be top 5 tracks