LFO for (a) being shit and (b) stealing the name of the real LFO
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link
Just to give you a taste of how much '99-style pop radio corn has been pre-drained from this list:
Santana ft. Rob Thomas - 'Smooth'Ricky Martin - 'Livin' La Vida Loca'Enrique Iglesias - 'Bailamos'Shawn Mullins - 'Lullaby'Tal Bachman - 'She's So High'Phil Collins - 'You'll Be in My Heart'Citizen King - 'Better Days'Blessid Union of Souls - 'Hey Leonardo'
I mean
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
https://www.spin.com/featured/best-alt-rock-songs-1999-list/
These songs suck too!!
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
It kinda felt like a corny year even at the time.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
I think I hate the 90’s based on this list.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
This music ruined high school for me.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
"You Get What You Give" is one of the greatest songs of all time so I'll go for that one.
― The World According To.... (Michael B), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link
get what you give seems like quite a popular song irl and on ilx but I've always despised it
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
Ricky Martin - 'Livin' La Vida Loca'
that song is on there!
i also have a soft spot for citizen king's better days, but i'll accept that as one of my character flaws.
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
Impossible to pick - this my core, heart music.
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
“Steal my sunshine” is the only fun song in this list.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link
LOL flappy
After some thought I really don't see how this can't be "Summer Girls" - just excruciating to listen to, then & now.
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link
― The World According To.... (Michael B), Tuesday, July 30, 2019 12:04 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
re-read the thread question!
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link
Having a look if things were better in the UK. Short answer: no. Longer answer: There are a few good songs if you keep reading.http://www.uk-charts.top-source.info/top-100-1999.shtml
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
There is nothing on the ringer's list in the same galaxy of corniness as The Millennium Prayer.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link
How about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
These lists always miss “Windowlicker” which is one of the finest singles and music videos of the 90’s let alone 1999.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link
The coda alone puts all these “top 40” to shame.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link
i do sincerely applaud the restraint it took to leave 'blue (da ba dee)' off the final list.
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link
“Steal My Sunshine” places on both the Ringer and Spin lists and neither write-up mentions the dialog. That’s the best part of the song!
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
the correct answer is that it's all corny and 1999 was the corniest year of all of history
― frame casual (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
1999 was not a great year for me but I can’t blame the music
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
How have I never heard that sunscreen song until just now? What a piece of shit.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
Love about 30 of these, including some corny ones. Corniest? Sure, “Mambo No. 5” and “That Don’t Impress Me Much”, but also “Maria, Maria” and “Heartbreaker”. I’ve never liked “Heartbreaker”, so I guess I’ll vote for that one. (The *NSYNC probably qualifies, but I hardly remember it as it wasn’t a hit over here.)
― breastcrawl, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub
Is that the Baz Luhrman song? He is like a reverse alchemist, he turns gold into shit.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
"heartbreaker" is good af, get outta here
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
These lists always miss “Windowlicker” “NORTHERN LITES” which is one of the finest singles and music videos of the 90’s let alone 1999.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, July 30, 2019 5:15 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
fixed
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link
29. NSYNC - God Must've Spent A Little More Time On You
this is the correct answer, this is like half a step removed from "butterfly kisses"
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link
Corniest song title
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
Can't stand Northern Lights, completely put me off SFA.Sunscreen is too dull to be corny.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
'God Must've Spent A Little More Time On You' aka 'God is a Tender and Considerate Lover'
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
apparently that song is about their moms, which makes it approx 1 million times worse
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
Eww
Was it one of N*Sync's or one of the Backstreet Boys' moms who wrote a quicky bio about how hot and desirable her son was?
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link
ok since this isn't a poll for the "best" song (so many of these are stone cold classics, at least 70% of the list) I've gotta go with N*SYNC's "God Must've Spent A Little More Time On You" which I don't remember but assume is from their Xmas album, and there is nothing cornier than Xmas albums.
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
your love is like a river, peaceful and deepyour soul is like a secret that i never could keep
^^^ obviously horrible song, were there no better 1999 nsync singles to choose from? looking at wikipedia now, there weren't, though i kind of like "i drive myself crazy." also flappy it wasn't from their xmas album! it was one of the final two singles from the s/t, which came out in 1997 ffs, it's a really arbitrary inclusion
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
16. Whitney Houston - It's Not Right, But It's Okay
if we were voting for best songs
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
was thinking about doing a best songs for this when this closed, cause there are some bangers on here for sure.
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link
I thought it wsd best songs also Shania is great gtf
― seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link
― breastcrawl, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
it's probably my age but i would enjoy listening to most of these songs
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
it's a total fantasy rip and it still slaps
xp
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
― breastcrawl, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
Yeah I love that Shania song.
― the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link
when i was a 9-year-old in 1999, i have to say my least favorite one of these was cher's 'believe,' but i've come around on that one a bit. not to liking it, but to appreciating it as cheese and a pretty good choice for karaoke.
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
it's also kinda mind-boggling how huge that song was, considering cher hadn't topped the charts since 1973.
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link
I just relistened to "Believe" and holy cow it does not sound as good as I remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMY0k0-D9JQ
― frogbs, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link
The "Dance!" moment in the sunscreen song is as good a contender for corniness circa '99 as any.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link
How good did you remember it sounding?
― All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link
A low moment in my psychic history was hearing "Believe" for the first time and thinking "it's too bad Cher could never have a hit today, even when she's trying really really hard to." Not only was I wrong, but then I had to listen to the song day in, day out for a half-year.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
this was my first thought, there's something so cynical about that song, the first boy band tune that felt like a straight cash-in
but then I saw "God Must've Spent a Little More Time on You" which must've come out the summer of '99 because I remember that tune being #1 on TRL like every single day...corniness is basically that tune's only trait. it sounds like something that would've come from one of those manufactured bands on the Disney channel, with all those little *doink* noises everywhere
― frogbs, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link
the spanish lyrics on miami are corny as fuck
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
spanish lyrics in miami vs spanish lyrics in beck songs
― triple-washed (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
soy un maíz-idor
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
I believe you mean 'so open the door'
― COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
Will Smith - "Miami" will forever be tied in my mind to the statewide trauma of the 1998 NFC Championship thanks to this Vikings version of MIami done by KDWB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbMk1qffPNM
party in the Cities where the heat is onDenny Green runnin' things in the Metrodomeand we're going to Miami
Bouncin' in the Cities with the purple and goldGot your football senses on overloadand we're going to Miami
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 1, 2019 5:54 AM (four hours ago)
laughing my ass off at this
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
it's amazing
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
I, too, laughed my ass of at that. Everything about it. I laugh at the Vikings and their fans pretty frequently tbh.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
thats mean
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 5 August 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link
another station-produced parody of "miami"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiSxNyK0MM
― dyl, Monday, 5 August 2019 00:35 (five years ago) link
Maybe 1999 isn't corny, but rather the list-making people are just bad at making lists.
― billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link
"hooch" is summer 98, why is it discussed here
― billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link
Okay the corniest selection here is def "24. Blackstreet - "Take Me There" ft. Mya, Ma$e & Blinky Blink"
Since it's blackstreet who would ever believe this is actually cornier than "All Star" but it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpiB8AfSao
― billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link
Also this is what the music in every Target commercial sounds like now
― billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link
that song is cute & fun
― dyl, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link
Movie Soundtrack from Rugrats The Movie
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH right
thank god I was an adult in 1999
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link
also that LFO song is the worst
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link
hah I wonder if Mark Mothersbaugh got a big royalty check for that one
― frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link
God Didn't Spend Nearly Enough Time on You
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 August 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link
lol
― dyl, Monday, 5 August 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link
Len - Steal My Sunshine 2
you fools
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link
two motherfuckers tried to steal my sunshine
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 00:42 (five years ago) link
for some reason I heard "Tender" in a bar at the weekend and there is not enough contempt for that godawful week-long dirge here. seriously personally offended that The Thong Song got more votes than it
also add me to the list of people who never, uh, got "You Get What You Give"
PS "Steal My Sunshine" is great of course
― a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 12:59 (five years ago) link
― billstevejim, Monday, August 5, 2019 11:11 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
This is why it finally received its own (semi-)dedicated thread.
― Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 13:03 (five years ago) link
The crazy town is obv the best
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link
oopa wrong thread ... although sort of the right thread
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link
i wouldn't have put it past these listmakers to have deemed "butterfly" a 1999 song
― dyl, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 01:18 (five years ago) link