Rolling Worst Music of 2019

get that out of this thread it rules

biddy biddy bop

it's an insult to the original!

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Fat_man.jpg
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Jeremy Renner reserving his spot:

Coming soon... pic.twitter.com/jnQfYhlyDP

— Jeremy Renner (@Renner4Real) June 26, 2019

Game of Thrones font!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjNCyjaVmiA

The name's in the title, you fool

there's a lil dicky freestyle on sway's show that i can't stop watching

Everything that Lil Dicky has ever done is a joke that wasn't even funny the first time

boy that sure is something

i am ashamed

RIP HARAMBE

https://youtu.be/Z1U2x63aERw

I guess the point is that it’s terrible but it’s definitely not a case of “so bad it’s good”, it’s not even fun.

Poncho De Nigris - viaje astral

https://youtu.be/td0di7O6KSE

So... bit of a backstory on this one: this guy is actually the not so talented brother of a famous soccer player in Mexico. Earlier this year he was invited to sing on meme-song “La Cobra” which was a big party hit in Mexico, and like most party hit, it’s terrible but also somewhat fun for a while.

This is the follow-up single after the success of the first one. It’s pretty much a remake, only this time they tried too hard to make it a meme video and song and it shows. This is just terrible, forced party music and the video is a cringefest for everyone involved.

Usually this thread is a lot more full by July so maybe this actually isn't the worst year.

hmmm maybe we’ve just become numb to run of the mill bad stuff... i forgot to post the kygo remix of whitney’s “higher love” and like 80000 other shitty “bops” with beats by boring dudes

luckily there’s steve aoki

http://youtu.be/lBOAl_6lJPM

Don't think I've ever heard the Avett Brothers before, despite them being relatively high profile and a long-lasting enterprise. But boy did this song rub me the wrong way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwebrzEldA0

The video maybe made things worse? Very taking-the-piss, so not ironic it's ironic? I can't tell.

that's bad but more so earnest it makes me a little uncomfortable.

omg that Steve Aoki thing is making me weep it's the most embarrassing thing i've heard in years.

that is horrific

Holy shit that's bad. My daughter and her friend are obsessed with Darren Criss. I keep conflating his name with Peter Criss and Criss Angel: Mind Freak.

ok, regardless of whether that Avett thing is the worst of the year or not, i'm kinda dying to know if:

a) the Avett Army has broken out in civil war over that song, brother against brother-style, OR

b) if they're all just so blindly loyal and believe the boys can do no wrong and, thus, everyone loves it

it's definitely one of the two.

i hate lots of songs all the time that don't get posted here

tf is this person and how can we stop it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocfE8Ua-7U

From what I can tell, Avett fans are kind of mixed on the recorded song, but agree that the song *live* is the best song ever.

https://youtu.be/7XdadYIxdEE

Tonight, we go all night long
We party like Post Malone
Don't tell me to go-o-o
Yeah, we are never, ever going home, tonight
Ain't nobody kill my vibe
Don't tell me to go-o-o
Yeah, we are never, ever going home

this song is like cliché bingo

oh lol I just heard this song on So You Think You Can Dance but never really registered it as particularly bad since there's a million generic pop songs that sound like it

We party like Post Malone

i was like "that's a terrible line" then i click the link and it's the title of the damn song!!!

definitely belongs in this thread

I call this genre "Uber Driver"

I call this genre "Uber Driver"

― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Tuesday, July 23, 2019 2:03 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and the award for most accurate new genre name goes to..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGrxBmyiMls

the bieber-sheeran collab is everywhere and it is godawful

https://youtu.be/y83x7MgzWOA

yeah it’s super bad.

Hinder covering "Life in the Fast Lane":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIT679UQFpw

man i dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2b7wE3lSKQ

wow i'm surprised hinder still exists

Taco Tuesday made me cry

wow i'm surprised hinder still exists

I saw an email - "Hinder Premieres Cover Of Eagles Song On Loudwire" and tweeted that every element in that sentence seemed like it should be from five years ago.

I call this genre "Uber Driver"

― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Tuesday, July 23, 2019 4:03 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

amazingly otm

We party like Post Malone

heard this in a shopping mall today (walked out of the store immediately) and came to this thread to see if it had already been posted

This goes here because it is the worst music of 2019

I have watched this twice and I simply can't believe it's real and that I haven't just been gassed by the Scarecrow's fear toxin pic.twitter.com/Qgn36xl6WC

— ACAB Rees-Mogg (@jelly_pack) August 7, 2019

no deal brexit now

wtf I love Brexit now

suspect it may be some new form of russian black ops

I like how they staged a little rally for the video.

OK, my daughter's friends asked her if she wanted to see Surfaces, so she asked me if she could. I had never heard of the band before, and between the generic name and the general who-the-fuck? vibe of the act there's just not much of a web presence I could find (unless it's on the dark web, aka Instagram). But I did find their latest video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83KqwEEGw4

So what the fuck is this shit?

This doesn't sound altogether different from much of the pop crap ILX regularly stans for. Maybe if they didn't look like refugees from Degrassi?

The group has been praised for its genre-bending, feel-good music that has been compared to the likes of Sugar Ray and Rex Orange County.

The pair began their creative partnership by exchanging iPhone voice memos

west coast youtube vapid pop; not out of place in this thread

true, at least it's not bland. i swear pop is getting creepier lately

but yeah it's a pretty annoying song

heard it being given the acoustic guitar treatment in piccadilly circus a few weeks ago

i think Tones & I started off as a busker

she did. i like it! i also understand how it could turn rancid with replay.

fyi Rolling Worst Music of 2020

wow the Dance Monkey video is like, a Jackass skit circa 2001