Eurovision 2019

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OK he said it

imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:29 (seven years ago)

If a skinny haggard looking guy, dressed like a jakey, invades the stage during Madonna's performance that'll be the lead singer of Primal Scream.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:30 (seven years ago)

Hahah!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:37 (seven years ago)

quavo’s been at the dressing-up box

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:42 (seven years ago)

and the sizzurp by the sounds of it

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:43 (seven years ago)

an israeli mentalist who isn’t uri geller, gtfo

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:44 (seven years ago)

Let's hope this one stays in Israel.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:45 (seven years ago)

"I see pussy pussy pussy all around meh"!?!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:47 (seven years ago)

what the fuck is this

imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:47 (seven years ago)

It's Nana Banana, she do what she wanna.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:48 (seven years ago)

Madonna up now!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:56 (seven years ago)

The reveal of her weird goth pirate costume would've been more dramatic if they hadn't interviewed her in it 10 minutes before.

Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:59 (seven years ago)

The bum notes suggest that she is indeed singing live, perhaps we should get Elton John in here just to be sure, though!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:59 (seven years ago)

Just aboht to say, her voice is all over the fucking shop

specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:59 (seven years ago)

Madonna’s been taking voice lessons from ian brown, i see

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:00 (seven years ago)

Actually, she's off pitch more than most of the acts I've heard on this tonight. The fuck?

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:00 (seven years ago)

Not sure about this Streets of Philadelphia remix

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:01 (seven years ago)

presumably she usually has autotune these days?

imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:01 (seven years ago)

Her voice isn't as good as some 16 year old from Minsk these days.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:01 (seven years ago)

Wtf was that interlude about?!

Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:02 (seven years ago)

As I said earlier, these 16 year olds from Minsk cannae hauf sing tho.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:02 (seven years ago)

Ah, looks like someone's finally remembered to turn the autotune on!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:02 (seven years ago)

Are gas masked dancers really in good taste here?!

gyac, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:03 (seven years ago)

I actually like this second song, too bad about her voice. Is this from the new album?

Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:03 (seven years ago)

guilty lol xp

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:04 (seven years ago)

Reggae!

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:04 (seven years ago)

Very subtle but protest there...

Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:05 (seven years ago)

‘wake up’ eh, is madonna into qanon now? o shit does q stand for qabalah?

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:06 (seven years ago)

maybe all the flat notes were some kind of coded message

specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:08 (seven years ago)

This bit paid by the Tel Aviv tourist board.

Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:08 (seven years ago)

Indeed.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:08 (seven years ago)

cor this nascent ethnostate looks ace

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:09 (seven years ago)

Complete the sentence: three minutes in Tel Aviv is all it takes to...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:09 (seven years ago)

this is the worst version of this song I've ever heard

kinder, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:09 (seven years ago)

time for some televised accounting, fuck yeah

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:10 (seven years ago)

Only 41 countries to vote.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:11 (seven years ago)

xxp re Like a Prayer

kinder, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:11 (seven years ago)

12 points to The Netherlands already. Fuck off!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:12 (seven years ago)

This is not going to wrap up in 25 minutes.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:13 (seven years ago)

remind me are there two versions of the vote count for each country (jury and public)?

kinder, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:15 (seven years ago)

I'm really not getting what the hell everyone heard or saw in the Italian entry.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:15 (seven years ago)

The Italian entry is always one of my most hated

kinder, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:17 (seven years ago)

it was an ok song but i'm wondering if the geopolitical aspect is in play here

maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:17 (seven years ago)

Glad my boy is on the left hand of the board, for a bit at least,

ShariVari, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:18 (seven years ago)

Thank you Norway!

ShariVari, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:19 (seven years ago)

Alexander Reebeck - he's already cursed!

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:20 (seven years ago)

I know they've got 41 countries to get through but this only reading out the top score is crap.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:20 (seven years ago)

Wow, this is very even, I can't remember the last time so many songs still had the chance to win at this point.

Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:21 (seven years ago)

Israel - 0

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:22 (seven years ago)

rude imo

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:23 (seven years ago)


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