I suppose that Kate Bush is never going to enter Eurovision, so this will be as close as we get.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link
Wow, this is so over the top it's kinda awesome! Australia for the win!
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
they've overcompensated for not being European by going way too Eurotrash
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
Would have been OK ... but for the singing.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Xt8QFKwEY3Ez17jBuxKHrQ--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTAwO2g9MjA4/http://33.media.tumblr.com/f6715dbbda32c8f192818fefc2d6fa6c/tumblr_inline_o0jtvrGmGM1tcrqyq_500.gif
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
Kate Bush might never recover from that comparison tbh
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link
The lyrics to this translate as "Fun House/whole lot of fun/prizes to be won"
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:05 (five years ago) link
Meanwhile here's the latest Almodovar movie
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:05 (five years ago) link
i'm legit stunned there isn't a kate miller-heidke thread on ilx already?? this is the closest
The over-produced female vocalist mor-pop to art-pop continuum of the 80s and sometimes early 90s, often but not necessarily from Canada
― maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link
Spain usually do even worse than the UK.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link
powerful ‘kids’ club evening show on a mid-range camping holiday’ vibes
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link
This is pretty good. The 'robot' that appeared halfway through for 30 seconds and was then manhandled off was a bit weird - prop malfunction?
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link
San Marino's singer looks like Jeff Bezos.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link
Sings like him too.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link
So apparently Slovenian's female singer has the same stone face outside performance? :)Hard to choose between them and Australia.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
The French announcers just referred to the “ex-empire britannique”
― L'assie (Euler), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
San Marino and the bald Sami singer band are probably my favourites.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link
Not watching, just listening. I liked: Germany, Norway, Azerbaijan, Iceland, Italy and Australia. UK entry is terrible.
― Jeff W, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:18 (five years ago) link
I'd like Iceland to win, but I feel this might be Slovenia or Switzerland.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link
The UK entry was bland. Australia's was just offensive.
Slovenia winning would be cool.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:20 (five years ago) link
Think I dozed off briefly in the middle - and missed Slovenia
― Jeff W, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link
What's the fucking UK mobile phone number?
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link
OK he said it
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:29 (five years ago) link
If a skinny haggard looking guy, dressed like a jakey, invades the stage during Madonna's performance that'll be the lead singer of Primal Scream.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link
Hahah!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link
quavo’s been at the dressing-up box
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link
and the sizzurp by the sounds of it
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link
an israeli mentalist who isn’t uri geller, gtfo
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:44 (five years ago) link
Let's hope this one stays in Israel.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link
"I see pussy pussy pussy all around meh"!?!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
what the fuck is this
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
It's Nana Banana, she do what she wanna.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link
Madonna up now!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link
The reveal of her weird goth pirate costume would've been more dramatic if they hadn't interviewed her in it 10 minutes before.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
The bum notes suggest that she is indeed singing live, perhaps we should get Elton John in here just to be sure, though!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
Just aboht to say, her voice is all over the fucking shop
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
Madonna’s been taking voice lessons from ian brown, i see
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link
Actually, she's off pitch more than most of the acts I've heard on this tonight. The fuck?
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link
Not sure about this Streets of Philadelphia remix
― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link
presumably she usually has autotune these days?
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link
Her voice isn't as good as some 16 year old from Minsk these days.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link
Wtf was that interlude about?!
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link
As I said earlier, these 16 year olds from Minsk cannae hauf sing tho.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link
Ah, looks like someone's finally remembered to turn the autotune on!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link
Are gas masked dancers really in good taste here?!
― gyac, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link
I actually like this second song, too bad about her voice. Is this from the new album?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link
guilty lol xp
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link
Reggae!
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link
Very subtle but protest there...
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link