strong Shaggy vibes― Siegbran, Saturday, May 18, 2019 8:51 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Siegbran, Saturday, May 18, 2019 8:51 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ha, that's what I thought when he first started singing!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:55 (seven years ago)
lovely bit of air guitar from the serbian christina applegate there
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:55 (seven years ago)
I can't tell the difference between all these dark haired guys with beards and the exact same haircuts.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:56 (seven years ago)
Wow, when did Kane Brown turn Swiss and enter Eurovision
― maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:57 (seven years ago)
This Swiss one just sounds like all modern shit-pop
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:57 (seven years ago)
It's that infernal beat
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:58 (seven years ago)
Is this song about blowjobs?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:58 (seven years ago)
It does, but it terms of execution it isn't all that bad, actually. This'll probably be the one that ends up winning.
(xpost)
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:59 (seven years ago)
The sudden cut to moody synth pads is more annoying.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:59 (seven years ago)
At least it wasn't a ballad
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:00 (seven years ago)
To be fair, Australia has always been my favourite part of Europe. Let's see how they do...
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:00 (seven years ago)
ah yes, here comes my favourite of all the European nations now
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:00 (seven years ago)
jinx
what the fuck is this shit
Oh fuck no. NO!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:01 (seven years ago)
This is from Frozen 2, right?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:01 (seven years ago)
Zeeee-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hirrooo!
what if shakespeare’s sister but yodelling and it’s shit
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:02 (seven years ago)
Who wrote this, Tim Minchin?
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:02 (seven years ago)
It's the bastard love child of iamamiwhoami and Regina Spektor performing in Frozen 2... HOLY FUCK THAT NOTE. NO!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:02 (seven years ago)
I suppose that Kate Bush is never going to enter Eurovision, so this will be as close as we get.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:02 (seven years ago)
Wow, this is so over the top it's kinda awesome! Australia for the win!
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (seven years ago)
they've overcompensated for not being European by going way too Eurotrash
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (seven years ago)
Would have been OK ... but for the singing.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (seven years ago)
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Xt8QFKwEY3Ez17jBuxKHrQ--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTAwO2g9MjA4/http://33.media.tumblr.com/f6715dbbda32c8f192818fefc2d6fa6c/tumblr_inline_o0jtvrGmGM1tcrqyq_500.gif
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:03 (seven years ago)
Kate Bush might never recover from that comparison tbh
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:04 (seven years ago)
The lyrics to this translate as "Fun House/whole lot of fun/prizes to be won"
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:05 (seven years ago)
Meanwhile here's the latest Almodovar movie
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:05 (seven years ago)
i'm legit stunned there isn't a kate miller-heidke thread on ilx already?? this is the closest
The over-produced female vocalist mor-pop to art-pop continuum of the 80s and sometimes early 90s, often but not necessarily from Canada
― maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:06 (seven years ago)
Spain usually do even worse than the UK.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:06 (seven years ago)
powerful ‘kids’ club evening show on a mid-range camping holiday’ vibes
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:07 (seven years ago)
This is pretty good. The 'robot' that appeared halfway through for 30 seconds and was then manhandled off was a bit weird - prop malfunction?
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:08 (seven years ago)
San Marino's singer looks like Jeff Bezos.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:12 (seven years ago)
Sings like him too.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:12 (seven years ago)
So apparently Slovenian's female singer has the same stone face outside performance? :)Hard to choose between them and Australia.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:13 (seven years ago)
The French announcers just referred to the “ex-empire britannique”
― L'assie (Euler), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:13 (seven years ago)
San Marino and the bald Sami singer band are probably my favourites.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:14 (seven years ago)
Not watching, just listening. I liked: Germany, Norway, Azerbaijan, Iceland, Italy and Australia. UK entry is terrible.
― Jeff W, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:18 (seven years ago)
I'd like Iceland to win, but I feel this might be Slovenia or Switzerland.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:19 (seven years ago)
The UK entry was bland. Australia's was just offensive.
Slovenia winning would be cool.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:20 (seven years ago)
Think I dozed off briefly in the middle - and missed Slovenia
― Jeff W, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:23 (seven years ago)
What's the fucking UK mobile phone number?
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:24 (seven years ago)
OK he said it
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:29 (seven years ago)
If a skinny haggard looking guy, dressed like a jakey, invades the stage during Madonna's performance that'll be the lead singer of Primal Scream.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:30 (seven years ago)
Hahah!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:37 (seven years ago)
quavo’s been at the dressing-up box
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:42 (seven years ago)
and the sizzurp by the sounds of it
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:43 (seven years ago)
an israeli mentalist who isn’t uri geller, gtfo
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:44 (seven years ago)
Let's hope this one stays in Israel.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:45 (seven years ago)