youtube with an error, i know, i know, it's serious
― sarahell, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
Occasionally I have to teach people how to use an espresso machine, and one crucial step is telling them to "purge the group head" which I always think to the melody "hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ" but I never sing it out, I just get a faraway look for a moment while it happens.
― mick signals, Thursday, 11 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link
re: H&O, I was giving myself the giggles with "You're out of touch, I'm out of time / Blood runs out of my head when you're not around" earlier this week, shoutout to whoever shared that one upthread
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 April 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link
🎶"It's not like salmon, but a little like trout and it's name is tilapia".🎶
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― Darin, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link
every day is a SAFFRON ROAD ... frozen entrees on sale today ...
― sarahell, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link
We buy these little satsumas that are branded as 'easy peelers', now renamed 'peaceful easy peelers'
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link
emily, emily can't you see / sometimes your words just hypnotize me
― flappy bird, Friday, 10 May 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
Just picked up an early Dick novel
https://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/world-jones-made-e.jpg
and I can't get the chorus of this out of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuWE_pm5O4
― mick signals, Friday, 17 May 2019 15:12 (five years ago) link
Don't cryDon't raise your eyeIt's only
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Teenage_caveman.JPG
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link
Bam-Bam O'Riley
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:02 (five years ago) link
https://youtu.be/M3qoqkKCK3M?t=1689
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link
It’s not that inexplicable — but when I see the word “Panama” (like on my TV right now, where soccer is playing), my head plays the obvious tune
― Consider the coconut (morrisp), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link
d'oh... i got introduced to teenage caveman by that MST episode so i've certainly seen that Tom Servo riff, but forgotten it. and hear i thought i was on the cutting edge of dad song joke humor.
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 June 2019 13:24 (five years ago) link
I was recently pouring vodka into a water bottle, so as to bring it someplace where it was technically not allowed, and I explained to my wife that it was stealth vodka.
We both immediately shouted STEALTH VODKA! in a Fred Schneider style
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 17 August 2019 11:55 (five years ago) link
lol
― ☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
A+
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
My cabin had a problem with an ermine that kept getting in, but we could never find and catch it. One day my boyfriend was over and his car was parked out front, and my cousin spotted a tiny ermine disappearing under his car. So she came in and reported, "John, there's a baby ermine underneath your car."
John: What?Cousin: There's a baby ermine underneath your car.John: WHAT?Cousin (patiently): Underneath your car, there's a baby ermine.
Cousin and I looked at each other, had an epiphany, and simultaneously sang "Underneeeeaaaath your car, there's a baby ermine!" to the tune of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes."
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 22 August 2019 09:41 (five years ago) link
I don't know why, but my horrible brain has recently started torturing me with:
Here I am!Rock you like I'm Herman Cain!
― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, 22 August 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
On a similar note, I keep singing "Joe Biden" to the tune of KISS's "Black Diamond"
― Darin, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link
loooool
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link
TaskRabbit to the tune of "Phat Rabbit."
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:18 (five years ago) link
I started using a cpap machine this summer for sleep apnea, and mentally refer to it as the "apnea machine". When I put it on before bed now I hear Paul Westerburg saying, "how do you say good night to an apnea machine?"
― joygoat, Monday, 26 August 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link
Jordan Henderson will all be thereMane Salah Firmino, what a scene
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link
How do you mendA broken poptart
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link
It’s totally problematic Whenever you’re around Problematic
Pointer sisters voice
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link
There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.
― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago
when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 September 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link
/There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago/when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this
― bendy, Sunday, 8 September 2019 00:42 (five years ago) link
♫ Octa octa,gimme the news,I've got a bad caseof loving you ♫
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:37 (five years ago) link
*Octo octa obv
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:38 (five years ago) link
this content's not available right now ---> that joke isn't funny anymore by The Smiths
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
There's a store here called "Pet Places". My wife and I always sing it to the tune of "Face Dances" when we drive by.
― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
Hunh, now this is happening to me, but to the tune of Love’s “Robert Montgomery”.
How do you think Arthur Lee wrote "Robert Montgomery"?
― The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
Triggered by seeing the thread 'The Irish' on ilx:
"Help the Irish,One time they were just like youDrinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glueHelp the IrishDon't just put them in a homeCan't have much fun when they're all on their ownGive a hand, if you canTry and help them to unwindGive them hope and give them comfort'Cause they're running out of time"
:-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link
i'd make bolognese for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link
Better to 'God Gave Rock and Roll to You'.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
To me, Octo Octa doesn't summon Robert Plamer.
It summons Thompson Twins.
https://youtu.be/APyl6Cnbfzw
― Ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
sometimes I like to sing to owen pallet's midnight directives, "the way will be lit, i'm a fat piece of shit, oh whooooah"
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 05:03 (four years ago) link
rude!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
When I attempt to crack macadamia nuts "woooaah macadamia, fighting to survive"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbyk0VReyo
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
What becomes of the brokenhearted?Had to shitBut only farted
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
I see a bunch of Yang 2020 stickers around including ones that say "Yang Gang" which immediately got this, which I completely forgot existed for the last 30 years, stuck in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXGgWf2lacM
― joygoat, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_with_a_Shotgun
Hobo with a Shotgun, I know, I know, it’s serious
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
^^ yes!!!
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
Rudy! Giuliani! to the tune of Hey! Luciani!
― Fine Toothcomb (sonofstan), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link
* "Jojo Rabbit" to the "mojo rising" part of "L.A. Woman"* "Tammy and the T-Rex" to "Devil in a Blue Dress"
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 1 November 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
whenever someone says "it's cold outside" (which they did today ALOT) I immediately think "and the paint's peeling off of my walls"
― henry s, Saturday, 2 November 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link
'have a good one' makes me think of Joanna newsom
― flappy bird, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:18 (four years ago) link
Jonathan Demme's Ricki and the Flash, to the tune of the Dickies' "Manny Moe and Jack."
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
"the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive" to the tune of Klaatu's "Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III"
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 November 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
black friday to the tune of Black Planet by Sisters of Mercy
― sarahell, Thursday, 28 November 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link