yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 January 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

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― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

innernet users arnt safe no more

― burber burbingbait, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I just want to repaste this:

"He attacked a man that is loved by many, mainly me."

You gotta love Vast Aire!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Not to be all "I WUZ THERE" losing-my-edge style but, uh, I was at the Cooler show where this happened. It was awkward as the bill was crazy long and the night dragged on and on and all these other, tangentially related MCs did two or three songs and kept promsing "very soon, Cannibal OX" and everybody was there for Ox and then, when it was time, Ox couldn't play because of this fucked up incident. Vast did some freestyles and explained the situation and apologized, and that was it. The beef was bullshit and just stopped a cool show from happening. So did the guy who did it ever get identified and (hopefully) publically shamed?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Dude, YOU WERE THERE!!!!

― alext (alext), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha that was my first reaction, too!

― Dan (Basking In Drew's Aura) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

i wish i had ILM admin so I could do a LME casio beat .wav embed right now

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Dude, YOU WERE THERE!!!!

Drew's been holding out on us all this time! (Actually maybe he was the original poster.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

drew was the wite kid

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

[email protected]

lol2010

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

yo is it true the YSI crew got sonned by an admin after a ilm beef??????

― nancyboy (nancyboy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

"after a aol beef..." god, that still makes me giggle like an idiot.

― mike a, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

For those interested, here's the Myspace page of the guy who "sonned" Vordul:

http://blog.myspace.com/willhigh

― ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/00388/13/86/388716831_l.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:36 (twenty years ago)

that's one big boy.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)

He appears to be sonning the cosmetics aisle by the looks of things.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

and he's wifing that toy donkey

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Hmm well I guess he pretty much takes care of the need for public shaming all by himself. Some people *are* their own punishment . . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

drew carey gone to seed

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Friday, January 13, 2006

Male Porn Names and my non-existent porn career

There is, according to my extensive research (no homo) a serious dearth in male porn names that are merely singular. For women we have Cinnabunz, Seka, Serenity, Bamboo, Housto, etc.

But, it would seem that singularly named male porn actors are strangely underrepresented. A cursory search of the Wikipedia website only yielded 3 or 4 of them.

So, it is with great pleasure, that I announce to you all, the resuming of my imaginary porn career. Now, previously, in the sinful cinematography of my mind's eye, I have been known as Sparky Plugz, Mike Oxlarge, and Ripper Hiney. Now, after a long hiatus, I pledge to reinvent myself for the new year. My new "nom de porn" will hereby be "Cocknificent."

The regal and commanding name of "Cocknificent" will resonate with lonely housewives and randy homosexuals countrywide. My grand delusions dictate that, indeed, you shall all bathe in the radiant light that is my cocknificence, for I am the one, the only: COCKNIFICENT!

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― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe you were actually there, Drew!! Did you know anyone who witnessed the actual sonning?

― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:37 (twenty years ago)

I did not see it. Though the story at the top of the thread said it was by the men's bathroom, what I heard at the time was that Sir Cocknificent went backstage and assaulted Vordul there. I wasn't near the stage, I was in the Cooler's bar talking to my friend Cra1g (the I-S0und / Wast3land guy) when said incident occurred. All I can say for sure is that it was a bummer.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:41 (twenty years ago)

V0rdu1 got sonned by Sir Cocknificent after a aol beef!!

― Some Guy, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

"SIR" COCKNIFICENT IS NO PEER OF THE REALM BUT A SCURRILOUS KNAVE! FRAUD! IMPOSTURE! DIVERS ALARUMS!

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

did drew carey ever come from seed?

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

nah that didn't work did it

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

that guy's post about indian women is flat out embarrassing. what a fucking loser

― Marion Harriota, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353545/

This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

i kinda like vast aire now

― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

he, he

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

for some reason I always pictured Vast Aire as a really skinny dude

― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

(and Vordul, by extension, as a big guy)

― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

whatever reason that was was a bad reason though wasn't it

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

vast aire

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

So what exactly does "sonned" mean, anyway?

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

DANGER WILL ROBERTSON, INFINITE LOGIC INVERSION

― Physics of a Bisexual (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

I like the Cannibal Ox album much more than I used to. My brother, who is much more into undie than I am told me not to bother with the solo albums.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

4. sonned
29 up, 38 down

v. Past tense of 'son'.

1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J
2. What Nas did to Jay-Z
3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule
4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent

Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:

Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".

See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap

1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."

2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"

3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

more definitions available at urban dictionary dotcom.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

b-ball battle!

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

NEVARRRR FORGET

― Jonathan Williams, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

yo Jon, I'm about to play 'Spiral' on my radio show, it's so exciting!!! :-D

― unfished business, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

X-D

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

bump

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

How to celebrate the four year anniversary.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

Begin planning now.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

Related question: Do ILXers every get tired of flogging the indie-rap straw man? I mean, it has to get old at some point, right?

-- djdee2005, Thursday, July 22, 2004 3:09 AM

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

djdee otm

― deej, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

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