♫ Your NOMINATIONS for the best songs under 2 minutes poll ♫ (nominations close MARCH 1ST)

The Fugs - Slum Goddess (1:55)
Blectum From Blechdom - Knock Knock (0:50)
Kevin Blechdom - kLardiscopic Remedy #1 (1:40)

i love tuomas' stretch, much of which i hadn't heard before.

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 1, 2019 1:44 AM (eight hours ago)

I should go through his list. <<Anonymous 4 - Spiritus et alme/Gaude Virgo salutata (1:49)>> just came on shuffle and was kind of devastating after a bunch of twitchy rock

Fairport Convention - End of a Holiday (1:07)

Oh I see I’ve nominated a few duplicates, Knight Rider theme, Mah ma Mah Na, and Max Richter.

Is the spotify playlist collaborative? I cant seem to add tracks. Or maybe thats a Premium feature?

J.S. Bach/Simon Preston - Organ Concerto in D Minor BWV 596 (1:09)

my spotify noms, for easy bulk transfer to the main playlist.

OK so since I got to F and already had 50 songs that was obviously going to be too many, so ignore that list but I did another which is still 100 (if this is way too much to add to a Spotify playlist then please just skip it, I don't want to waste anyone's time) - but is the whole alphabet. This is just the tip of the iceberg really:

4 Skins - Evil 1:47
Agent Orange (NL) - Lingerie 1:57
Agnostic Front - Society Suckers 1:10
Alberto Y Lost Trios Paranoias - Kill 1:34
Amy Linton & Stewart Anderson - The Lights Are Out 1:55
Ashley Von Hurter & The Haters - You Really Shouldn't Have 1:43
B.G.K. - Police Crimes 1:41
Bad Posture - Time For Smack 1:57
Bags - We Will Bury You 1:55
Beat Happening - Bad Seeds 1:50
Beatnik Filmstars - Skill 1:39
Bikini Kill - Jigsaw Youth 1:55
Bleach Boys - Stocking Clad Nazi Death Squad Bitches 1:58
Blitzkrieg Bop - Bugger Off 1:19
Boss Hog - Green Shirt 1:51
Box Elders - Hole In My Head 1:47
Bratmobile - Girl Germs 1:47
Celibate Rifles - Kent's Theme (They Don't Listen) 1:54
Cockney Rejects - Flares 'N' Slippers 1:36
Comes - Panic 1:46
Confuse - No Victor 1:56
Detention - Dead Rock'n'Rollers 1:36
Dickies - You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) 1:52
Dicks - Kill From The Heart 1:55
Dirt Shit - Exit 1:40
Discharge - You Take Part In Creating This System 1:18
Disrupters - Young Offender 1:38
Doom - Multinationals 1:59
Drunks With Guns - Punched In The Head 1:54
Dwarves - Smack City 1:48
Ejected - Have You Got 10p 1:33
Endtables - Circumcision 1:56
Exploited - Dead Cities 1:53
Fear - I Don't Care About You 1:50
Fizzbombs - You Worry Me 1:58
Free Loan Investments - Bomb The Bourgeoisie 1:51
Frumpies - She's A Real Cutie Pie 1:29
Girls At Our Best! - Getting Nowhere Fast 1:59
Go-Betweens - Love Wasn't Made For You And Me 1:37
Golden Starlet - I Wanna Go Out With You 1:58
Half Japanese - My Sordid Past 1:31
Hank Wood & The Hammerheads - My House 1:58
Health Hazard - Not Just A Nightmare 1:05
Heavens To Betsy - Calculated 1:54
Impact Unit - My Friends - The Pit 1:10
Insane - Last Day 1:17
K9's - Sweeney Todd 1:56
Kill The Hippies - Prostitution 1:58
Kronstadt Uprising - Blind People 1:56
Last Rights - Chunks 1:54
Left - Fuck It 1:47
Melt-Banana - Creeps In A White Cake 1:27
Menace - Insane Society 1:59
Mika Miko - Forensic Scientist 1:54
Minor Threat - Screaming At A Wall 1:31
Misfits - Last Caress 1:57
Negative Approach - Can't Tell No One 1:20
Nipple Erectors - Nervous Wreck 1:55
Nubs - Job 1:50
Number Ones - Heartsmash 1:45
Oblivians - I Don't Wanna Live Alone 1:56
One Way System - Stab The Judge 1:54
Outcasts (US) - 1523 Blair 1:48
Pagans - Eyes Of Satan 1:57
Partisans - Killing Machine 1:36
Pooh Sticks - Foxy Boy 1:26
Prefects - Escort Girls 1:37
Proud Scum - I Am A Rabbit 1:49
Pussy Galore - Punch Out 1:51
Randy Alvey & Green Fuz - Green Fuz 1:59
Rats - Teenagers 1:11
Rip Offs - Leave You Cold 1:46
Rocketship - Your New Boyfriend 1:48
Schund - Schund 1:57
Seize - In For Me 1:48
Semi - Above The Law 1:45
Shop Assistants - All Day Long 1:49
Six Minute War - Progress 1:50
Skin Deep - Football Violence 1:35
Some Chicken - Blood On The Wall 1:46
Soup Dragons - Whole Wide World 1:43
Stalin - Stop Jap 1:51
Supercharger - Sooprize Package For Mr Mineo 1:40
T.S.O.L. - Abolish Government/Silent Majority 1:59
Talulah Gosh - Spearmint Head 1:55
Tapeworm - Break My Face 1:21
Teddy & The Frat Girls - Clubnite 1:36
Thee Headcoats - He's So Popular With The Girls 1:54
Thee Mighty Caesars - You Make Me Die 1:33
Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual 1:57
Transmittens - The Sea At Night 1:34
Trixie's Big Red Motorbike - That's The End Of That 1:42
Tyvek - Future Junk 1:56
Unknown Society - You Hippy 1:04
Vaselines - The Day I Was A Horse 1:31
Village Pistols - Big Money 1:45
Void - Dehumanized 1:16
Wipers - Does It Hurt? 1:50
Youth Brigade (DC) - Waste Of Time 0:51
Yummy Fur - Policeman 1:52

OMG, 'Policeman' is under 2 minutes?? Fuck yes.

Total Toilet Duck

We're going down a dark path there

I mean a duck path. Duck

Is the Duck on Spotify?

This thread is fvcking ridiculous, not sure why we're having nominations at all, you should have just gone straight to a vote and maximised the surprise. However, based on my iTunes library, no longlist would be complete without:

Barry Gray - Space:1999 Year One (Main Theme) 1:41
Aavikko - Rosinante 1:47
Delia Derbyshire & Anthony Newley - I Decoded You 1:34
Barry Gray - Joe 90 1:59
Alan Hawkshaw - Girl In A Sportscar 1:40
Stereolab - The Eclipse 0:59
The Bonzo Dog Band - Cool Britannia 1:00
Even As We Speak - Swimming Song 1:42
The Residents - Act of Being Polite 1:00
Barry Gray - Thunderbirds (Main Titles) 1:31
Barry Gray - Captain Scarlet (End Titles)(Commercial Version) 1:27
Prefab Sprout - Mercy 1:23
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - CartooomTV 0:56
Del Close and John Brent - Basic Hip (from 'How To Speak Hip') 1:13
Perrey & Kingsley - The Savers 1:47
François de Roubaix - Survol 1:36
Paddy Kingsland - The Changes (Opening Titles) 0:36
Barry Gray - UFO (Opening Titles) 1:10
Barry Gray - UFO (End Titles) 1:09

i was trying to limit single artist nominations to 3 per person, but eh, at this point

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm quite tempted to nominate and vote for one of my own tracks I submitted to an ilx comp a few years back. That I won't is testament to the little humility I've learnt here

(not the tinymusic comp btw, although someone might as well nominate that in its entirety at this rate)

i actually recorded a voice memo the other day of me jingling some keys inside a bowl of water. i slowed it down to 0.8x speed and it's pretty trippy. 53 seconds total, and i'll upload it to spotify here in a minute. nominating because it's definitely going to finish in the top 100 of this poll

How many tracks is the rollout gonna be? I think 100 is cool

Also, everyone should submit drawings for art that they have to do in less than 2 minutes

it should be less than 120, that's for sure

i was thinking 119

Also, everyone should submit drawings for art that they have to do in less than 2 minutes

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 1, 2019 2:13 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao hell yes

i love that idea but i'm guessing only 4 people will actually do it

wait would they have to draw it like, after the song is announced, or beforehand?

Whoever is coordinating the art would send like the names of five songs that made the list to each “artist” and they take 10 minutes and send em back

If someone (not me) wants to volunteer to do the coordinating/sizing/uploading, I’ll def draw some. I bet we could get at least 10 people who would draw 10 2-minute drawings, easily

Hey I can draw a ton of stick figures in 2 minutes!

i was thinking 119

― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, March 1, 2019 4:21 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

absolutely

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGKYiy8U0AAcM8p.jpg

Barry Gray - Space:1999 Year One (Main Theme) 1:41
Barry Gray - Joe 90 1:59
Barry Gray - Thunderbirds (Main Titles) 1:31
Barry Gray - Captain Scarlet (End Titles)(Commercial Version) 1:27
Barry Gray - UFO (Opening Titles) 1:10
Barry Gray - UFO (End Titles) 1:09

― Jeff W,

WTF Jeff, all those and no Stingray, madness...

Barry Gray - Stingray (Full Version) 1:56
Barry Gray - Stingray (TV version) 1:14
Barry Gray - Stingray (TV Version with Commander Shore saying "Stand by for action" and "Anything can happen in the next half hour") 1:16

Also, everyone should submit drawings for art that they have to do in less than 2 minutes

a variation on this idea: however long the song is, that's how long you have to draw

The accompanying image's filesize has to be equivalent in kilobytes to the track time.

Sloan - Someone I Can Be True With (1:31)
Solange - I’m a Witness (1:51)

sorry to split the Vernon Elliott vote but

Vernon Elliott - Ivor The Engine theme ('Ivor short theme' on Spotify) (0:28)

and sorry to split the NSRO vote but James Larcombe once of this parish needs recognition

North Sea Radio Orchestra - Organ Miniature (0:52)

i'm not pissed off, i'm not mad, i don't think you're doing anything wrong. not doing spotify is my decision. it's not a criticism but an explanation of why i'm _choosing_ not to participate as fully as i would like. that's on me. not you.

The Suburbs - Cows (1:38)
The Suburbs - Cig Machine (1:25)
The Suburbs - Chemistry Set (1:11)

it's ok rush, i was being weird last night (like most nights, but still). plus, whisky. i am get way too defensive about things, but i'll save that talk for the depresso thread. anyway, i'm just happy you're joining in, even if it's not as much as you'd like. this poll is going to be epic

i am get way too defensive

put this on my gravestone, please

trash can sinatras - houseproud (1:17)
tsunami - brick book building (1:01)
godstar - ersatz (:52)
hollywood squares - hillside strangler (1:54)
rocket from the tombs - raw power (1:53)
close lobsters - d.d.r.i.n. (1:23)
minutemen - bob dylan wrote propaganda songs (1:29)
bikini kill - capri pants (1:43)
bonzo dog - kama sutra (:41)
replacements - god damn job (1:19)
la's - feelin' (1:44)
p.e.e. - bruce loves big star (1:08)

King Creosote - Counseling (1:34)
King Creosote - King Bubbles In Sand (1:49)
Thingy - Destroy All Music (1:54)
Thingy - Semolina/Kessel Run (1:37)
Thingy - Nod (1:38)
Heavy Vegetable - On Purpose (1:45)
Heavy Vegetable - Jackie Chan Is A Punk Rocker (1:39)
Family Fodder - Wrong (2:00)
Earlimart - Untitled (1:54)

So who's going to host a torrent of all the noms? And also order them in a sequence that flows nicely

I might be able to help with images depending on timing

this poll is going to be epic

THIS IS NOT AN EPICS POLL ahem sorry, old habits.

Also, everyone should submit drawings for art that they have to do in less than 2 minutes

Feel like Whiney is taking the piss and also I cannot draw anything given 2 days, but I would participate in this if it didn't make KM's life harder trying to herd us all.

i'll have to think about it. tbh, i also like just making new images, which also takes a ton of time, and despite many kind words i'm sure the result images were not everyone's cup of tea. i made custom ones for each song for the b-52s poll, but that was relatively easy because i used the album covers as the template for each song. i'm not sure what i would do for this one. but i kind of like the challenge of figuring it all out and making a cohesive set of images. on the other hand, i really like the idea of a bunch of people submitting images because participatory projects are just so much fun, and people tend to get more excited about things when they played an active role in some way.

anyway, plenty of time to think about it

that whole paragraph is a fucking mess, sorry.

I do think that it would be super fun, but honestly, trying to herd people is the worst. I think it'd actually be easier on you to do it on your own.

Also, please don't worry about trying to please everyone with everything, ilx is full of people who enjoy getting cranky (hi) and it genuinely isn't because you've done anything wrong. <3

The Loud Family - Sword Swallower (1:45)

Also, everyone should submit drawings for art that they have to do in less than 2 minutes

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 1, 2019 3:13 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would do this for all the songs that place tbh