"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

Like in that movie? "Begin Again"?

xp don't in any way say that there's anything good about Adam Levine in this or any other thread; what one finds hot is in actuality controversial

He has an entire clothing line at K Mart. It wouldn't have been that expensive to clothe him.

I think he probably is pretty hot, with a Navy Seal-like vibe or something? I also really love Ibanez Jem-series guitar, particularly the neon ones.

he's got a real non-aesthetic aesthetic going on for sure

He says unexpectedly funny, self deprecating things. Maybe this is like what happens when men find out hot women have thoughts. Or maybe it's the yoga thing.

Now I am looking at that pic of Trudeau planking on a table.

where is the poptimist who will stan for this band

this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music.

Maybe this is like what happens when men find out hot women have thoughts.

In that aspect Levine reminds me of Mick Hucknall.

(and come to think of it, also other aspects)

he was funny on 30 rock

this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music.

― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, February 5, 2019 9:04 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're a delight

there's a great tim f blurb centered around "what lovers do" somewhere on this board

"It Is Happening Again": Tim writes about songs from 2017

there it is

he was funny on 30 rock

Adam Levine is probably a nice person. This is over the top.

actually... (thread)

But seriously, ask me how Adam Levine got me fired from Rolling Stone.

— Rob Tannenbaum (@tannenbaumr) February 4, 2019

hm ok

ah i see

Ahem. B/c this is blowing up in a way I didn't intend -- or maybe I did? -- let me point out that I'd been given clear instructions from my editors and I more or less ignored them, a dumb thing for any writer to do. I didn't give them what they wanted, which is a writer's job.

— Rob Tannenbaum (@tannenbaumr) February 4, 2019

Maroon 5 is band and you should all feel bad

https://imgur.com/a/MnX1hgO (NSFW-ish)

lol

my man stans for skin care AND adderall? covering all his bases I suppose

this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music.

― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, February 5, 2019 11:04 AM

who is this delightful creature?

lurkers from rym sometimes get brave all of a sudden

this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music

^^^ new ILM board description IMHO.

Yes

first post in this thread is pretty funny now

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who brings tofu dogs to a barbecue.

he looks like my hero?

At arm’s length: are tattoos finally becoming uncool?

The mostly negative response to Levine’s artwork may be partly because so much of it looks new. The lines are too crisp, the ink too dark. It’s also a bit too on-point. It’s all tigers and roses: a look that prompted one Twitter user to muse that Levine “is tattooed like he’s the main character in Memento but the mystery is where he left his Juul [e-cigarette]”.

There were two significant moments in the tattooing world last week.

How could they overlook Ariana Grande getting the Japanese characters for "little barbecue grill" tattooed on her hand?!

Oh, wait, they mentioned it. That's a bigger boo-boo than whatever Bieber apparently did and I did not hear about.

where does this rate on the Ben Affleck scale

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets the words "Little Barbeque Grill" tattooed in Japanese above his butt.

otm

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets A-D-A-M L-E-V-I-N-E tattooed across his knuckles.

A D A M L E V N

unless he does some between the knuck work.

Thumb tat, yo.

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--x37yDpCR--/t_Resized%20Artwork/c_fit,g_north_west,h_954,w_954/co_000000,e_outline:48/co_000000,e_outline:inner_fill:48/co_ffffff,e_outline:48/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:48/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1481960432/production/designs/959749_1.jpg

ouch hell no

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who doesn't take his Men's Health magazines into the bathroom because he wants to keep them in good condition.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, February 4, 2019 12:45 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this one was my fav

i'm just sticking with "Fuck the NRA" indefinitely but i'm sorely tempted by "the mystery is where he left his Juul [e-cigarette]"

big mood

https://static1.therichestimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/adam-levine-celebrates-launch-of-new-womens-summer-collection-05-e1404765519918.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=738

Rereading the beginning of this thread is funny.

is Levine's face packed with dry ice or

are levine's shorts packed with dry ice or

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose shorts are packed with dry ice.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who always refers to guacamole as 'gwak'.

"yeah... yeah no a little more... great yeah.. no yeah that's perf"

why don't you join us for margs and guac

def a dude who guacs that way

Adam, sweetie...you’re in a band. 😳 https://t.co/FVlZoQBsTX

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 4, 2021

new song with megan is terrible

Maybe he just means that he's run out of musicians who will be in Maroon 5?