Every time this thread gets bumped, I think about the first time I saw the video for "Creep" by Radiohead and how I confidently told my cousin, "we'll never hear from this group again"
― Vinnie, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link
Maroon 5's longevity is way more impressive though, they went from having one song to like...having two
― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link
xxp well they do suck bad
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link
Tbf they have been hiring hitmakers for some time now. Right?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link
Every woman at the Superbowl party I hit yesterday was drooling over this syphilitic shoe lace
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
you shouldn't hit women
― The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Monday, February 4, 2019 9:45 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ordinarily i'd agree but
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, February 4, 2019 9:46 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I was imagining a "snap out of it" 1940s movie cliche type thing
― Evan, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link
maura's piece kills it:https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/maroon-5-at-the-super-bowl-a-game-everyone-lost/
― sean gramophone, Monday, 4 February 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
maron 5
maroon 5 if they were from jersey
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
how is that guy remotely considered hot
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
In every Google Image Search result he looks like a douchebag.
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
i.e. a bag filled with douche
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
Could come in handy on the go
― Evan, Monday, 4 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
One of my most sex positive friends posted on FB that seeing Levine grind on his micstand made her put her vagina on suicide watch.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
It could be the muscle tone, the tattoos, the brunette hair, his ability to turn you off. Any of those things could be what makes him hot.
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
You were an unforgettable Peter Pan. You must play it again soon.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
It could only have been your natural timidity that kept you from mentioning it.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.ritzcinema.com.au/SharedContent/ad2c2182-273b-47c9-a3a8-e3f76e73f8b7/gkAvkRf-JkGjpAHixVZVMQ.jpg
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
with short hair, adam levine looks like he could go into a phone booth and emerge as liev schreiber. watched with a friend that saw maroon 5 open for OAR may years ago in college, and she kept shaking her head, saying "I don't understand. They played all of these songs back then."
― the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
imagine having your OAR show, the super bowl of college rock shows, ruined by maroon 5 only to have your super bowl halftime show, the super bowl of halftime shows, similarly ruined 15 years later!
― the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link
i guess that ew guy was right
― maura, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link
.
― nathom, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
female heterosexuality is a disease with extremely unfortunate symptoms
― maura, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
Also saw the diaper ad he did w Legend. Urgh.
― nathom, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
_how is that guy remotely considered hot_female heterosexuality is a disease with extremely unfortunate symptoms
― breastcrawl, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would open up a chain of sushi restaurants in laundromats.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would buy a really big trash can to throw all his smaller trash cans into.
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would hire a personal trainer and nutritionist to go with him on vacation to Newark.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link
when i was watching this my abiding feeling was "this isn't very good, but it's the best that maroon 5 can possibly do"
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would talk you into getting a massive back tattoo, go with you to the shop, get a phone call just as the needle turned on, say "he really needs to take this," leave and never come back.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would send back an entire table's meals at a family-owned Turkish restaurant for being "too salty".
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
despite the tone and tats, there was something very Slim Goodbody about his torso when he peeled off his shirt.
― eva logorrhea (bendy), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would start a fistfight at an Ikea over the last shopping cart.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would punctuate a eulogy with eyebrow waggling.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets the last laugh, because he does. I interviewed him (twice!). Here's one exchange, from what may very well have been 15 years ago:
RE: You've said before that your first concert was Warrant. No matter how good you are, and how hard you try, ten years from now you could be the next Warrant.AL: Exactly. I’m kind of expecting the inevitable downfall. We are just a rock and roll band. We’re having success, but we’re not superheroes. There will be a time when it starts to peter off a bit, and we’re totally ready for that. We’re just hoping it last as long as possible.RE: Does this mean you've been putting all your money in the bank?AL: Well, we want to have fun, too. (laughs)
AL: Exactly. I’m kind of expecting the inevitable downfall. We are just a rock and roll band. We’re having success, but we’re not superheroes. There will be a time when it starts to peter off a bit, and we’re totally ready for that. We’re just hoping it last as long as possible.
RE: Does this mean you've been putting all your money in the bank?
AL: Well, we want to have fun, too. (laughs)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would housesit your husky and you'd come back to the smell of one missed indoor dogshit that you can't find anywhere.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
Man, even Anthony Kiedis wouldn't get "California" tattooed on his stomach— Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) February 4, 2019
― simmy simmy ya, simmy yam simmy yay (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would walk into a restaurant and *then* take off his shirt, like Sean Penn in "Fast Times." Except he would do it in the back seat of his car and have the driver roll down his window so that the person handing over the food could see it's him in the back, and he'd say "keep the change," wink, and then drive off, and then the guy working the counter would say to himself, wait a minute, he never paid!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would housesit your husky and you'd come back to find them in bed drinking coffee together.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who makes an extremely halfhearted effort to stop the elevator door from closing when he sees you running from down the hallway but somehow never manages to hold the button.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would launch a line of caffeinated wine.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has a shower stall that just mists Axe Body Spray.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/l2wb358.jpg
he looks like Max Fischer starring in one of his own high school plays, in the lead role of a lifer at the world's toughest prison.
― omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would vacation with the guy from Train.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who buys a Harley and gets all the Harley swag which he wears to all the Harley events he doesn't take the bike to.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who doesn't take his Men's Health magazines into the bathroom because he wants to keep them in good condition.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who builds a special room to age Fireball Whiskey.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that gifts all his friends and family Maroon 5 shirts for the holidays.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
https://pics.wikifeet.com/Adam-Levine-Feet-2937742.jpg
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would take a picture of himself making that pose and then post it on the internet.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link
https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/5c585f81973b5279a897095e/2:1/w_790/Adam-Levine.jpg
― omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that says "for all intensive purposes."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link