He's like the singer from Buckcherry with a better manager and, I assume, a worse falsetto.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 14:42 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine is the Shia LaBeouf of music.
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:43 (five years ago) link
he has a truly awful voice, like a pan-pipe playing in a bucket
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:43 (five years ago) link
xxp not so much falsetto, more 'knackers caught in gears of a 14 speed racing bike'.
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
Every woman at the Superbowl party I hit yesterday was drooling over this syphilitic shoe lace
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
you shouldn't hit women
― The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
ordinarily i'd agree but
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:46 (five years ago) link
i'd say i am not even willing to joke about that but i think i just did, so...
― The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:47 (five years ago) link
lol imagine travelling back in time 15 years and saying, "Brady is gonna win a Super Bowl in 2019 and Maroon 5 will play the halftime show"
― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
"lol imagine travelling back in time 15 years and saying, "Brady is gonna win a Super Bowl in 2019 and Maroon 5 will play the halftime show"
― frogbs"
'and wait until you hear about our president!'
― The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link
Doc Brown: "OK future boy, so who plays the Super Bowl halftime show in 2019?"Marty: "Maroon 5"Doc Brown: "Maroon 5!?!"
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link
Doc Brown: "...so who's President then, Pee Wee Herman?"Marty: "Ah, actually not someone that qualified..."
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link
Reading the first posts in this thread is like going back to 2015 and reading people dismissing Trump's chances
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, February 4, 2019 9:42 AM (seventeen minutes ago)
read this as "worse fellatio"
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
I heard that was their original band name.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link
Every time this thread gets bumped, I think about the first time I saw the video for "Creep" by Radiohead and how I confidently told my cousin, "we'll never hear from this group again"
― Vinnie, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link
Maroon 5's longevity is way more impressive though, they went from having one song to like...having two
― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link
xxp well they do suck bad
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link
Tbf they have been hiring hitmakers for some time now. Right?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link
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I was imagining a "snap out of it" 1940s movie cliche type thing
― Evan, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link
maura's piece kills it:https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/maroon-5-at-the-super-bowl-a-game-everyone-lost/
― sean gramophone, Monday, 4 February 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
maron 5
maroon 5 if they were from jersey
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
how is that guy remotely considered hot
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
In every Google Image Search result he looks like a douchebag.
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
i.e. a bag filled with douche
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
Could come in handy on the go
― Evan, Monday, 4 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
One of my most sex positive friends posted on FB that seeing Levine grind on his micstand made her put her vagina on suicide watch.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
It could be the muscle tone, the tattoos, the brunette hair, his ability to turn you off. Any of those things could be what makes him hot.
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
You were an unforgettable Peter Pan. You must play it again soon.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
It could only have been your natural timidity that kept you from mentioning it.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.ritzcinema.com.au/SharedContent/ad2c2182-273b-47c9-a3a8-e3f76e73f8b7/gkAvkRf-JkGjpAHixVZVMQ.jpg
― forrest drumpf (Eric H.), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
with short hair, adam levine looks like he could go into a phone booth and emerge as liev schreiber. watched with a friend that saw maroon 5 open for OAR may years ago in college, and she kept shaking her head, saying "I don't understand. They played all of these songs back then."
― the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
imagine having your OAR show, the super bowl of college rock shows, ruined by maroon 5 only to have your super bowl halftime show, the super bowl of halftime shows, similarly ruined 15 years later!
― the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link
i guess that ew guy was right
― maura, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link
.
― nathom, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
female heterosexuality is a disease with extremely unfortunate symptoms
― maura, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
Also saw the diaper ad he did w Legend. Urgh.
― nathom, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
_how is that guy remotely considered hot_female heterosexuality is a disease with extremely unfortunate symptoms
― breastcrawl, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would open up a chain of sushi restaurants in laundromats.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would buy a really big trash can to throw all his smaller trash cans into.
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would hire a personal trainer and nutritionist to go with him on vacation to Newark.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link
when i was watching this my abiding feeling was "this isn't very good, but it's the best that maroon 5 can possibly do"
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would talk you into getting a massive back tattoo, go with you to the shop, get a phone call just as the needle turned on, say "he really needs to take this," leave and never come back.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would send back an entire table's meals at a family-owned Turkish restaurant for being "too salty".
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
despite the tone and tats, there was something very Slim Goodbody about his torso when he peeled off his shirt.
― eva logorrhea (bendy), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would start a fistfight at an Ikea over the last shopping cart.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would punctuate a eulogy with eyebrow waggling.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets the last laugh, because he does. I interviewed him (twice!). Here's one exchange, from what may very well have been 15 years ago:
RE: You've said before that your first concert was Warrant. No matter how good you are, and how hard you try, ten years from now you could be the next Warrant.AL: Exactly. I’m kind of expecting the inevitable downfall. We are just a rock and roll band. We’re having success, but we’re not superheroes. There will be a time when it starts to peter off a bit, and we’re totally ready for that. We’re just hoping it last as long as possible.RE: Does this mean you've been putting all your money in the bank?AL: Well, we want to have fun, too. (laughs)
AL: Exactly. I’m kind of expecting the inevitable downfall. We are just a rock and roll band. We’re having success, but we’re not superheroes. There will be a time when it starts to peter off a bit, and we’re totally ready for that. We’re just hoping it last as long as possible.
RE: Does this mean you've been putting all your money in the bank?
AL: Well, we want to have fun, too. (laughs)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would housesit your husky and you'd come back to the smell of one missed indoor dogshit that you can't find anywhere.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
Man, even Anthony Kiedis wouldn't get "California" tattooed on his stomach— Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) February 4, 2019
― simmy simmy ya, simmy yam simmy yay (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would walk into a restaurant and *then* take off his shirt, like Sean Penn in "Fast Times." Except he would do it in the back seat of his car and have the driver roll down his window so that the person handing over the food could see it's him in the back, and he'd say "keep the change," wink, and then drive off, and then the guy working the counter would say to himself, wait a minute, he never paid!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link