pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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walk under ladders is at least a 9.4

agree

geoffreyess, Monday, 21 January 2019 19:35 (seven years ago)

wait which JCM song does Fast Car rip

flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:43 (seven years ago)

"Suckin' on a Chili Dog (Slight Return)"

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:46 (seven years ago)

the "Fast Car" guitar lick/chord progression has always sounded to me like it was lifted from the acoustic line in the verse of "Jack and Diane"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:49 (seven years ago)

eh there's some similarity to say lifted is a bit much

also fast car is like 10X better of a song

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:56 (seven years ago)

^agreed

i stan corrected (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:57 (seven years ago)

ok yeah I hear that, but it's only half of the riff and it's an insert that only occurs a couple times

flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 19:04 (seven years ago)

THIS is the version of Fast Car to worry about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJWxkYu8WgU

Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 19:31 (seven years ago)

always glad to see that video surface again

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 19:34 (seven years ago)

eh there's some similarity to say lifted is a bit much

also fast car is like 10X better of a song

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:56 AM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 19:44 (seven years ago)

omg that jim o'rourke thing is great

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 19:57 (seven years ago)

lol I love how he doesn't even play the riff himself, he just loops the intro to the song and sings over it before going bananas in MaxMSP or something for 20 minutes.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 20:10 (seven years ago)

If Pitchfork goes behind a paywall I will scream a scream that cracks heaven and pass through all the known realms to fight God himself https://t.co/80uMMelnim

— Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) January 23, 2019

Oh boy

josh az (2011nostalgia), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:16 (seven years ago)

lmao no one will read it

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:19 (seven years ago)

So as someone who still relies on Pitchfork as my primary daily source of reviews and recommendations, what alternative would folks suggest if this comes to pass?

enochroot, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:24 (seven years ago)

Why not pay for something that is your "primary daily source of reviews and recommendations"?

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:24 (seven years ago)

I dunno, paywalls are psychologically hard to accept. The internet's all about paths of least resistance.

jmm, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:36 (seven years ago)

The link about putting content behind paywalls is behind a paywall for me.

Position Position, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:46 (seven years ago)

maybe it won’t apply to pfrok since it’s not in print?

flopson, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:49 (seven years ago)

lmao no one will read it

― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, January 23, 2019 10:19 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah otm lol. won’t take em long to figure this out

flopson, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:50 (seven years ago)

what kinda geniuses they got working up in there anyway

j., Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:51 (seven years ago)

This article says each product will feature a different type of paywall: https://fashionista.com/2019/01/conde-nast-paywall-vogue-gq
I have a hard time believing the review section of Pitchfork can work with a paywall, but hey, perhaps now we know why seemingly all of editorial has resigned recently?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:54 (seven years ago)

They resigned becuz they had buyout deals, this is not a mystery

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:04 (seven years ago)

xps the criticism of "The Dreaming" in that review seemed otm to me though i'd never thought about it before or realised that's what was with the bizarre voice she used on that song and i'm australian. i can appreciate Bush's intentions in criticising destruction of indigenous lands etc. but the execution seems naive and clumsy at best and isn't really defensible.

i don't really hear "aural Orientalism" in "Pull Out the Pin"'s sound effects though, the crickets combined with the helicopter sounds just seem to emphasise the vietnam war setting?

lol at the paywall - i can't really see it being successful for them when there's so many other sites offering functionally identical content

ufo, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:06 (seven years ago)

Like, the terms of conde nast’s buyout probably included a provision requiring senior staff to stay on board for a certain amount of time before they would get all their money. Thats how these things usually work ime

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:08 (seven years ago)

Xps

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:08 (seven years ago)

i can appreciate Bush's intentions in criticising destruction of indigenous lands etc. but the execution seems naive and clumsy at best and isn't really defensible.

I agree with this, however I can't get with this line from the review: she unfairly extracts cultural (and economic) value from Aboriginal suffering just as the characters in the song mine their land. Exactly the same thing!

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:22 (seven years ago)

yeah it's not like they get nothing—they get to be in a song

j., Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:25 (seven years ago)

tbf Bush songs have rendered thousands of acres of land unusable

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:26 (seven years ago)

seemingly all of editorial has resigned recently

if this is true then i'm unaware of it? what tea leaves are you reading fred

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:30 (seven years ago)

I was just referring to Richardson and Schreiber, who I assume got money from the buyout

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:38 (seven years ago)

yeah that's p common

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:40 (seven years ago)

lol mark leaving feels like it was 100 years ago

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:50 (seven years ago)

Yeah, it's just speculation based on two people. Shakey is persuasive.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:52 (seven years ago)

i've read/checked the site every day for over a decade and will have no problem stopping once it goes behind a paywall. i haven't really minded the degradation/homogenization of the site, it's been a long time since I discovered a band I loved via p4k, doesn't feel like a loss.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:00 (seven years ago)

I wouldn't mind paying for Pitchfork if it hadn't descended into the kind of celebrity-worshiping, surface-level broad pop culture/lifestyle website that there are a million of now anyway. All it has to distinguish it from others is its legacy/history.

Someone will write a good book about this whole thing one day, I'm sure.

triggercut, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:05 (seven years ago)

Honest question: are there any music-journalism-focused print subscriptions that are worth spending money on in 2019?

triggercut, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:08 (seven years ago)

the wire

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:12 (seven years ago)

All it has to distinguish it from others is its legacy/history.

what about the large amount of longform high quality music writing published daily?

im actually bullish on a post-white dudes in their mid forties pitchfork, puja patel rules imo

flopson, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:39 (seven years ago)

it's been a long time since I discovered a band I loved via p4k

the site stopped “breaking” bands (or at least, lost first mover advantage to blogs then social media) in like 2007 tho

flopson, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:41 (seven years ago)

Why not pay for something that is your "primary daily source of reviews and recommendations"?

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre)

why not pay for music?

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Thursday, 24 January 2019 01:24 (seven years ago)

the value of a BNM has been steadily decreasing since 2-3 years ago. it will definitely plummet if 90% of their former readers can't see it.

billstevejim, Thursday, 24 January 2019 01:39 (seven years ago)

Will “October” also be behind the paywall? 🍺 💵

i stan corrected (morrisp), Thursday, 24 January 2019 01:41 (seven years ago)

I wouldn't mind paying for Pitchfork if it hadn't descended into the kind of celebrity-worshiping, surface-level broad pop culture/lifestyle website that there are a million of now anyway. All it has to distinguish it from others is its legacy/history.

― triggercut, Wednesday, January 23, 2019 12:05 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 24 January 2019 13:41 (seven years ago)

y'all deserve each other

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 24 January 2019 14:01 (seven years ago)

what about the large amount of longform high quality music writing published daily?

what, you mean like this? (published today)

"Duendita’s soul music speaks to the heart and spirit. Ordained by her connection to the ups and downs of the human experience, she is a gateway to the divine."

I'll probably still check out the record, but jesus wept.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Thursday, 24 January 2019 14:39 (seven years ago)

That's some straight up

Pitchfork: King PU$$Y Eater revolutionizes our perception of bodies and spaces with his hit single "Goop on Ya Grinch" [7.6]

— mustard tiger (@JucheMane) April 14, 2017

triggercut, Thursday, 24 January 2019 14:45 (seven years ago)

lol

I *think* they might still be a bit upset that I called them out for their toxic masculinity. 😘 https://t.co/jlnvVF7z0h

— James Blake (@jamesblake) January 23, 2019

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 24 January 2019 14:51 (seven years ago)

The Fork is into toxic masculinity these days?

pomenitul, Thursday, 24 January 2019 14:53 (seven years ago)

they gave it 7.4

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 January 2019 15:07 (seven years ago)


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