Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Jefferson Starship - Happy Coincidences

the fall - i waana be your elves

Ice Cube - Today was an above average day.

Bananarama - Danny Aiello's Waiting

Mike Oldfield - Gnarly Bells

Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Patted You on the Stomach

Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Delicately Removed with Surgical Precision from a Virgin's Cunt Because They're Severely Infected and Pose an Immediate Serious Threat to the Patient's Health

Stranglers - "(Get a) Gift (For Yourself)"

Genius.

Neil Young - Cortez the Jolly Good Fellow
The Bangles - Hero Takes a Call
The Normal - Boots of Spanish Leatherette
The Boomtown Rats - I Don’t Like Mondays, Not That I’m Going to Do Anything About It
Ian Dury & the Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Nerf
XTC - Offering Advice to Nigel
Echo & the Bunnymen - The Cutter Who’s Getting Therapy and Feeling Much Better About Herself
Midnight Oil - Beds Are Comfy
Gene Pitney - (The Man Who Promoted) Liberty Valence
The Divinyls - I Reward Myself
The Ventures - Take Public Transportation Don’t Run
The Crystals - He’s a Rebel (in a Civil War Reenactment)
The Righteous Brothers - You’ve Lost That Logey Feeling
The Robins - Smoke-Free Joe’s Café
Ben E. King - I (Who Have Nothing Much to Complain About)
The Main Ingredient - Everybody Plays the Flute
Luther Ingram - (If Loving You Is Wrong) I’ll Stop Right Now
Country Joe & the Fish - Feel Like Fixin’ a Snack Rag
David Bowie - Picnic in Detroit
Pink Floyd - Great Gig in the SkyDome
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Well Off
Pink Floyd - Don’t Run With Scissors, Eugene

The Proclaimers - I would walk (5 Miles and take public transport the rest of the way)

"Put a Dink on It"

Chuck Berry - "My Euphemism For The Male Genitalia"

Buzzcocks - "Sudoku Addict"

Tim Buckley - "Eastern European Woman"

Ohio Players - "Here Today, Here Tomorrow"

Rolling Stones or Chris Farlowe - "Plenty of Time"

The Replacements "Gary is Excited"

Cliff Richard - "The Millennium Falcon"

Sparks - Top 40 Hit in Heaven

Duran Duran - "The Cab Driver"

Prince - 1982

Rod Stewart - "Do Ya Think I'm Passably Attractive?"

Prince - The Most Beautiful Girl in My Block

Pilot - "February"

2Pac - I'm a Tad Angry at Cha

John Lennon - Woman is the Furry of the World

Kraftwerk - "Mittag"

Kraftwerk - Computer Class

Talking Heads - "The First Paragraph Of A Book I Read"

Talking Heads - "Cycle Killer"

The Beatles - "Paperback Reader"

The Adverts - Millard Fillmore's Eyes
Ten Pole Tudor - Who Watched Bambi?
The Smiths - Barbering Begins at Home
Joy Division - An Exhibition of Small Watercolors of Native Wildflowers
David Bowie - The Man Who Sold His Collection of World Cup Memorabilia on Ebay
The Clash - The Grannies of Brixton

Dayglo Abortions - Pardon my Malodorous Movement

The Dead Milkmen - "MOR-Listening Girl"

Al Green - Text Me

Dexys Midnight Runners - Drool On Eileen

The Plimsouls - "Only a few miles away"

Rolling Stones - I'm Often Dissastisfied

Rolling Stones: It's quite easy to get this girl to do my bidding

The Clash: Can You Please Put To Rest My Concerns About The Status of Our Relationship?

Lou Reed - "Satellite Dish Of Love"
Fedde Le Grande - "Put Your Feet Up For Detroit"
Erasure - "Love To Dislike You"

Slayer - Optional Suicide

The Beach Boys: If The United States Were An Atoll Rather Than Semi-Landlocked Continent, And Beaches Were Readily Accessible To The Population, I Believe That Everyone Would Surf. It's Quite Fun.

that is actually a much less reasonable title for that song

Cold Chisel: I Have Returned From The Vietnam War and Find It Very Difficult to Integrate Back into the Modern Way Of Life. I Think I Shall Return To Vietnam, In Fact, I May Have Time to Catch The Next Flight.

xpost, you know you're right. LOL!

Pat Benatar - Love Can Lead To Intense Emotional Conflict

Michael Jackson: Fighting Doesn't Solve Anything. Turn Your Back on Your Aggressors and Preserve Your Dignity.

Jane's Addiction: I Have Had Several Dalliances with Kleptomania.

The Police - Many of the things she does that involve sleight of hand are magic