Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Bauhaus - "Bela Lugosi's alive, well and living in a charming cottage in suburban Bucharest."

R. Kelly - "My Human Bones Are Too Dense To Believe I Can Fly"

Love & Rockest - "Ball of Cooperation"

REM: I Remember Bakersfield

Husker Du - "Unite & encourage participation"

Minutemen - "This is a very lovely picnic"

Radiohead: Karma Security Guard

Slayer - "Raining Men"

Jane's Addiction - "Pond size"

Siouxsie & the Banshees - "Spelling bee"

REO Speedwagon: Time For Me To Take the Light Rail

The Replacements: Seen Your Podcast

Robert Johnson: Come On In My Breakfast Nook

Bow Wow Wow - "C30, C60, C90 - Please kindly move ahead in an orderly fashion"

Robert Plant & Alison Krauss: Please Read the Twitter

Robyn Hitchcock: If You Were a Seminary Student

Radiohead - Traffic Police

Roxy Music: In Every Dream Home, Some Tsuris

Julian Cope - "World, Please Express Yourself"

Judas Priest - "Heartfelt concern for Leather"

Grand Funk Railroad-I'm Your Corporal

Blue Oyster Cult-Transmaniacon FC

Donna Summer - Semi-Autonomous Region Granted Limited Powers of Revenue Collection, a Guaranteed Voice in Parliament,and Officially Recognized Rights of Cultural Expression

Frank Zappa - Feelings of depression after the ending of a romantic affair, while never easy to cope with, can be somewhat mollified by a positive mental attitude, a varied social life, and if necessary, prescription antidepressants, before one resorts to indulging oneself in decadent practices at the local S&M leather bar

GG Allin - "Bite It, You Epicurean"

Ice Cube - The Nigga You Seem to Take Strange Pleasure in Disparaging

Dead Milkman "Small Lizard in my Backyard"

Grateful Dead - Flashlight Without a Battery

Heart - Dude Can Guess Your Weight

Beach Boys - Freshman Orientation Time

BTO - Donations Gratefully Accepted

Dead Kennedys - Sneaking a Peek at Postcards Mistakenly Delivered to My Address

Josie Cotten - "Johnny, Have You Found Christ?"

Faith No More - Anecdote

AMG - Bitch Betta Come Up With a Damn Good Excuse Or I'm Keeping the Deposit

The Tokens - The lion snoozes tonight

Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Most Of Your Clothes On

Motorhead & Ice-T - Born To Raise Awareness

Metallica - And Justice For Most

Darkthrone - Pennsylvanian Hunger

R. Kelly - "My Human Bones Are Too Dense To Believe I Can Fly"

D12 - Shit in the Toilet, Flushing Afterwards

Janes Addiction - Been Followed Around By a Store Detective

The Prodigy - "Catch My Pitch Up"

JFA - "Beach Blanket Potluck Picnic"

Bryan Adams - (Some of the things I do) I do them for you

Jefferson Starship - Happy Coincidences

the fall - i waana be your elves

Ice Cube - Today was an above average day.

Bananarama - Danny Aiello's Waiting

Mike Oldfield - Gnarly Bells

Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Patted You on the Stomach

Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Delicately Removed with Surgical Precision from a Virgin's Cunt Because They're Severely Infected and Pose an Immediate Serious Threat to the Patient's Health

Stranglers - "(Get a) Gift (For Yourself)"

Genius.

Neil Young - Cortez the Jolly Good Fellow
The Bangles - Hero Takes a Call
The Normal - Boots of Spanish Leatherette
The Boomtown Rats - I Don’t Like Mondays, Not That I’m Going to Do Anything About It
Ian Dury & the Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Nerf
XTC - Offering Advice to Nigel
Echo & the Bunnymen - The Cutter Who’s Getting Therapy and Feeling Much Better About Herself
Midnight Oil - Beds Are Comfy
Gene Pitney - (The Man Who Promoted) Liberty Valence
The Divinyls - I Reward Myself
The Ventures - Take Public Transportation Don’t Run
The Crystals - He’s a Rebel (in a Civil War Reenactment)
The Righteous Brothers - You’ve Lost That Logey Feeling
The Robins - Smoke-Free Joe’s Café
Ben E. King - I (Who Have Nothing Much to Complain About)
The Main Ingredient - Everybody Plays the Flute
Luther Ingram - (If Loving You Is Wrong) I’ll Stop Right Now
Country Joe & the Fish - Feel Like Fixin’ a Snack Rag
David Bowie - Picnic in Detroit
Pink Floyd - Great Gig in the SkyDome
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Well Off
Pink Floyd - Don’t Run With Scissors, Eugene