***long sigh***
I wish I could listen to bands like Iron Maiden and not laugh uncontrollably.
(i understand this makes me a horrible person)
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link
no, what makes you a horrible person is your lack of allegiance to Satan
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
otm. Satan's pretty cool.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
wtf, I heart satan?
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link
Iron Maiden definitely have a front-to-back great album, it's called The Final Frontier.
― JRN, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link
Hmmm. I want to argue but I think I have to agree. Even their best albums are like 1/3 filler. They're the Tom Petty of metal.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link
Piece of Mind was the album that clicked first for me, for better or for worse. It was when I first heard "Quest for Fire" and sort of did a double take when I realized it was indeed a hilariously literal tale of cavemen hunter gatherers battling each other and dinosaurs. That's when I recognized the band was super silly and lovably so for it. It's also the Iron Maiden song I play for people who think Maiden is some scary metal band and not a goofy prog vehicle with ott vocals, and also for people who are big Tenacious D fans who don't recognize what Jack Black is aping.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
I'd like to be the Tom Petty of ambient music.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link
Tom Petty at low volume in the background is probably very comforting.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link
he's pretty clear on the fact that he won't back down, however
― maffew12, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link
See?
It's not a bad gig!
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link
i'm freefree falling*airy ambient beat subtly fades in*
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
So, you're sayin' you wanna collab on sumthin`, Z?
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link
i want to be the iron maiden of ambient music
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link
So, what? Like, the Tom Petty of ambient (which will now be known as TPoA going forward), but with, like, more ridiculous everything?
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link
Surely this is already a vaporwave track
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
https://oct.co/essays/ariana-grande-tattoo-artist-mira-miriah-beerBeyond parody
― You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link
One of the questions in this article on Pitchfork's Anheuser-Busch InBev-sponsored beer vertical about Ariana Grande's tattoo artist collaborating on a beer with Wicked Weed is "Would you call yourself a feminist?"
― 5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link
Whiney and Champiness performing heroics by clicking on the absolute dregs of P4K to keep this thread stocked up.
― Position Position, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link
Whiney post = essence of Williamsburg in 2018
― Evan, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link
Alexa, what is neoliberalism
― 5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link
Pitchfork's Anheuser-Busch InBev-sponsored beer vertical
almost an underrated aero username here
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link
it's hilarious to me that Budweiser has snatched up all these craft breweries across the country and they sponsor a section of Pitchfork's website while at the same time they run commercials on TV about how fancy beers are for sissy boys. amazing.
― alpine static, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link
gotta work both sides
― maura, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link
So for anyone who misses talking about Greta Van Fleet on this thread, here's an interview with the guy who wrote the p4k takedown review:http://www.switchedonpop.com/97-greta-van-fleet/
― enochroot, Friday, 7 December 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
questions should come in the format of post-game interviews with the winning team
after an epic year of writing, features, and great music, you've just delivered your long-awaited [Greta Van Fleet takedown review]. what was going through your mind as the [review] went live?
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, December 12, 2017 4:31 PM (eleven months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Friday, 7 December 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link
Z, if you ever need any proof of your own brilliance, please click the "Bookmark" link next to the above message and reference as needed.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Friday, 7 December 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link
I don't usually complain about Pitchfork scores, but that 6ix9ine album has too high of a score for an album with nothing redeeming about it.
Taking Sides:
Tekashi 6ix9ine v. Greta Van Fleet
― ilxor, Friday, 7 December 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
oh cool now they're just straight up promoting their own products (re: Slowdive reissue)
― Οὖτις, Friday, 7 December 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
HOW DARE THEY
― ilxor, Friday, 7 December 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link
Vinyl, Me Please is one of the absolute corniest ventures going and I can’t imagine how or why P4k would agree to this since they steady either only do cool stuff (ie that museum thing, Primavera, etc) or sponsored stuff where someone presumably throws a giant bag of cash at them
― 5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 7 December 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link
all the accoutrement that comes with VMP releases (cocktail recipes) are corny as fuck but they do a good job with the records themselves. I heard the first year's batch and they all sounded & looked great which is more than I can say about almost all vinyl reissue companies
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 December 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link
I don't know anything about the records they reissue (no turntable, no interest) but I've written a couple of things for their site and enjoyed that experience.
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 7 December 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
I'm not 100% sure how I feel about it from a business strategy perspective, but I ordered the Slowdive LP reissue for one of my friends for Christmas, and unless they totally screw up the reissue, I can't see it being a bad decision.
That may come down to Pygmalion being an all-time favorite album, but still.
― ilxor, Friday, 7 December 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, December 7, 2018 4:43 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah they've had some great writing on the site
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 December 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link
don't miss their reviews! they usually update with a few on weekdays, plus a special one on sunday
― Karl Malone, Friday, 7 December 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link
whiney otm.
― maura, Friday, 7 December 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
Anybody know if the demos on the cd Pygmalion reissue sound better than the ones that circulated on the net??
― brimstead, Saturday, 8 December 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link
― ilxor, Friday, 7 December 2018 20:52 (yesterday) Permalink
Tekashi ruins some great beats
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Saturday, 8 December 2018 00:39 (five years ago) link
They’re feeding him beats from the best producers in the game
And greta van fleet as I understand it is a Led Zeppelin tribute band?
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Saturday, 8 December 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link
Also 69 is a sex criminal
― alpine static, Saturday, 8 December 2018 01:20 (five years ago) link
Led zeppelin is a sex criminal
― President Keyes, Saturday, 8 December 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link
Seen through the prism of indiedom, Black Sabbath's Paranoid is a mere 9.5. Bah.
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/black-sabbath-paranoid/
― pomenitul, Sunday, 9 December 2018 08:56 (five years ago) link
If that’s not a 10, what is?
― big crime for a SPECIAL WHATEVER (voodoo chili), Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link
I guess they docked off 0.5 because of the lyrics to 'Fairies Wear Boots'.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 9 December 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link
Wait'll they get ahold of the equally problematic "Evil Woman, Don't Play Your Games With Me"
― Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 9 December 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link
Lol
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 9 December 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link
Tbf fairies do wear boots esp when dancing w dwarves
So, I went to the doctor, see what he could give meHe said, 'son; son, you’ve gone too far'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do'
― pomenitul, Sunday, 9 December 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link