Awesome Audiophile Snake Oil

have always thought one of those type things would make a funny stand for a little dj setup at a party or whatever.

Perhaps you could stack them into a Mantleplex

Holy shit, amazing

will that is something v special

Can imagine Don Draper or Sterling Cooper holding court while Mancini spins on the turntable.

Do you have those pix all in one imgur gallery? Because I'd love to share it.

i'm about to!

does this work? https://imgur.com/a/b7AVXfI

That works. Such a stunner, thanks!

i'll get more pics when it's in my home! (that's it still at the store. arrives friday)

SEX BOMB SEX BOMB ITS A SEX BOMB

from a headphone review:

"OMG these are fun. I’ve never heard songs with such control and resolution. They seem to “pace” songs better than I’ve heard from any other headphone or IEM."

also the cover art is more beautiful, and the songs on each album are in a better sequence than with any other headphones

my wife didn’t leave me when I hear music this way

lol silby

haha a+

Just saw another FB ad for those ATX consoles wherein the comments someone shared that the company quoted them $6500 for a system.

At the heart of the master clock generator is a crystal oscillator, encased in in a temperature- controlled box, the “oven”, to maintain the best and stable performance under an ideal temperature condition for crystal oscillation. This oven-controlled crystal oscillator (OCXO, for short) generates an extremely accurate 10MHz clock signal which is within ±3 ppb of frequency temperature characteristics and within ±0.1 ppm of frequency precision.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MTP5PBZ/ref=sr_1_27?ie=UTF8&qid=1547581875&sr=8-27&keywords=teac+receiver

At the heart of the master clock generator is a crystal oscillator

oh no shit?

in the heart of the generator
there's a crystal oscillator
but there's never been one zanier than...
DUCKULA

what the fuck do you even plug a standalone clock generator into on your fuckin hifi, let alone need a $1500 box to keep your $0.50 crystal at a constant temperature

huh. not too often you see this kind of talk from a big namebrand thingy.

I don't know this brand b/c I don't actually know hifi shit at all but it's weird that they apparently sell a bunch of reasonably priced components and also a stupid $1,500 box

if you can, why not?

I really need to find a way to invest in the business of selling $4 of parts in a $9 box for $1,500 to credulous douchebags

I think those clocks are important for mastering, getting the CD to talk to the CPU in a manner that allows the whole enterprise to function -- I think they're mainly for mastering engineers

I could be wrong but I know timing stuff is part of that whole aspect of the process of getting a record from tape to WAV to release

predicating your product on rare sub-millisecond glitches being human perceptible is something, for sure

right, like, the stability of the random 10Mhz crystal that costs $0.37 when you buy at least a thousand I looked up on digikey is ±50ppm or something, so like…at worst you get 9,999,500 cycles in a given second instead of 10 million or something. That's 0.05% error I think.

I think a timing error at the mastering or production level would cost more than this machine, so (if that is in fact the use of this machine) if I were delivering files for production I'd err on the side of the too-accurate insurance policy

I think one of these also powered the Enterprise.

The CG-10M is a master clock generator that brings out the best performance from USB DACs, network players, CD players and any other kind of device that supports a 10MHz clock input.

this part of the description makes me think it's being marketed to consumers. the two products it mentions in the compatibility section appear to be desktop headphone amplifiers, not meant for production but listening

fwiw here's a technical article on the subject https://www.soundonsound.com/techniques/does-your-studio-need-digital-master-clock

looks like their conclusions are that even in production work, an external clock is still of dubious benefit

was about to post the same link lol

I want the analog master clock. It moves smoothly thru time instead of leaping from millisecond to millisecond. Much smoother — anyone with ears can hear the difference! Crisper highs, rounder lows, more articulate high mids, and the low mids just caress you.

also nobody knows why but the wood paneling on the analogue master clock really warms up the sound

https://www.avforums.com/article/a-last-helping-of-snake-oil-modern-hifi-and-the-impact-of-accessories.15607

I want the analog master clock. It moves smoothly thru time instead of leaping from millisecond to millisecond. Much smoother — anyone with ears can hear the difference! Crisper highs, rounder lows, more articulate high mids, and my wife didn’t leave me when the low mids just caress you.

― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, January 15, 2019 6:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVTj08qTwGw

i love everything about that video and watch it at least twice a year

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR ELECTRONS

Is there more? Can I see his effects rack? Please?

the shit he says about electrons in crystals vs vacuum isn't actually so bad

it's accurate and also hilarious

The very '80s effects rack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuTLl1JbUdM

I think a timing error at the mastering or production level would cost more than this machine, so (if that is in fact the use of this machine) if I were delivering files for production I'd err on the side of the too-accurate insurance policy

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi)

so would blaise pascal

Alexander Dumble is a legend

Dumble musical instrument amplifiers are custom manufactured in very limited numbers by Alexander "Howard" Dumble of Los Angeles, California. Dumble is a one-person operation; each amp is handcrafted by Dumble himself, and Dumble amplifiers are the most expensive boutique amplifiers on the used market.[1] These costs are rising rapidly. In 2012 the Dumble Overdrive Special was described as the most valuable, with used amplifiers fetching on average between $70,000 and $150,000 apiece.[2] Other examples have sold for more. [3]

http://www.wiredguitarist.com/2016/06/04/analyzing-the-hype-dumble-overdrive-special/

Why Is It So Hyped?

It’s probably better to ask why not isn’t it? The myth surrounding both the amp and the man is ridiculous, but here is a breakdown of the main reasons.

it's as if the amps have a special power, making it impossible to speak or write coherently about them.

Hey is this the thread wherein I can ask legit questions about record cleaning machines?

It depends, how much can I charge you for a microfiber that came free with my glasses?

*checks wallet, bank statement, HELOC*

xxp I think my friend has one of those spin-clean ones and is content with it

local record store has a nitty gritty or w/e but obviously they receive some absolute garbage

I get where silby's coming from, but buying used stuff or digging through bins you do end up with the occasional record that is in fine condition but looks like someone dunked it in mud