Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

Max Muncy from the Dodgers always makes me think of Brass Monkey

Message from the wreckage, it is soft-rock shit
TLS handshake, the over-grown super shit

But I can't find my keyring anymore
Is it under something on the floor?
I need to unlock and lock my door
I should have left the house at four
But baby I can't find my keyring anymore

If Beale Street Could Talk to the tune of "These Walls" by Kendrick Lamar

douchebag in an Audi
I know, i know, you're serious

https://img.discogs.com/3oSqTlLZ-QFFPVjEgUuJapyIro4=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-7032799-1432192692-7771.jpeg.jpg

K-19, The Widowmaker
It was directed by Bigelow
It's hard times befallen, sub survivors
He's Liam Neeson, and I'm just Harry Fooooooord
K-19!

lol

Don't save the file
Don't change a thing
For me

US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled. The dreams in which I'm dying are the dreams in which I'm... killed”

PG Tips (the "tea of the English Working Class") = "I can almost smell [sniff sniff] your TB sheets..."

Various things get sandwiched into Hall & Oates' Maneater these days:

Whoa-oh here she comes
Watch out boy, she'll bomb your home
Whoa-oh here she comes
She's a cruise missile

eh, meant to underline cruise missile there to showcase the interchangeable parts.

xxp - PG Tips has a totally different association for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17

Oh well, it was supposed to be the PB Crisps ad from 1994

youtube with an error, i know, i know, it's serious

Occasionally I have to teach people how to use an espresso machine, and one crucial step is telling them to "purge the group head" which I always think to the melody "hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ" but I never sing it out, I just get a faraway look for a moment while it happens.

re: H&O, I was giving myself the giggles with "You're out of touch, I'm out of time / Blood runs out of my head when you're not around" earlier this week, shoutout to whoever shared that one upthread

🎶"It's not like salmon, but a little like trout and it's name is tilapia".🎶

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every day is a SAFFRON ROAD ... frozen entrees on sale today ...

We buy these little satsumas that are branded as 'easy peelers', now renamed 'peaceful easy peelers'

emily, emily can't you see / sometimes your words just hypnotize me

Just picked up an early Dick novel

https://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/world-jones-made-e.jpg

and I can't get the chorus of this out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuWE_pm5O4

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Teenage_caveman.JPG

Bam-Bam O'Riley

https://youtu.be/M3qoqkKCK3M?t=1689

It’s not that inexplicable — but when I see the word “Panama” (like on my TV right now, where soccer is playing), my head plays the obvious tune

d'oh... i got introduced to teenage caveman by that MST episode so i've certainly seen that Tom Servo riff, but forgotten it. and hear i thought i was on the cutting edge of dad song joke humor.

I was recently pouring vodka into a water bottle, so as to bring it someplace where it was technically not allowed, and I explained to my wife that it was stealth vodka.

We both immediately shouted STEALTH VODKA! in a Fred Schneider style

lol

A+

My cabin had a problem with an ermine that kept getting in, but we could never find and catch it. One day my boyfriend was over and his car was parked out front, and my cousin spotted a tiny ermine disappearing under his car. So she came in and reported, "John, there's a baby ermine underneath your car."

John: What?
Cousin: There's a baby ermine underneath your car.
John: WHAT?
Cousin (patiently): Underneath your car, there's a baby ermine.

Cousin and I looked at each other, had an epiphany, and simultaneously sang "Underneeeeaaaath your car, there's a baby ermine!" to the tune of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes."

I don't know why, but my horrible brain has recently started torturing me with:

Here I am!
Rock you like I'm Herman Cain!

On a similar note, I keep singing "Joe Biden" to the tune of KISS's "Black Diamond"

loooool

TaskRabbit to the tune of "Phat Rabbit."

I started using a cpap machine this summer for sleep apnea, and mentally refer to it as the "apnea machine". When I put it on before bed now I hear Paul Westerburg saying, "how do you say good night to an apnea machine?"

Jordan Henderson will all be there
Mane Salah Firmino, what a scene

How do you mend
A broken poptart

It’s totally problematic
Whenever you’re around
Problematic

Pointer sisters voice

There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.

― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago

when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this

/There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.

― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago/

when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this

♫ Octa octa,
gimme the news,
I've got a bad case
of loving you ♫

*Octo octa obv

this content's not available right now ---> that joke isn't funny anymore by The Smiths

There's a store here called "Pet Places". My wife and I always sing it to the tune of "Face Dances" when we drive by.

Hunh, now this is happening to me, but to the tune of Love’s “Robert Montgomery”.

How do you think Arthur Lee wrote "Robert Montgomery"?

Triggered by seeing the thread 'The Irish' on ilx:

"Help the Irish,
One time they were just like you
Drinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glue
Help the Irish
Don't just put them in a home
Can't have much fun when they're all on their own
Give a hand, if you can
Try and help them to unwind
Give them hope and give them comfort
'Cause they're running out of time"

:-/

i'd make bolognese for ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs

Better to 'God Gave Rock and Roll to You'.