pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

When It Comes to Music and Beer, Hop Along Won't Be Easily Defined

Simply hate when people incorrectly define me When It Comes to Beer.

I once cut a guy for mistakenly thinking I prefer Mosaic hops to Cascade hops.

The Swedish producer takes the long view on his fifth album

sixth album

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/the-field-infinite-moment/

their review of the new Orbital album demonstrates something I've always disliked about Pitchfork, their tendency to canonize their old reviews and treat them as though they were all written by the same person

it's probably a concious decision to preserve integrity of their existing base of critique, but yeah, being forced to contextualize a release in accordance with the assertions of totally different review can definitely undermine the authors freedom to build a coherent narrative of his or her own.

This blessed collection of unreleased demos, recorded by Prince to cassette in a single take, is enthralling.

I know one person who wouldn't be blessing it

2 Blessed 2 B Stressed

I thought it was a solid review.

It is well written (with maybe a few overreaching metaphors).

I love this image: "When some musicians die, their record company grasps for whatever material remains, like a medieval saint parceled out into increasingly meager relics."

OK, trying again: JP is a great writer but this piece sucks: https://pitchfork.com/features/article/reckoning-with-pinegrove/

It's not only the insanely bad timing w/r/t current events, it's that they buried the lede that Pinegrove's shelved record is suddenly coming out in 2 days. Piece itself is bizarre though and shouldn't have been published as is. But ya know $$$

Not really having known anything about that band or that dude's statement, I thought it was fascinating.

the replies to her tweet with the story are all dudes being like "great piece, i love this band!" and everyone else being "you are trash you rape apologist"

that's why it's so disingenuous and shameful that they published. it's a new 'narrative' for the band and a way forward. I get the band's position and their PR strategy, but anyone that plays along fucking sucks

burying the lede on the album release is sly for sure.

also i assume dude is independently wealthy considering he had a year to sit around thinking about what he'd done.

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/maxwell-maxwells-urban-hang-suite/

the sunday review on maxwell is pretty great

Jason King is pretty great.

this live album of songs about death allows listeners to revisit their private grief

where do I sign

“boygenius Are the Egoless Supergroup of Your Indie Rock Dreams”

And then in the Pitchfork email update

“boygenius is your new favorite supergroup”

Love when media tells me exactly how I feel about things.

yeah that's bad writing

gotta admit though... it is probably my new fav supergroup

nope. wont be listening to that.

"We tried to have a beer with the Courtneys but they only drink water"

sad trombone

would be nice if they were as interested in asking musicians what they listen to as they are with tv actors

this beer shit is beyond parody though, like do even people into craft beer care about this?

Simply hate when people incorrectly define me When It Comes to Beer.

― triggercut, Friday, September 21, 2018 9:32 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congrats to triggercut, this is the only thing i think of when i see any p4k beer-related nonsense

I stumbled on this 2003 review last night and good lord: https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/4277-what-was-me/

Cool Courtneys interview. I didn't realize they live in different cities (one of them in France!)

I also didn't realize the guitarist is named "Courtney Loove" (which is obviously f'in awesome)

I just discovered recently (when Snail Mail covered one of their songs) that there was also a band on K Records named Courtney Love:
https://www.discogs.com/artist/324130-Courtney-Love-2

"tour" is such a jam

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/greta-van-fleet-anthem-of-the-peaceful-army/

Jeremy Larson for president

The opening line is such a clunker.

damn that's an old-school pitchfork review

never heard a note by these guys but judging by the Zep-obsessed dorks who won't shut up about them I figure this is pretty damn accurate

It's also being discussed in the 'What Is Rockism?' thread.

it is a throwback to old style p4k but GVF is such an easy target

A throwback review for a throwback band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6cIYDvFS-U

Jet wasn't an easy target?

https://popula.com/2018/09/13/canon-fodder/

Thought this was p good. Also enjoyed hearing him talk about it on the Trillbilly podcast (along with David Allen Coe's son)

if you were an incoming freshman in 2005 who put “everything but rap and country” on your Facebook profile, there was another website growing in popularity that year that covered everything: Pitchfork Media.

I’m being unfair. Pitchfork did cover rap once in a while, but that was new at the time.

yeah they weren't as rap-focused in 2005 as they are now, but there are more than 300 pre-2006 hip hop reviews in the archives, so "once in a while" is also also unfair.

I mean they also didn’t cover a lot of metal or punk unless it was hipster contingent stuff.

Popula is a journalist-owned, journalist-run, ad-free publication on the Ethereum-based Civil publishing platform.

feel like i have to post that every time someone links to them

lmao

cage-free journalism

I learned about Ethereum in the New Yorker! Bit Coin!

No Conde Nast, no credibility, eh?