Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1015 of them)

Dolly Parton - 10 to 4

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

Kate Bush - Walking Up That Hill

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

Anal Cunt - Everyone In Dalston Should Be Killed

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

Electric Six - Danger: Regular Voltage!

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

Tina Turner - "I'm Not Sure How Relevant Love Is Right Now"

nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

Fleetwood Mac -- "Bicuspid"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

The Beatles - "Happiness Is a Noun"

nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

GG Allin - "Sleeping In My Bed On A Monday Night"

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

Elvis Presley - Near The Ghetto

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

Oasis - Live For A Very Long Time

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

Barry White -- "You Were One of the First, There Won't Be Many After You, and You're Just About All I've Got"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

Elton John - It Is Futile To Try And Stop The Sun From Going Down In My Presence

joygoat, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

"Penultimate Train to Clarksville"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

Joy Division - Love Will Keep Us Together

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

ABBA - Dancing Princess

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

AC/DC - Some Rosie

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

Eagles - Motel California

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

U2 - Sunday Bruised Sunday

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

The Smiths - There's A Light That Only Goes Out For A Short While Sometimes

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter To The Vicar's Tea Party

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

The Cure - A Wood

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

NWA -- "Feel Up tha Police"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

The Smashing Pumpkins - Dishand

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Madness - An Inch Too Wide Around The Waist Trousers

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Anal Cunt - I Like Hugs And Child Abuse

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Steely Dan - Any Second Lieutenant Dude Will Tell You

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Caterpillar Legs

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

Jim Carroll -- "People Who Were Sick But Got Better"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

Radiohead - Street Spirit (Cutoff)

(wait, that's less reasonable, isn't it?)

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

Jim Croce - Beer In A Bottle

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Eine Kleine Abendmusik

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

Motorhead - Ace Of Diamonds

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

Bruce Springsteen - Born To Jog

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

Sparks - This Town Is Big Enough For Both Of Us

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

The Police - Every Other Breath You Take

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Tina Turner - Simply The Mean Average Of This Data Set/Sample

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Steve Winwood - Higher Shelf

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

The Clash - Straight To Heck

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

The Sex Pistols - Anarchy In Wales

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

Neil Young - Cortez The Jerk

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

Guns'N'Roses - Welcome To The Jungle Gym

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

The Police - Duke Of Mild Discomfort

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

Prince - When Doves Sob

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

KISS - Rock'n'Roll For The Next Couple Of Minutes And Then Have A Sit Down For A While With A Cup Of Tea And A Chocolate Hob Nob Biscuit While Watching Antiques Roadshow On TV

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

KISS - I Was Made For Likin' You

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

Marvin Gaye or Paul Young - Wherever I Put All My Furniture, Carpets, Electrical Appliances, Books, Records, and Nic-Nacs, That's My Home

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

KISS - God Of Light Drizzle

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Bob Marley - I Stabbed the Sheriff

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

Body Count - Cop Injurer

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

Iggy Pop - Lust For Golf

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

9 Tears

budo jeru, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 21:24 (seven months ago)

Abalyft

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:40 (seven months ago)

three months pass...

Modern Lovers - "Pablo Picasso (in his lifetime, no, but his reputation did not age well)"

punchy wunchy wikipedia woo (bendy), Sunday, 15 February 2026 18:58 (four months ago)

GG Allin - Press Your Lips to My Heiney It Is Delightful

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 February 2026 19:19 (four months ago)

Chappell Roan - 'Pit Pony Club'

Lilly Wood & The Prick and Robin Schulz - 'Prayer In C++'

The Shangri-Las - 'Leader Of The Slack (Channel)'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:09 (three months ago)

Lungfish - "Content Creator to Follower in Endtime"

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:32 (three months ago)

Babylon Zoo - 'Binman'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 March 2026 10:15 (three months ago)

two weeks pass...

do they know it’s friday?

Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 28 March 2026 03:55 (two months ago)

The Rolling Stones - 'Street Lighting Man'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 29 March 2026 08:27 (two months ago)

The Rolling Stones - Moonlight Smile

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:28 (two months ago)

The Kingsmen - Louie

eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:16 (two months ago)

john coltrane - my things

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 30 March 2026 03:04 (two months ago)

The Rolling Stones - Jumpin' John

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 30 March 2026 03:26 (two months ago)

Pink Floyd - ‘Comfortably Seated’

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 04:46 (two months ago)

Floyd

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 05:01 (two months ago)

oops - thought I was searching to see if I’d ripped that off someone else

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 05:04 (two months ago)

Echo & the Bunnymen: The Butter

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 30 March 2026 05:06 (two months ago)

Scorpions - 'Brownout'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:32 (two months ago)

Excuse Me, Jude?

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:34 (two months ago)

We Can Hug It Out

henry s, Monday, 30 March 2026 17:47 (two months ago)

Signed, Sealed, Dropboxed

kornrulez6969, Monday, 30 March 2026 18:17 (two months ago)

Elvis - A Proportionally Appropriate Hunk O' Love

washed spice (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 30 March 2026 18:58 (two months ago)

Steely Dan - My Old Internship

kornrulez6969, Monday, 30 March 2026 20:33 (two months ago)

Palace Music - You Have Gum in Your Hair and Your Dick Is Hanging Out

flammarion ross (unregistered), Monday, 30 March 2026 23:35 (two months ago)

Bathroom Blitz (which is what happens to me because of my fiber-rich diet)

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:04 (two months ago)

Slint - Good Morning Corporal

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:24 (two months ago)

You could say that contractions are grammatically reasonable, since they take less time to say and fewer letters to write. Therefore:

The Beatles - I'll

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 03:50 (two months ago)

Prince - 'With This Beer'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:33 (one month ago)

Chappell Roan - 'Pit Pony Club'

Oof this one ruined my day ;_;

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:43 (one month ago)

two weeks pass...

Eurythmics - 'The Minor Royals Of America'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 10 May 2026 16:45 (one month ago)

Living in a Box - "Living in a Van Hastag Vanlife"

M|A|R|R|S - "Carefully Raise the Volume But Not Between the Hours of 9pm-8am"

Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 11 May 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

Malo - Rico Suavecito

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 04:19 (one month ago)

David Bowie - 'Breaking Wind'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 16 May 2026 16:18 (one month ago)

Metallica - "Basket of Puppies"

Mark G, Saturday, 16 May 2026 21:06 (one month ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.