ShoobidduhShoobidduhShoobidduh 'round me, all riiiiight
― Dr. Goldfood and the Grill Bombs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 August 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link
crazy daddy - a tall pedo("metronomic underground")
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 09:38 (six years ago) link
this came on shuffle yesterday - Hole - Celebrity Skin "no I'm not selling sheep"
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 09:47 (six years ago) link
I always thought ODB said "Up from the 36 Chambers...it's the GOOCH!"
at the open of Clan in the Front
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
I mean RZA
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
Cause is time is time is time with your time and is news is captured
― timellison, Monday, 8 October 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
tbf hardly matters if you mishear Jon Anderson lyrics
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 8 October 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link
I just heard Rodriguez Sugar Man for the first time in a deserted Duke of Hawarden and this guy going on about his jumpers and coats was really putting me on edge
― saer, Monday, 14 January 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link
In "Call me maybe" I always thought she was singing "I've heard Satan is real" but it's actually "At first sight and it's real".
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link
I've misheard Ramones "I wanna be well" as "I wanna be whipped" for years.
― adam the (abanana), Sunday, 10 March 2019 12:52 (five years ago) link
My brother and I thought the Mr Belvedere theme was:
Streets on-a ChinaNever met him before
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 March 2019 15:11 (five years ago) link
That's all for everyoneMust be just too sexy, what I need
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:02 (five years ago) link
Just saw the lyrics to “Do Ya” and what I thought was “Commander!” or “ Amanda!” is supposedly “C’mon now.” I believe I am not alone in this.
― U or Astro-U? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 July 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link
Until last year I thought the chorus of Dancing Queen was "You can dance / You can die / Having the time of your life."
― U or Astro-U? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 July 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link
Unfortunately no
― flappy bird, Monday, 29 July 2019 06:23 (five years ago) link
Ah okay, I looked it up
― U or Astro-U? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 29 July 2019 09:44 (five years ago) link
Rather puerile but for a long time on 'Today' by Smashing Pumpkins, I thought Corgan was singing "My angel wings were bruised and restrained, my willy stings".
― Grantman, Monday, 29 July 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link
lol
― flappy bird, Monday, 29 July 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link
lately this has been stuck in my head: "IIIIIIIIIIIIII liiiiiiiiiiiiike the Christian Right"
LOL. Someone right wing nutjob of a musician should record that! You up for it, Morrissey?
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Monday, 29 July 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
Another on the Corgan tip:
SailDown in OahuSailI am one
― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 September 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link
lol that's p good
― flappy bird, Friday, 13 September 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
Deftones - "Elite"
Chino has heavy vocal effects and he's shrill screaming, so the verse sounds like
"When you're ripeYou're Billy JoelYou're Billy Joel!"
Found out it was "bleed out of control" and can't hear it the old way anymore
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 September 2019 05:31 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUoPaleNK8
1:04In a crowded roomI won't text too much
― wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 14 November 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
For some reason I was thinking about this recently: When I was a little kid, back in the days of AM Gold, I used to hear "The Night Chicago Died" all the time. I was far too young to have any context or reason for knowing who Al Capone was, and my little dumb kid brain didn't really hear what it was they were singing. So for some reason, I parsed it as something like, "A man called Bobbabone." Which struck me as a hilariously unlikely name even then.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
Me and my friends had that issue with Barbara Ann.
We thought it was Bob Beran
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
En skikkelse lå der på bakkenSå vond at de blomster rundt visnetEn dyster sjel lå der på bakkenSå kald at alt vann ble til isEn skygge da falt over skogenDa skikkelsens sjel visnet bortFor skikkelsens sjel var en skyggeEn skygge av vondskapens makt
Da skikkelsens sjel visnet bortFor skikkelsens sjel var en skyggeEn skygge av vondskapens makt
I always mishear it as 'skkkgwhaaahhwooowwwggghh'.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
Okay, here is what might be the dumbest example itt: even though the song is titled '867-5309 (Jenny)' and I have known the full title for almost as long as the song has existed, I just realized a minute ago while quietly singing along that I've been mishearing the lyric as 'Daaaanny, I've got your number' for literally decades now.
― afraid of gosts, frankinstines, mummys, vampires, warewolf (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 December 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link
And I'm fully aware that they evoke Jenny's name multiple times elsewhere in the song. I have no idea who the fuck Danny was supposed to be.
― afraid of gosts, frankinstines, mummys, vampires, warewolf (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 December 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
I'm in a state of shock. I just realized that the lyric of "The Bare Necessities" is not actually "Wherever I wander, wherever I roam, I couldn't be found there in my big home", as I'd thought for many years, but is actually "I couldn't be fonder of my big home".
― van dyke parks generator (anagram), Friday, 6 December 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
Ours is a very Cocteau-positive household so, because I am generally a dipshit, you may be able to imagine my gf's consternation wrt my interpretations of certain Cocteau Twins lyrics. Her least favorite likely being the chorus to 'Pearly-Dewdrops' Drops', which I insist ends with Liz Fraser singing 'bicycle in chicken sauce'.
― afraid of gosts, frankinstines, mummys, vampires, warewolf (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 December 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
Haha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 December 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
Me and my friends had that issue with Barbara Ann.We thought it was Bob Beran― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, December 4, 2019 3:05 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, December 4, 2019 3:05 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Bopper Ann, for me.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 6 December 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link
I mean tbf whatever they're singing it isn't in any way a clearly-enunciated 'Barbara Ann'.
― afraid of gosts, frankinstines, mummys, vampires, warewolf (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 December 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
Talking of the Beach Boys, the coda of "Break Away" is surely not:
"Fecal vibrations and all the sensations, break away"
― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 13 December 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
I'm in a state of shock. I just realized that the lyric of "The Bare Necessities" is not actually "Wherever I wander, wherever I roam, I couldn't be found there in my big home", as I'd thought for many years, but is actually "I couldn't be fonder of my big home".― van dyke parks generator (anagram), Friday, December 6, 2019 3:04 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― van dyke parks generator (anagram), Friday, December 6, 2019 3:04 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
My theory - Phil Harris sang "I couldn't be ... found? .. Of my big home", and they never corrected it.
When they made Jungle Book 2, they re-sang "Bare Necessities" and corrected it to what you said.
― Mark G, Friday, 13 December 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
When i was a kid i thought "Soul Man" went..
COMIN TO YAON A CASSEROLE
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
I sang along with PJ Harvey's "O Stella" in the car this morning: "Baseball players only!". Had to look up what she's actually singing
― willem, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
Beyonce - Countdown 'Whoo-oah killing me softly / Caspar the Friendly Ghost'
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
That seems to be how Casper would do it, very gently and with great kindness
― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
I always thought the first line of redemption song was “ oooh a pirate’s just a rabbi”
― dsb, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
Hahaha
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link
True in so many ways.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link
The mohel of the merchant shipsMinutes after they tookForeskin from the penis
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link
It's all i ever had
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link
broadcast it: revolution don't payshacked up freaks on a lazarus planeand i can just by your client, and i can tell you bide your stylei was born to raise some venus, i'll be mating here awhilea meta-super-sonic jerk-off who forged into the gamea nearly sub-atomic genius who just deserves to payi will die nigh you, i will die nigh you, baby
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 14 February 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link
Can I GraduateCan I look into the faces that I meet, Can I get my podcast off the street, I've been living on for so long
― cajunsunday, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
Doolally - “Straight From The Heart”Show me that big sloppy dick! Show, baby, yeah yeah!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 April 2020 08:55 (four years ago) link
I was listening to Radiohead play "Just" on their recent concert stream, a song I hadn't heard in aaages, and I realised I didn't know whether the line in the last verse was "teach you how to get to purest hell" or "teach you how to get to purist hell". I think the second one is pretty funny.
― in twelve parts (lamonti), Saturday, 18 April 2020 09:15 (four years ago) link
Glorified version of a pelican
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link