Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

I was visiting our local water park a few weeks ago when I spotted an older guy with a Psychopathic Records Hatchet Man tattoo. Wouldn't you know it, Bob Marley was playing over their sound system at the time. Since then, I've had

He was a Juggalo grandpa
At Six Flags America

stuck in my head.

^This is not quite the right thread for that post, but it was the best I could find.

Every time I see a package of “Baby Arugula” in the grocery store I get Raffi’s “Baby Beluga” stuck in my head. Am I doing this right?

A friend brought a six pack of these to a BBQ the other day and I've been screeching the name to myself in a Brian Johnson voice since
https://untappd.akamaized.net/photos/2018_07_07/bde3196677c33356204e07e97d1b7e52_640x640.jpg

He was a Juggalo grandpa
At Six Flags America

This is v funny, and I don’t want you to think it is going unappreciated

^^^

yes, very good

"Strangers On A Train" and "Blame It On The Rain"

"Man Bun" to the tune of "Slow Ride"

*walks into local specialty grocery store*
*overcome by Elton John voice*
“Well I love to shop / at the International Pantry...”

god fucking damn this is a great revive

Saw Spider Baby tonight and Matthew Sweet's "Super Baby" has been in my head ever since.

We have a kid's book called 'What can rabbit see?', it can only be read to the tune of Mercy Mercy Me.

https://i.redd.it/1oh153dyiiey.jpg

Over the last week I keep hearing "brett kavanaugh" in place of "suntanama" from the Genius' verse on ODB's "Damage".

Max Muncy from the Dodgers always makes me think of Brass Monkey

Message from the wreckage, it is soft-rock shit
TLS handshake, the over-grown super shit

But I can't find my keyring anymore
Is it under something on the floor?
I need to unlock and lock my door
I should have left the house at four
But baby I can't find my keyring anymore

If Beale Street Could Talk to the tune of "These Walls" by Kendrick Lamar

douchebag in an Audi
I know, i know, you're serious

https://img.discogs.com/3oSqTlLZ-QFFPVjEgUuJapyIro4=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-7032799-1432192692-7771.jpeg.jpg

K-19, The Widowmaker
It was directed by Bigelow
It's hard times befallen, sub survivors
He's Liam Neeson, and I'm just Harry Fooooooord
K-19!

lol

Don't save the file
Don't change a thing
For me

US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled. The dreams in which I'm dying are the dreams in which I'm... killed”

PG Tips (the "tea of the English Working Class") = "I can almost smell [sniff sniff] your TB sheets..."

Various things get sandwiched into Hall & Oates' Maneater these days:

Whoa-oh here she comes
Watch out boy, she'll bomb your home
Whoa-oh here she comes
She's a cruise missile

eh, meant to underline cruise missile there to showcase the interchangeable parts.

xxp - PG Tips has a totally different association for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17

Oh well, it was supposed to be the PB Crisps ad from 1994

youtube with an error, i know, i know, it's serious

Occasionally I have to teach people how to use an espresso machine, and one crucial step is telling them to "purge the group head" which I always think to the melody "hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ" but I never sing it out, I just get a faraway look for a moment while it happens.

re: H&O, I was giving myself the giggles with "You're out of touch, I'm out of time / Blood runs out of my head when you're not around" earlier this week, shoutout to whoever shared that one upthread

🎶"It's not like salmon, but a little like trout and it's name is tilapia".🎶

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/960x540/p01bqhrp.jpg

every day is a SAFFRON ROAD ... frozen entrees on sale today ...

We buy these little satsumas that are branded as 'easy peelers', now renamed 'peaceful easy peelers'

emily, emily can't you see / sometimes your words just hypnotize me

Just picked up an early Dick novel

https://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/world-jones-made-e.jpg

and I can't get the chorus of this out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuWE_pm5O4

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Teenage_caveman.JPG

Bam-Bam O'Riley

https://youtu.be/M3qoqkKCK3M?t=1689

It’s not that inexplicable — but when I see the word “Panama” (like on my TV right now, where soccer is playing), my head plays the obvious tune

d'oh... i got introduced to teenage caveman by that MST episode so i've certainly seen that Tom Servo riff, but forgotten it. and hear i thought i was on the cutting edge of dad song joke humor.

I was recently pouring vodka into a water bottle, so as to bring it someplace where it was technically not allowed, and I explained to my wife that it was stealth vodka.

We both immediately shouted STEALTH VODKA! in a Fred Schneider style

lol

A+

My cabin had a problem with an ermine that kept getting in, but we could never find and catch it. One day my boyfriend was over and his car was parked out front, and my cousin spotted a tiny ermine disappearing under his car. So she came in and reported, "John, there's a baby ermine underneath your car."

John: What?
Cousin: There's a baby ermine underneath your car.
John: WHAT?
Cousin (patiently): Underneath your car, there's a baby ermine.

Cousin and I looked at each other, had an epiphany, and simultaneously sang "Underneeeeaaaath your car, there's a baby ermine!" to the tune of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes."

I don't know why, but my horrible brain has recently started torturing me with:

Here I am!
Rock you like I'm Herman Cain!

On a similar note, I keep singing "Joe Biden" to the tune of KISS's "Black Diamond"

loooool