Rusted Root Neologisms

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i had a friend in college who exclusively listened to street rap...and this song

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)

Sounds about right.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:52 (seven years ago)

'I'm really into '50s ska and the song 'Detachable Penis' by King Missile. Wanna go to the quad for some ultimate?'

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

My wife and her sister worked in the same food coop as some of them, back in the 90s. I have been that close to genius.

It's been decades since I've heard this. It now sounds like U2's "Bad" played by the Talking Heads.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)

Imagine the hijinks at that coop.

'Hey, what's wrong with these carrots? The radishes are weird, too. They're all covered in something. And this cassava. If I didn't know any better...'

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

Whenever I hear the song 'Love Shack' in public, say at a Walgreens or the Starbucks, I like to say 'tiiiiiin Root...Rusted' real loud over the music because I love the band Rusted Root. People really dig it, I think.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

It promotes awareness of Rusted Root.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

I recall "Rusted Foot" being slug around by musicians envious of their fame.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)

Good one.

I mean 'Busted Root' is the one I just came up with in .00000000005 seconds that's a much better one, but still...good one, bands.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)

Whenever I hear the song 'Love Shack' in public, say at a Walgreens or the Starbucks, I like to say 'tiiiiiin Root...Rusted' real loud over the music because I love the band Rusted Root. People really dig it, I think.

― Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 19, 2018 9:14 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:24 (seven years ago)

my mom had this CD back in the 90s for some reason. the other music she liked then was linda ronstadt

this video is completely hilarious btw

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

"crusted boot" was mine.

how's life, Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

Crusted Boot would have been a good name for a band from the other contingent in that co-op.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:45 (seven years ago)

What I do enjoy about the quote; he marvels at the neologisms as though they sprung from the deep unconscious, when you know they just sounded like words he heard in South African music. Indestructible Beat of the East End of Pittsburgh.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Thursday, 19 July 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

in a moment of weakness, i listened to 1 minute and 35 seconds of this

as a result of this unfortunate lapse in judgement, i have now hired a deep web hitman to assassinate old lunch

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 July 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

https://images.wolfgangsvault.com/rusted-root/promo-print/memorabilia/ZZZ009697-PP.jpg

I'm pretty sure many of these vowels can't be properly transcribed in the absence of the "e with three dots" character, so I propose we suspend this poll until the Unicode Consortium stops ignoring the rightful demands of a certain lobby.

mick signals, Thursday, 19 July 2018 17:05 (seven years ago)

Mods, my life has been threatened by bizarro for no greater crime than exposing his ears to the transformative sounds of love and of brotherhood. I demand that you impose the strictest possible sanctions upon him, with extreme prejudice if necessary. Namaste.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)

I never would have imagined, of all the threads about terrible music which I start/revive, that a Root poll would've been the one to take off, but I must say I'm pleased.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

Simmyommaway.

(Ommaway.)

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:19 (seven years ago)

mods, i believe i acted in the best interests of ilxor dot com and furthermore i think it’s obvious that no court would convict me for my actions

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)

Count me as a write-in vote for "sussudio."

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

are these guys like phish or something

brimstead, Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:27 (seven years ago)

If Phish were paragons of their craft, they would be Rusted Root, yes.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:29 (seven years ago)

Can't wait to see the Root at the state fair this summer. They're co-headlining with Sponge, Tracy Bonham, and Morcheeba. It's gonna be a slice.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)

Disappointed this poll doesn't include an option for the phrase that he repeats in the verse, which I believe to be ehbubadeesaybubadeeyon.

^^massive oversight imo

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

You are correct, of course, as that is the most epic of their neologisms. A contribution to our language which will significantly impact generations to come.

'What are you doing, my son?'
'Well, father, simply put: ehbubadeesaybubadeeyon.'
'Ah, I see. Please, carry on, my special boy. Namaste.'
'And a Namaste to you, o father.'

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:36 (seven years ago)

Trick question, because "oombayseeyou" is short for "ehbubadeesaybubadeeyon."

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:39 (seven years ago)

Fake news!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:41 (seven years ago)

Luv this thread! Rusted Root has an extremely abbreviated Wikipedia page for a band that's been around 25+ years, and has released four major-label albums, four independent albums (one of them double-live), a "20th Century Masters" best-of, and five EPs...

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

not abbreviated enough imo

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

Hearing this song makes me feel ashamed that we beat up on "What I Am" for so many years.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)

The video, and every move the guy busts in it, are wonderful and hilarious.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

In the interest of full disclosure, I was prompted to start this thread this morning when I heard a Spin Doctors song and my immediate thought was that the Spin Doctors were probably the favorite band of at least one member of Rusted Root.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

feel like Rusted Root would predate Spin Doctors?

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:53 (seven years ago)

they feel modern rock not alternative

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:54 (seven years ago)

nah LMCBW was like '92 right?

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)

shit I was thinking of Geggy Tah

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:56 (seven years ago)

who are even later! shit dudes my pop jam band radar is fucked

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:56 (seven years ago)

I wonder why the shot the video on such an overcast day. Wouldn't it have more impact if they were prancing on a plateau beneath a sunny, blue sky?

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:57 (seven years ago)

Spin Doctors and Rusted Root were contemporaries -- mid/late-'93 "alternative" radio was all "Two Princes," "On My Way," and the 4 Non Blondes song.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

They were pretty good-looking, for a bunch of crusties.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

I often find myself locked in a moment of zen-like contemplation when I realize that most bands are somebody's favorite band. Like Crazytown. Someone out there somewhere still proudly declares that Crazytown is their favorite band of all time. It's a very complex world, the one we live in.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:00 (seven years ago)

Rusted Root's influence on globglogabgalab is undeniable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtER80sOjX4

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:01 (seven years ago)

I don't think the contemporariness of the Root and the Doctors precludes the fact that the Rusted Root fife player was a charter member of the Spin Doctors fan club.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

damn i didn't realize RR's big record came out in '94. it seemed later than that.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

guess it just swirled the bowl for an oddly long time before getting flushed

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

In addition, NASA engineers chose "Send Me on My Way" as "wake up" music for the Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity, for Sol 21.[19]

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:07 (seven years ago)

nasa engineers are assholes apparently

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:07 (seven years ago)

Laughing @ this thread has been a threat to my continued employment all day. My most recent half-stifled fit of titters was triggered by realizing this stupid thing has already exploded to 70+ replies.

I thank you all.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

are these guys like phish or something

― brimstead, Thursday, July 19, 2018 2:27 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Phish neologisms include: trune, taboot, blastoplast, jibboo... that's just off the top of my head. there are probably more that I'm forgetting.

how's life, Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

Okay. My Baja shirt is a little itchy right now anyway.

Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 November 2023 17:10 (two years ago)

Omfg i’m at a wedding and they are playing this song.

Ommaway

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 26 November 2023 00:41 (two years ago)

Dearly bedabaloved, we are gathered here to ombaseeyou off to your new lives together.

You may now ombakiss the beebadibride.

Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 November 2023 00:45 (two years ago)

Omfg i’m at a wedding and they are playing this song.

Ommaway


Blasphemy, it’s only appropriate in the funeral mass, between the Dies Irae and the Tuba Mirum

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 26 November 2023 02:06 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Playing at the nail salon what a treat.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 17 December 2023 11:17 (two years ago)

They would like you to reach out your hands

Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 17 December 2023 14:59 (two years ago)

"I like this color. Can you put it ommanails?"

Also legit lol @ sufjan.

CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 December 2023 15:05 (two years ago)

ommanails

CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 December 2023 15:06 (two years ago)

thank you ilm for introducing me to this band and song I have never felt more like rush limbaugh while watching a music video

Left, Sunday, 17 December 2023 15:41 (two years ago)

or lionel hutz

so pat monahan spent a couple of years post divorce just wandering the desert eating mushrooms and listening to putumayo compilations on his ipod and it gave him a whole new perspective on music and life and love and stuff which has very much informed train's "new direction". he says it will be his most personal album but also says it will be "for everyone"

Left, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:29 (two years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7lfPc_ewxQ

Maresn3st, Thursday, 15 January 2026 22:07 (four months ago)

Ommaway

Bertolt Blecch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 January 2026 22:10 (four months ago)

Feel like that guy took the assignment way too seriously - like anyone was going to care that he learned it just it like the record. He shoulda just... grooved with it, man. More ommbasayou, less bubadeyon.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 January 2026 22:15 (four months ago)

Does anyone else suffer this affliction I have had for many a year: anytime I’m meeting up with someone, and the person texts “on my way” (or even worse, “omw“), I invariably both a) get this song stuck in my head, and b) have to fight the urge to inexplicably text them back “ommaway” followed by any number of other RRNs discussed in this thread

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 16 January 2026 12:19 (four months ago)

(Subtitles/closed captions unavailable)

YouTube is not so disrespectful to Röötness as to try to define the spirit of ommaway in mere captions.

― Godley and Creamsicle (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 December 2022 01:41 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

The music video on YouTube now seems to have the full lyrics as subtitles, apparently the line is "You know what they say about the young" but come on now

Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 January 2026 12:25 (four months ago)

Lmao

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 16 January 2026 12:27 (four months ago)

Those youngsters, with their serapes and pennywhistles

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 January 2026 12:46 (four months ago)

They didn't put him on the guest list! Never trust a hippy.

punchy wunchy wikipedia woo (bendy), Friday, 16 January 2026 15:48 (four months ago)


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