Incredibly shit drawings of guitars

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Yeah that’s pretty bad.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

not entirely clear what the drummer is aiming for with his sticks or doing with his feet either.

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:36 (seven years ago)

Drawings of drums are generally pretty bad too, and drums are usually just cylinders! You'd think that someone who studied drawing would have a basic idea about forms.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

Like his bandmate Pete Townshend, John Entwistle played the 10-string guitar. Unlike Townshend, he was left-handed.

https://img.discogs.com/iLRUmufmUPkIQ4bzQrEJdaoYJjw=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-991282-1181559387.jpeg.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Best thread ever

Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)

Why does this cyber-tittied horselady have a fretless bass for a right arm? Passable likeness, shit context.

http://www.maidenthebeast.com/archivos/albums/metal/metal-for-muthas-front-m.jpg

Category: Animist Rock (Matt #2), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)

See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.

Haha, I think it’s worst on here... look at the angles of the neck and headstock! It’s clear the artist drew Keith’s hands first, and then very awkwardly tried to work in the gtr.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:50 (seven years ago)

fwiw I think that is actually Bill Wyman’s head on Keith’s body.

Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)

I thought Ron Wood myself. Also loving the shoes and "pirate legs", reminds me of how Han Solo was drawn in the original Star Wars adaptation.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:55 (seven years ago)

uh the guitar is good i guess but the rest is ...

http://everygamernews.com/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/7305e_spiderpunk.jpg

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)

I've seen worse!

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:08 (seven years ago)

haha yes indeed

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:10 (seven years ago)

I knew that the po-faced absurdity of DC Comics would not fail me

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/ec/91/cbec91c1f017a34b6c523d5401f96feb.jpg

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/rickjonessidekickfront_zps5cbb4895.jpg

earlnash, Sunday, 15 July 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

I was going to give that some benefit of the doubt on the neck, until I remembered how to count

El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)

Instant classic thread

flappy bird, Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:20 (seven years ago)

v good

Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:33 (seven years ago)

idk y’all these all look exactly like guitars look

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:40 (seven years ago)

another gem from the Transformers Springsteen issue
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hvuq9dU8GI/UxJn1Jhl8hI/AAAAAAAABXo/d66gmzvI-VQ/s1600/2014-03-01+17.00.28.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:24 (seven years ago)

the one in the middle is actually a shovel

Dinsdale, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:08 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

oof
http://orig08.deviantart.net/12fb/f/2009/204/5/0/guitar_player_by_asgard7.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:38 (six years ago)

These drawings never get the pickups right

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:42 (six years ago)

They also never get the gopher living in the hole

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:59 (six years ago)

https://s.put.re/21k7YLW1.jpeg

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:20 (six years ago)

Hell yeah

flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:08 (six years ago)

http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/2014/archiesgenericcelebs/22-talesfromriverdaledigest28a.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:20 (six years ago)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fc23926277e0c0e6d6f9e2bf6152b6be/tenor.gif?itemid=10458925

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:27 (six years ago)

Love this thread. That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.

Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:28 (six years ago)

n tuning pegs with n-1 strings seems to be a common theme.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:28 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/wiXmO7T.png

how about n-3 strings?

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:41 (six years ago)

that fretting hand appears to be entirely boneless

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:46 (six years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/45/30/864530c5b288369c4318069721ab2009.png

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:50 (six years ago)

veering dangerously close to an existenZ-level nightmarish flesh instrument there

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:56 (six years ago)

The organtar.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:59 (six years ago)

Boneless fretting hands were great until Popeye's ran out

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:07 (six years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Bigpink.jpg/220px-Bigpink.jpg

fetter, Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:23 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/FIRTNB7.jpg

chips moomin (unregistered), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:35 (six years ago)

ahah. is he (it ?) left handed or right handed !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

(awww I remember Titus games...)

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:42 (six years ago)

https://live.staticflickr.com/4061/4538865267_04093bfd84_b.jpg

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:36 (six years ago)

nailed the lips though

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:37 (six years ago)

I love this thread because apparently no one looks at guitars while drawing them. And yet every serious artist everywhere has been told to actually draw from life, even when (especially when) you think you know what someone or something looks like. It is as if art school is basically: you need to be looking at people and fruit to draw them. Guitars, however? Close your eyes and go to town, be as random as possible.

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:50 (six years ago)

one thing that kills drawings like this is total adherence to a particular photographic source- it doesn't matter how much nuance you put into the shading if you don't understand the mechanics and dynamics of the thing you're trying to depict

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)

also little jimmy's arms are incredibly long

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.

Actually it is a baritome saz.

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

Not to be confused with the soprama saz, a.k.a. tha sazparilla

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

Austratocaster

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 00:57 (eleven months ago)

xps well spotted

Is this Australia's greatest guitar?

The thing that makes Mr Mole's Moley 45 Aussie special even more Aussie is it is divided into each of the six states, including Tasmania, with each section made of a piece of timber sourced from that area.

visiting, Tuesday, 10 June 2025 01:23 (eleven months ago)

ah, black heart sassafras, I thought so from the stripe

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 01:55 (eleven months ago)

two months pass...

https://postimg.cc/rKD4ns7P

One came to life

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 August 2025 19:18 (nine months ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/nck1LQ2p/Screenshot-20250824-141619.png

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 24 August 2025 19:25 (nine months ago)

my eyes!!!

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 24 August 2025 21:43 (nine months ago)

Oops thanks Kim!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 August 2025 23:40 (nine months ago)

it's melting

budo jeru, Monday, 25 August 2025 00:05 (nine months ago)

👻

Crispy Ambulance Chaser (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 25 August 2025 00:29 (nine months ago)

Ha thats exactly what i thought too. It’s kinda fugly adorable but in a “i would never touch that eww” way.

beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Monday, 25 August 2025 00:39 (nine months ago)

https://images.genius.com/14fca0fea142cd2711dd3257da854df6.600x600x1.png

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 August 2025 20:37 (nine months ago)

Re that "One came to life" photo... when i first saw it i thought it was just a wonky image where the perspective is off or which has been stretched weirdly... but then you see the straight lines of the case and neck and realize nope that's how the guitar actually looks.

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 29 August 2025 21:09 (nine months ago)

eight months pass...

Ironically, from the Vox patent application for the wah pedal:
https://i.imgur.com/G1Pxfzq.jpeg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 May 2026 06:31 (two weeks ago)

Interesting that the strings connect straight to the tuning keys without having to be threaded through a post like usual.

mirostones, Friday, 22 May 2026 09:01 (two weeks ago)

matttkkkk that "content is not viewable in my region"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 May 2026 10:00 (two weeks ago)


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