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― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 July 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
clockin the impala you should be clockin the time
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 July 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link
JUST IN New Tame Impala flat brim hats will come in 2 colors and will have the words "Tame Impala" embroidered on the front just above the brim. We will update when new developments become available.
― Evan, Friday, 13 July 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link
No matter how far they stretch, their tones and rhythms always cohere, making their music as mesmerizing as a hypnotist’s swinging clock.
read this as "cock"
― ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 13 July 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
still reading it that way, tbh
― ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 13 July 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link
really glad to hear this record has coherent tones & rhythms, things you don't often find in music.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 July 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link
https://oct.co/essays/pitchfork-music-festival-beer-set-times-lineup-2018
― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
Earl Sweatshirt’s cancellation is disappointing, but thanks to the addition of Tierra Whack the only thing that should be grumpy is your beer. The Old Man Grumpy to be exact, a dry-hopped pale ale that’s sharp beyond expectations, just like the playful and surprising wit of young Philadelphia hip-hop phenom Tierra Whack, who will tear through a performance of her 15 minute album Whack World before you finish that beer.
― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link
Fleet Foxes’ brand of Americana has always had a little something extra, just like the 312 Urban Wheat, a still smooth-drinking wheat, but with enough brightness to make it an excellent evening-ender.
lmbo
― devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
holy shit whiney's posts are real quotes lol
― marcos, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link
i def read those as whiney satire lmbo.
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
immune to parody
― devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
october is the dumbest thing, why the fuck are they still running it
― marcos, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link
“Launching new verticals” is what you do when you can’t afford to “pivot to video” I think
― devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link
throw some verticals on the wall and see what sticks
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link
it makes me feel special to listen to the october podcast knowing that i am the only person who has listened to that episode
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link
they're getting enough money from somebody -- prob some beer corp -- to make it worth their while
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link
all the beers in that essay are goose island so they're getting inbev money
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
Look at the pics, it's a total advertorial (also, small print at bottom of page -- "ZX Ventures, a division within AB InBev, is an investor in October"). They should have a more prominent notice, tho.
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link
The piece also fails to mention all the time you'll be standing in line at the porta-potties after drinking all day at a festival.
Finally -- this is really, really dumb:
7:30 p.m.: Courtney Barnett and Kubaba KuwawaAustralian rocker Courtney Barnett writes songs that could be episodes of Seinfeld, with verses about nothing that address everything. That indie rock tradition dates back to the days of Pavement, but what makes Barnett so appealing is that the songs are so damn fun. By this point in the evening, you should be in that same mode and really content to drink whatever a friend hands you, be that a glass of frose or the dry-hopped guava Kubaba Kuwawa (brewed in coordination with womens’ beer non-profit Pink Boots Society).
Australian rocker Courtney Barnett writes songs that could be episodes of Seinfeld, with verses about nothing that address everything. That indie rock tradition dates back to the days of Pavement, but what makes Barnett so appealing is that the songs are so damn fun. By this point in the evening, you should be in that same mode and really content to drink whatever a friend hands you, be that a glass of frose or the dry-hopped guava Kubaba Kuwawa (brewed in coordination with womens’ beer non-profit Pink Boots Society).
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link
what are you in the mood for? anything, at this point in the day. like courtney barnett? yeah, she definitely has that 'everything' vibe. here, have a kubaba kuwawa
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
you should be in that same mode and really content to drink whatever a friend hands you
this is dangerous advice
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link
https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/great-records-you-may-have-missed-spring-2018/was this posted? usually good stuff in there
― niels, Thursday, 19 July 2018 12:10 (five years ago) link
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, July 17, 2018 6:34 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, I realize this isn't why this was posted here but there are a lot of asides along these lines ("don’t stress it, drink whatever ends up in your cup") that makes it... very clear this was written by "passionate millennial males" hopefully for them too. it seems especially weird given that RAINN is a partner and "don't take an eye off your drink, ever" is drilled into every girl's brain from like age 12
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link
also shout out to fellow sponsor the chicago blackhawks
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― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
slow news day
Jesse Camp, Former MTV VJ, Found After Being Reported Missing
― Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link
eh, won’t knock them for covering that; it was all over the music / pop-culture news y’day
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
Ok - now I'm down w/"slow news day": https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/is-the-era-of-hotel-trashing-rock-stars-over-fjm-arctic-monkeys/
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link
slow thinkpiece decade
who smells worse dya think, jesse camp or pete doherty
― brimstead, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
trick question. answer is post malone
― maura, Friday, 27 July 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
Mark Richardson is leaving, apparently :(
https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/mark-richardsons-greatest-hits/
― ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Monday, 30 July 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
maybe he'll unblock me now
― 5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 July 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link
v good writer indeed, impressive tribute
― niels, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 06:12 (five years ago) link
So with introduction of the not especially well named Levels --- is this a sort of muffler for the inordinate amount of hip-hop that has topped the end of the year lists the past couple, maybe?
― 57mg/20floz, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link
seems like there's been in uptick in number of hip hop reviews-- 146 so far this year. Nearly as many as they did in the entirety of 2015 (156)
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link
Hey look, a 1,500 word commercial for a luxury watch
https://pitchfork.com/levels/objectified-raps-obsession-with-patek-philippe/
― Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 9 August 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
Hahaha, oh wow
― outside, you're never alone. (Austin), Thursday, 9 August 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
I barely read this site anymore, it's long slow slide into irrelevant marketing garbage clicks aggregator is nearly complete
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 August 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link
I read that in Darth Vader voice (not sure if intentional)
― empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Thursday, 9 August 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link
Genius says ONE THIRD of songs on the Hot 100 in 2017 mention that watch which seems, highly improbable to me
one-third of the songs on the billboard hot 100 in 2017 included a patek mention 💎https://t.co/URv47SFLsA— Genius (@Genius) August 1, 2018
― 5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 August 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
Sunday review is great
― flopson, Thursday, 9 August 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
it does feel super rap-heavy lately xp
― marcos, Monday, 13 August 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link
This strikes me as perhaps not the classiest of headlines:
Aretha Franklin Dead: Paul McCartney, Chance the Rapper, Diana Ross, More React
― empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link
ugh, articles about celebs tweeting rip are the worst
― President Keyes, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link
though oddly the headline I see is:
Aretha Franklin Remembered: Brian Wilson, Cat Power, Missy Elliott, and More Pay Tribute
― President Keyes, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link
it's a few articles to the right of that one, on the same row
― empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link
(obv. that 2nd one is the "right" way to do the headline)
― empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
Queen of Seo
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 16 August 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link