pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

Lol, Jenn Pelly's review of 'Human Performance' kinda did that, a lot of talk about how great the lyrics are, and then the first lines quoted are: You look so nice/ Chinese fried rice

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21597-human-performance/

You could no longer brush these guys off as mere Modern Lovers rip-offs, as you might have around 2012's clangoring, whip-smart Light Up Gold.

Uhhh... you “might have,” if you have an brain-meltingly broad idea of what constitutes a “mere Modern Lovers rip-off.”

yeah, Parquet Courts are actually pretty good and not fucking terrible like the Modern Lovers

Unexpected take... I thought the Modern Lovers’ appeal was pretty universal.

Nah, the Modern Lovers were crap. (I've never heard Parquet Courts and never will if I can help it.)

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i actually listened to the one citizen king album they put out. it's like beck except not good. anyways one of the members went on to mix j dilla records and the lead dude became an electroclash guy (mount sims)

just want to drop this useless knowledge

lol fuck wrong topic

new parquet courts is their best imo they’ve shed the modern lovers pavement comparisons and really come into their own

jonathan richman the 🐐

I never thought PC sounded much like either of those bands, but nbd.

hot take: snail mail is good

hotter take: investing in an artist based on their potential (often derived through their personality rather than their formal ability to prove themselves thus far) is entirely fine

this is a very anti-moneyball thought process opinion, but sports isn't music

who is unperson irl

Ph1l Fr33m@n

who is unperson irl

Who wants to know?

hotter take: investing in an artist based on their potential (often derived through their personality rather than their formal ability to prove themselves thus far) is entirely fine

― austinb, Monday, July 2, 2018 12:53 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

potential for what? and what personality? I've read a few Snail Mail interviews (including Pelly's thinkpiece) and it seems to me that this is a person with no strong opinions about anything

who is unperson irl

Who wants to know?

Are you Jimmy Ray?

classic for "Turtles have this fuck you attitude"

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau)

volman and kaylan kind of do...

So does Raphael

https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/the-story-of-girl-groups-in-45-songs/

Good list, but...Wilson Phillips?!

Nothing says 2018 like the fact that I don't know whether that post means you are aghast at their exclusion or shocked by their inclusion from this list (which I have nor read and do not plan to read).

The song is fucking dreadful. Does that help?

Using “girl group” outside the 1960s context is always strange to me (and I don’t think many of those ‘60s groups even liked the term).

I like this one
https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/7857816/100-greatest-girl-group-songs

Can it be that the power of corporations like Apple and Spotify has become so great, these companies believe they can bend the meaning of words themselves? We see the reach for that kind of power in politics all the time: the meaning of words like “choice,” “freedom,” and above all “America” are wrestled over, as if determining their interpretation will determine our behaviors. Spotify can push Scorpion on its listeners, but I would venture that no one will like it any more than they did before it became so “recommended.” The use of power to warp language might fool some of us, some of the time. But in the end, that power crumbles surprisingly fast when we assert the truth of words—and own them.

This seems a bit... overheated

Someone's been taking intro to post-structuralism lol

Skimmed Baudrillard’s Wikipedia page

https://pitchfork.com/news/whats-good-this-week-the-100-best-songs-of-q2-2018/

shreiber's quarterly playlists are good stuff imo

https://pitchfork.com/news/tim-allen-discusses-his-collection-of-paintings-by-guided-by-voices-tobin-sprout-in-lengthy-interview/

https://i.imgur.com/8Ug0Tp9.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog

i'm sorry. that video is disturbing. it's chronological, and it is disturbing to watch the children slowly grow up in that environment

just can't wait to be.. a teen

On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested in the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 grams (1.43 lb) of cocaine. He subsequently pleaded guilty to drug trafficking charges and provided the names of other dealers in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years rather than a possible life imprisonment. He was paroled on June 12, 1981, after serving two years and four months in Federal Correctional Institution, Sandstone in Sandstone, Minnesota.[26][27][28]

Fuckin' narc.

Tame Impala Reveal New Tour Merch

No matter how far they stretch, their tones and rhythms always cohere, making their music as mesmerizing as a hypnotist’s swinging clock.

hypnotists swing pocketwatches, nobody swings a fucking clock.

just heaving a six foot grandfather clock to and fro

mesmerizing

https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-07-2015/bIgbzN.gif

clockin the impala you should be clockin the time

JUST IN New Tame Impala flat brim hats will come in 2 colors and will have the words "Tame Impala" embroidered on the front just above the brim. We will update when new developments become available.

No matter how far they stretch, their tones and rhythms always cohere, making their music as mesmerizing as a hypnotist’s swinging clock.

read this as "cock"

still reading it that way, tbh

really glad to hear this record has coherent tones & rhythms, things you don't often find in music.

https://oct.co/essays/pitchfork-music-festival-beer-set-times-lineup-2018

Earl Sweatshirt’s cancellation is disappointing, but thanks to the addition of Tierra Whack the only thing that should be grumpy is your beer. The Old Man Grumpy to be exact, a dry-hopped pale ale that’s sharp beyond expectations, just like the playful and surprising wit of young Philadelphia hip-hop phenom Tierra Whack, who will tear through a performance of her 15 minute album Whack World before you finish that beer.

Fleet Foxes’ brand of Americana has always had a little something extra, just like the 312 Urban Wheat, a still smooth-drinking wheat, but with enough brightness to make it an excellent evening-ender.

lmbo