HYPERBALLOT: ILM Artist Poll #88 -- Björk Resultsness

So literally all of these got first place votes that were also their only votes:

All is Full of Love (Howie's Version)
All is Full of Love (Plaid Remix)
All is Full of Love (Video Version)
Anchor Song, The (Strings Version)
Blissing Me (serpentwithfeet Remix)
Crystalline (Omar Souleyman Remix)
Earth Intruders (xxxchange mix)
Pagan Poetry (Infusion Mix)
Sun in My Mouth (recomposed by Ensemble)
Virus (Hudson Mohawke Peaches & Guacamol Remix)
Who Is It (Bogdan Raczinski)

Full results:

Human Behavior (Underworld Mix)	29	4
One Day (Springs Eternal Mix)	26	3
Who Is It (Vitalic Mix)	22	3
Dull Flame of Desire, The (Modeselektor Remix for Girls)	21	3
Big Time Sensuality (The Fluke Minimix)	19	2
Hyper-ballad (Brodsky Quartet)	17	2
Isobel (Transfunk Remix)	17	2
Violently Happy (Masters at Work 12")	17	2
Family (Katie Gately Remix)	16	2
Isobel (Deodato Mix)	15	2
It's In Our Hands (Soft Pink Truth Mix)	15	2
Big Time Sensuality (Justin Robertson Lionrock Wigout Vox)	14	2
I Miss You (Sunshine Mix)	12	2
All is Full of Love (Howie's Version)	10	1
All is Full of Love (Plaid Remix)	10	1
All is Full of Love (Video Version)	10	1
Anchor Song, The (Strings Version)	10	1
Blissing Me (serpentwithfeet Remix)	10	1
Crystalline (Omar Souleyman Remix)	10	1
Earth Intruders (xxxchange mix)	10	1
Pagan Poetry (Infusion Mix)	10	1
Sun in My Mouth (recomposed by Ensemble)	10	1
Virus (Hudson Mohawke Peaches & Guacamol Remix)	10	1
Who Is It (Bogdan Raczinski)	10	1
All is Full of Love (In Love with Funkstörung)	9	1
Come To Me (Black Dog Mix)	9	1
Cover Me (Dillinja Mix)	9	1
Hidden Forest, A (Björk vs. The Cure)	9	1
Hidden Place (Knick & The Enemy Remix)	9	1
Human Behavior (Speedy J Remix)	9	1
Mutual Core (These New Puritans remix)	9	1
Violently Happy (Fluke - Even Tempered)	9	1
Virus (Matthew Herbert's Fever Mix)	9	1
Black Lake (Viola Organista Version)	8	1
"Declare Independence (Mark Stent Instrumental)
Declare Independence (Mark Stent Instrumental)
Declare Independence (Mark Stent Instrumental)
Declare Independence (Mark Stent Instrumental)
Declare Independence (Mark Stent Instrumental)"	8	1
Hunter (µ-Ziq Remix)	8	1
Hyper-ballad (Tee's Freeze Mix)	8	1
Kindness Kind (Delikate Impostors Remix)	8	1
Possibly Maybe (Brodsky Quartet Live at Union Chapel)	8	1
Sacrifice (Death Grips Remix)	8	1
Violently Happy (Basso Hitto Dubbo)	7	1
Arisen My Senses (Lanark Artefax Remix)	7	1
Big Time Sensuality (Plaid Remix)	7	1
Hyper-ballad (Girls Blouse Mix)	7	1
Hyper-ballad (Over the Edge Mix)	7	1
Joga (Introvert Breaks Mix)	7	1
Pagan Poetry (Matthew Herbert Handshake Mix)	7	1
All is Full of Love (Cass Breaks Remix)	6	1
Big Time Sensuality (Morales Def Club Mix)	6	1
Hollow (16-bit Remix)	6	1
Mutual Core (Matthew Herbert's Teutonic Plates Mix)	6	1
Stonemilker (Forest Swords Remix)	6	1

Which brings us to ...

MUSIC VIDEOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1QtZqCiP7s

10. Isobel (1995) -- 33 points; 4 votes; 1 first-place vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htobTBlCvUU

10. It's Oh So Quiet (1995) -- 33 points; 4 votes (tie)

And Bjork seriously needs to improve the quality of her videos on YouTube. 360p? It's 2018.

Damn. Fast moving poll is moving fast.

I'll be stretching the 60 tracks across 4 days, so it'll slow down considerably soon enough.

ty be still my beating heart

It's Oh So Quiet is one of those videso that really adds to my appreciation of the song

yowza i missed a bunch

kinda surprised vespertine almost caught homogenic! esp considering everyone assumed a homo-post-debut finish? or at least someone did in the other thread and i just assumed they'd be right because it was the first prediction i read?

i was out on sugarcubes and i didn't think the remixes thru too well but i am looking fwd to listening to both of those lists!

v excited for these music videos, idk if there is an artist with more good vids than bjork, gonna say no

and i don't even like gondry videos that much!

https://vimeo.com/89136302

09. Wanderlust (2008) -- 34 points; 4 votes; 1 first-place vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJRiBDMfrTU

I just watched the Greatest Hits DVD for the first time last night and the "It's Oh So Quiet" video looks like washed-out shit and was almost definitely transferred from a VHS tape. But all the other videos look p good so far and I am p sure the rip on the Spike Jonze Director's Label DVD looks great so idk what gives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqF8_UcUQdQ

08. Pagan Poetry (2001) -- 35 points; 4 votes; 2 first-place votes

Ahh... looking at this video as a teenager to see artful breasts... souvenirs souvenirs.
Tomorrow there will be many posts so I just wanna say in advance that when the Venus as a Boy video gets posted, the people who have read the graphic deviant sex-shitfest Story of the Eye (Lord Auch) can look at this innocent kitchen and those eggs in a totally new way. I don't know who made that connection though.

I"m going to be so mad if the "Violently Happy" video places

the last 7 HAVE to be "Human Behavior", "Army of Me", "Big Time Sensuality", "All is Full Of Love", "Bachelorette", and "Who Is It", and "Triumph of a Heart", right????

Like, "Cut to the Feeling" LSFYL mad?

xp I think Wanderlust and Pagan Poetry are two of her greatest videos, and am curious as to which ones people liked better

xp no I could never be that mad at anything ever again

Pagan Poetry was my number 1, just astonishing as a performance and as a piece of visual art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5-4GdzXWw

07. Big Time Sensuality (1993) -- 37 points; 5 votes

This however, is not.

I mean, not for nothing was it projected four-stories-tall at MOMA.

I really love this video!

makes me wish I had been there to see the filming of it

Catch a few glimpses here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOrGYzNUBVM

love the dgaf style of acting/dancing on the truck with people agape in the streets, released as the video to her first single!

This video is so near and dear to my heart and fills me w such joy

all the debut-era videos are so excellent

Except apparently "Violently Happy," as per Stevie D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwV9W9Mj9uY

06. Army of Me (1995) -- 42 points; 5 votes; 1 first-place vote

Honestly, I can only think of one Bjork video that does nothing in the slightest for me and that's "Play Dead," obvs.

xp the extreme wide angle (fish eye?) filming lens in Big Time Sensuality really contributes to feeling of joyful exhibitionism, too

big time sensuality video is iconic come on

thrilled the underworld mix won

I had never seen "Army of Me" before last night and was blown away, it def would have been in my top 3 if I'd voted

it’s such a powerful and bizarre video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgVsxaqYgA

05. Triumph of the Heart (2005) -- 65 points; 8 votes; 1 first-place vote

😽

too low!!!

love the way the triumph of the heart video expands the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnZzE89Qn7w

04. Hyperballad (1996) -- 78 points; 10 votes; 1 first-place vote

“hyberballad” is a visual perfectly suited toward its song, my favorite thing is the way the camera sways in time to the low bass riff and also hologram björk and also 8-bit avatar björk

it also makes me cry for some reason

oh my god "Who Is It" isnt' going to place is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDbPYoaAiyc

03. Human Behavior (1993) -- 93 points; 11 votes; 3 first-place votes

oh my god "Who Is It" isnt' going to place is it

― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, May 7, 2018 1:05 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never felt any kind of way about this video even though the bell dress rules

the only Bjork videos I have a hard time watching are Hidden Place and Vertebrae by Vertebrae, both are disturbing to me

(although beautiful at the same time)