lovin' this guy's work...
― wear a latex or you might be getting that late text (stevie), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link
<3
― jed_, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link
# Oh shit - just said Swinden make some noise. I'm in Swansea3:54 PM Apr 29th from TwitterBerry
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― jed_, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link
# This queue is to long - I'm puttin your stuff back about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Primark be busy!
― carson dial, Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I think this is the twitter page to make finally get tweeting.
― I wanna be your toy boy (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
u can read it without twatting
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
really? even better.
― I wanna be your toy boy (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
But you can't shout out to Westwood unless you're a twatter!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 May 2009 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link
The urge to make some kind of "twat Westwood" is overwhelming...
― snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"twat Westwood" joke, I mean
― snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:23 (fifteen years ago) link
'Westwood is a Twat (allegedly)' isn't on youtube :(
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
― snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link
TimWestwood Was I the only person who didn't watch the football? There was a good show on bbc1 about losin weight 19 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Other dj played mad mash ups - hate that. Confuse the fuck out of me - you don't know what's goin on. He's playin BIGGIE on Frank Sinatra
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label
― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link
"Is their a doctor on twitter - need to ask somethin personel"
worrying! :(
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
But that album came out in 2005 and you were still repping him hard in January 2008
― gaz vs zga (sic), Friday, 29 May 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Tell a friend to tell a friend to get on the Westwood twitter train - first stop happy town about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
"first stop happy town"??
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 May 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
TimWestwoodRadio 1 the place Westwood calls home like Castle Grey Skulls to He Man, like sewage system to Ninja Turtles, like gutters to crack heads.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 5 June 2009 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Woke up worryin about Wiley turnin up on Sunday. Of all people why did he make a song about wearing a watch - it makes no sense.
^ quality lollage
It's finally come out it was arranged for Em to teabag Bruno - but it went wrong as Em ended up rimming him! Don't be jealous
# Just walked into this club in Forest Gate to hang out & there's flyers with my name on sayin I'm playin there. Pissed!9:13 PM May 30th from web
# And now the promoter's telling me some shit. F#@k it I'm gonna McDonalds for breakfast9:21 PM May 30th from web
not sure if this one's a joke:
Blazin Squad in the buildin pre recordin for 1Xtra - any questions u wanna ask them?
― other instrument (sic), Saturday, 6 June 2009 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link
to continue on from the Wiley lols:
I'm a fuckin idiot for bookin Wiley - if you see me on the road shout 'WHY WESTWOOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!'
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Sunday, 7 June 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Seems there was a big misunderstandin today - I was talkin about Jo Whiley at Radio 1 - I don't know the other artist one
― other instrument (sic), Monday, 8 June 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link
his interviews with ciara and idis elba on saturday were quality. westwoods interviews>>>the music he plays.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label"
tim westwoods shows arent about the music anymore.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
has any "independent lady" taken up tim's offer to "treat you at primark" yet?
― Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 8 June 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
has he started taking it easy with the explosions? i wanted more of those on saturday. i dunno if tims just showing more of his humour or if hes got great producers behind him but he was seriously bringing the lols.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
personally i'd like him to play more music and newer more vital stuff not six months of stanky leg and do the halle berry.
does he have any gigs left other than the usaf bases?
― Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 8 June 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
westwoods only as good as whoevers 'assisting' him. i dunno who he has sourcing stuff for him now. but yeah, theyre not doing the best job. his shows are really mish mashy these days - theres got to be other stuff out there worth playing. (i say theres got to be, cos i havent got the energy to sift through all the hip hop out there anymore, but there must be - i think he was playing jeezys put on on sat which is cool, but that tracks pretty old now).
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
# Ciara asked me to take her shoppin today her favourite shop is Top Shop but I suggested Primark. She hadn't heard of it but I'm tight.about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry
# just brought Ciara 7 pairs of shoes, 10 dresses, 3 bags and matching accessories - spent £112. Is that enuff to guarantee a jump-off?about 14 hours ago from web
― other instrument (sic), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link
50 Cent'll be having a word with him then.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 08:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Tim getting philosophical on the deep issues:
having bad day - what the f**k is up with me today? I can't of got outta bed on the wrong side cos my bed's up against a wall - so what's up
― ghetto nanna (sic), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I really know how to get the good seats on Easy Jet - be the last on the first bus to the plane. Head for the second row of grey headrests.about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
― jed_, Sunday, 28 June 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Set the phone alarm wrong - got up far to early. Gone back to bed. Now the cleaner's arrived.
Tidying up so she can clean. Watchin her use the same cloth to clean every room is makin me feel like a victim.
I watchin her clean the kitchen floor with the same cloth - where is that goin to go next! I need to get a mop or something.
The only way she can clean the bedroom carpet is by goin to Carpet Warehouse
― jed_, Sunday, 28 June 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link
There was charging €25 on the door & over a 1000 people turned up. Amazin people was payin that cos I'm really an £8 dj. My fees are goin up
― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 29 June 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
ust landed Faliraki - with all these resorts I'm goin to this summer - I must lose my virginity. Praise the lord & live in hope.
― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Just finished rippin Club Ice in Aya Napia - lookin forward to the after party at Club Bed with DJ Pillow. Time to fall back baby.
― surm? lol (sic), Friday, 17 July 2009 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link
These all inclusive hotels mean you eat for 10 people cos its free food & I'm a greedy muthf#ka. If I was here for 2 weeks I'd explode & die
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 July 2009 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link
OH MY GOD HE'S THE NEW PETER SELLERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeRySTqLHvs
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Friday, 11 September 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
He looks an awful lot like David Byrne in some of those shots.
― MaresNest, Saturday, 12 September 2009 06:28 (fourteen years ago) link
lege.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Saturday, 12 September 2009 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link
actual lol at the security jobsworthwood
― Young Scott Young (sic), Saturday, 12 September 2009 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I wd fucking die for this man.
― Nostalgie de la Bwoyee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link
TimWestwood Just passed Rolf Harris - damn! should've twitpic. 10 minutes ago from UberTwitter
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 September 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Tonite Aberdeen Uni freshers party at Tiger Tiger. I'm goin in hard like the go in go hard brother that I am.
Went down to breakfast late & the chief had just thrown out the porridge! In Aberdeen & can't get no porridge! A devastating start to my day
These Scottish pound notes are confusing me. I'm keep ripping myself off givin away money!
I feel really sick about the Aberdeen University Freshers Party last nite After the gig I took the Loch Ness monster back to the hotel.
The only good thing about spending last nite at the hotel with Nasty Ness was that she had a long neck
― calvin klein pee coat (sic), Sunday, 27 September 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Tonite Club Suju Swindon - come party with Westwood & I'll give you the flu. Then you really can say Westwood makes you sick.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Got an Ikea flat pack - my most ambitious DIY project of all time. Its a desk! 11:41 AM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
I have totally over-reached - I'm in serious trouble with this flat pack!!!!!! about 23 hours ago from web
the desk in my office is goin to be over 25 foot long!!!! it's goin to be a real powerful look!!! about 23 hours ago from web
these tools are useless - I'm talking about Matt who keeps loosing important bits about 23 hours ago from web
the floor can't be level about 23 hours ago from web
there must be bits missin from the flat pack - bastards! about 23 hours ago from web
has anyone in the central London got a set of allen keys? about 22 hours ago from web
― go in go hard brother (Billy Dods), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
heavy lol after heavy lol after heavy lol
― The Velvet Undieground & RythNico-Fascist (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
how can anyone not love this man?
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
i dont think theres another presenter on 1xtra as compelling as westwood. they almost dont deserve him.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link