pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Just saw the Liz Phair set got a 10.0. This is a case where the score seems higher than the degree of enthusiasm expressed in the review (tho it’s a v appreciative review).

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 3 May 2018 00:51 (six years ago) link

to clarify, I meant critical rebuttals and ongoing conversation from staff and contributors

never comments

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link

Ah gotcha

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:03 (six years ago) link

if they really fucked up and assigned a low score to an album that's universally loved it could have an editor apologizing in an escalating manner about how they wish they could delete the original score but the database doesn't work that way

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link

waiting for the 10.0 redress for the original review of her eponymous 2003 album.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:06 (six years ago) link

I was just gonna ask – is Phair the only artist to have received both a 0.0 and a 10.0 from the Fork? Inquiring minds wanna know

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:14 (six years ago) link

To answer my own question – I see “Daydream Nation” was granted a retrospective 10.0 (and that article upthread says “NYC Ghosts...” got 0.0).

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link

Flaming Lips too! Zaireeka got a 0.0 and Soft Bulletin got a 10.0.

jmm, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:26 (six years ago) link

The guy resented having to buy three more CD players, iirc.

jmm, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

he had no friends for borrowing, a 0.0 tragedy

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link

0.0 friends.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:35 (six years ago) link

Zaireeka was pretty fuckin cool, my friend had a party where he had 4 CD players, lot of work but it was a good gimmick

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

tbh we should have been warned at that point or before that they were always in search of gimmicks and maybe pitchfork caught that

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:41 (six years ago) link

zaireeka tour was cool, boombox army from the audience onstage

j., Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link

lol

aren't there albums every year that end up in P4k's top 50 that didn't receive an 8+ score or BNM? I don't think this means much, even for them

Dan S, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link

there has to be at least one act that's released an album before march before their summer tour wasn't locked-in, got jettisoned by pitchfork when their main demographic is venues who book in that vein, that never got near the year-end list because they didn't have a popular summer tour

probably just one because that's a confluence of events but

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

hahaha!

Dan S, Thursday, 3 May 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link

Zaireeka was pretty fuckin cool, my friend had a party where he had 4 CD players, lot of work but it was a good gimmick

― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, May 2, 2018 9:39 PM (yesterday) Bookmark

i held one of these at the 40 Watt in Athens GA. we had huge PA speakers setup with the 4 cd players and opening bands and stuff. it was really awesome (tho i think most people had dipped out by the main event to get high somewhere). "Riding to Work in the Year 2525" and ""The Train Runs Over the Camel But Is Derailed by the Gnat" are as good as anything on The Soft Bulletin

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 May 2018 11:48 (six years ago) link

Eazy Duz It came out at the same time as SoC

yeah but much of Compton is re-recordings and electro interregnum leftovers, Eazy-Duz-It is a step forward in terms of Dre producing a cohesive album, live arrangements, etc

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Thursday, 3 May 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

tru
actually listened to DOC and it's still amazing but maybe not an evolutionary step so much as a sidestep, dre making an album with a more east coast feel, or merging current east coast stuff with a west coast vibe

Livin Like Hustlers probably feels the most like a step towards the Chronic now

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

high five: The Last Song totally sounds like a proto-Chronic jam.

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

i'm still waiting for the day when i can find an affordable copy of uncle sam's curse. by above the law. on vinyl OR cd. it hasn't happened yet.

scott seward, Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

the ABBA thing today is so bad, jeez

flopson, Thursday, 3 May 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

skimmed, landed on this sentence, wtf:

This is how ideology works: by presenting a convincing, sometimes disingenuous account of your culture and identity.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 3 May 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

this piece is straight bonkers!

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 3 May 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

i took the headline "A band beyond taste" as an indication that it would be more bullshit narrative wankery that is 100% about rock criticism and 0% about music.

ABBA rules because it's songs rule, this is why they are huge. taste has nothing to do w it.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 May 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

seeing "The Pitch" right under the headline = skip this article

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 May 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

:'(

tylerw, Thursday, 3 May 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

I like the detail of the writer being this jaded/cool at age "6 or 7":

When “Dancing Queen” kicked in, my response was not active resistance but ambient distaste. Sounds like a classic, I thought, instantly forgetting it existed.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 3 May 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

ABBA is one of those bands that I admire/respect in theory but never, ever have the urge to actually listen to

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 May 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link

mostly listen to ABBA when I feel like dancing but also sometimes when I really wanna rock out to this jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf7xZhzgF7A

niels, Thursday, 3 May 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

my favourite ABBA atm is ‘Eagle’ which I only recently realised sounds like it could’ve been made by some obscure folk rock band like Trees or Mellow Candle or someone

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 3 May 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

When I was 6 or 7 I loved pretty much any song I was listening too.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 3 May 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

dancing queen is the pinnacle of all pop music. it's scary, almost psychedelic

flappy bird, Friday, 4 May 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link

Zaireeka rules. Played it with 3 at my buddies - dove tailed into a k hole and called it a day. Deserves a 8 at least

done and dusted (Ross), Friday, 4 May 2018 05:14 (six years ago) link

Best ABBA is solider

done and dusted (Ross), Friday, 4 May 2018 05:15 (six years ago) link

“Ring Ring” or gtfo

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 4 May 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/what-chelsea-manning-is-listening-to-right-now/

I’m, uh...not sure of what to make of the fact that this exists.

triggercut, Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

This was on a playlist I made in 2015 [while in prison]

we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

this piece is bad

maura, Friday, 18 May 2018 12:15 (six years ago) link

leavebritneyalone.mp4

That is a weird article and I read nothing but weird responses to it after it was posted yesterday.

I think it's a good line of query but that article was missing all the targets, a little more focus and research would've been useful

i.e. There is a neurological reason as to why "creative" people struggle with perceptions of their selfhood, and why commentary-- not just professional reviews, but Youtube comments, random tweets, and off-hand comments from family members at Thanksgiving dinner-- tends to cause an inordinate amount of internal upheaval. It's been studied and it could have been researched and commented upon.

or, i.e. There is also a tendency in music writers to, essentially, write like toxic fans. There is less an engagement with the work, and more of a desire to exert control over the artist who created it-- or a desire to assert one's own selfhood in the criticism. Sometimes music writers transcend this?

My favourite song is when a music writer/critic finally releases their long-awaited first book and then has "an emotional moment" on Facebook because they've never had to face criticism-of-their-work before. Suddenly, these new authors realize that their prospective readers are not only interacting with their talent and viewpoint, but also responding to their appearance, their age, their id, their history of poorly-chosen words, the circumstances of their book's release, comparison to other similar books, commentary on the jacket and blurbs, remarks about the author's family history, remarks about what the critic had to eat before they read the book, or mutual friends with the author that the critic happens to know (and attendant anecdotes), and then the first-time author feels shocked and appalled that a commentator might be judging them based on criteria beyond their control. It's my favourite song! despite my love and care for these writers/authors it feels somewhat vindicating to be like "you see? you see how crazy it is to 'make work you're proud of' but then have that work be subject to 'judgement of your selfhood'?"

nevertheless, he stopped (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:44 (six years ago) link

r, i.e. There is also a tendency in music writers to, essentially, write like toxic fans. There is less an engagement with the work, and more of a desire to exert control over the artist who created it-- or a desire to assert one's own selfhood in the criticism. Sometimes music writers transcend this?

It's a tendency that goes back further, I think. When I was younger I was enraptured with Oscar Wilde's "The Critic as Artist," in which he asserted (among many other things) that the artist exists for the critic, not the other way around.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link

I think the article had a lot of good points to make about all the clueless white know-nothings running amok in our improbable media bubble, but the fact that this piece somehow conflates that with a mental health problem is what makes the article v strange. I think if it was just called Music Writing Sucks Now, it would have hit its target, but (and, let's be clear, I blame an editor, not the writer) it was shoehorned into a box for MENTAL HEALTH WEEK on DAZED DIGITAL.

we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link

clueless white know-nothings running amok

does this fail to describe any age of music writing

they've never had to face criticism-of-their-work before

at first i was like “how is this even possible anymore” but then i suppose the public event of putting out a book is more comparable to putting out an album than writing a piece that got withering twitter comments

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

xp @ Alfred lol I hate that essay. Wilde plays all the same rhetorical games that J*rdan P*terson does. Drop an unresearched stinkbomb, proclaim the idea to be dangerous "ah but are not all ideas dangerous?" then grow weary of the discourse and propose instead that we look at the roses and the amaranth as the sun rises

nevertheless, he stopped (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

@ Brad ya it's a very specific experience! It is uniquely dehumanizing

nevertheless, he stopped (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 18 May 2018 13:02 (six years ago) link

@ Whiney there is a distinct connection between "the creative act" and "a mental health phenomenon"-- one that I've only learned about casually in therapy and online reading-- but has been described to me as the link between "creative states" and "manic states" in people with bipolar disorder. In a sentence: it is hard for creative people to hold on to any fact and believe it to be actually true; they will flip-flop, second-guess themselves, redefine their relationship-to-their-self. But yeah, that article was not about that

nevertheless, he stopped (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 18 May 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

it is hard for creative people to hold on to any fact and believe it to be actually true; they will flip-flop, second-guess themselves, redefine their relationship-to-their-self

kinda ot, but it was nice to see this written out, not to make this about my own horseshit but i’ve been kinda locked inside this dynamic lately, so thank you fgti

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 18 May 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link


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