"Wonderwall": I Don't Get It

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pick out a sequence of lazy string fingerings. tune the guitar to make it all sound acceptable.

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:28 (eight years ago)

the laziest way to play is to just strum and change tuning in real time

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)

proposed oasis lineup:
liam gallagher
marty friedman
jad fair
tony levin on chapman stick
meg white

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:32 (eight years ago)

liam gallagher
marty feldman
jad fair
bernard levin on chapman pincher
meg white

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:33 (eight years ago)

i like this song because i was 10 when it was insanely popular

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:46 (eight years ago)

When I was 10 'Don't Worry Be Happy' was insanely popular.

nashwan, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:49 (eight years ago)

Also a good song

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:01 (eight years ago)

No, they sound nice, that's why he uses them, he likes them, they please him, that's how it works. (xp)

― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 4:18 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of course he likes them, which is why he chooses to play them that way, which is why he plays guitar that way. Obviously. Also, because it's within his admittedly limited ability.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:42 (eight years ago)

Oh go away and learn to play the guitar yourself, or do something interesting with your life, just leave us alone.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:47 (eight years ago)

Tom - for one thing, I already know how to play guitar, and secondly it's not really my problem when someone tries to disagree with me by actually agreeing with me and gets pissy when it gets pointed out.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 19:05 (eight years ago)

for you, turrican: https://youtu.be/LG4hOjJ9tEs

stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 19:17 (eight years ago)

(xp) No, you're right, it's not your problem, it's our problem we're lumbered with you.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:08 (eight years ago)

You'll get over it, I'm sure.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:22 (eight years ago)

the chord sequence in wonderwall owns, turrican

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:30 (eight years ago)

"lazy" as a description of a chord sequence because it uses the same notes in multiple chords, michty me

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:30 (eight years ago)

When I was 10 Macarena was insanely popular and it sounds like shit.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:33 (eight years ago)

fp'd

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:33 (eight years ago)

When I was young i learned survival
Taught myself not to care

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:36 (eight years ago)

"lazy" as a description of a chord sequence because it uses the same notes in multiple chords, michty me

https://www.premierguitar.com/ext/resources/images/content/2014_06/Blogs/Aug14_PG_CLM_Bass-Bench_photo1_WEB.jpg

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:38 (eight years ago)

"lazy" as a description of a chord sequence because it uses the same notes in multiple chords, michty me

― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 4:30 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this is nuts, pedal points are great. almost all of Bob Mould's songs for Hüsker Dü feature drone notes that run thru the song.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:42 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/pbuIBZi.jpg

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:07 (eight years ago)

Jim In Vancouver and flappy bird missing the point spectacularly. It's not the notes that are played, it's how much effort it takes to play them. I'm pretty sure that Noel didn't sit there thinking "wow yeah pedal tone" as much as I'm pretty sure flappy bird hasn't read the thread properly.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:44 (eight years ago)

(As it happens, the chord progression of 'Wonderwall' is nothing spectacular - the most interesting part of the chord progression being the chorus, which is the weakest part of the song.)

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:46 (eight years ago)

Pedal point. I'm pretty sure what you know about guitar playing could be written on the back of a postage stamp and there'd still be room left to reproduce all of your most interesting and insightful posts to ILM.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:50 (eight years ago)

interesting

flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:50 (eight years ago)

Jim In Vancouver and flappy bird missing the point spectacularly. It's not the notes that are played, it's how much effort it takes to play them. I'm pretty sure that Noel didn't sit there thinking "wow yeah pedal tone" as much as I'm pretty sure flappy bird hasn't read the thread properly.

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 2:44 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nobody rates pop songs on how difficult they are to play on guitar

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:52 (eight years ago)

i demand we resolve this via a video of turrican ironically playing wonderwall on guitar

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:52 (eight years ago)

I've never witnessed a larger chasm between level of insight and thought and propensity for peremptory statements on this website since maybe geir hongro

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:53 (eight years ago)

Don't have a video, have a still from it though...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/c4/96/00c49628c2d8aae6bc8a718da9746557.jpg

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:55 (eight years ago)

The most interesting thing is the late fade-in of the drums.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:57 (eight years ago)

I've never witnessed a larger chasm between level of insight and thought and propensity for peremptory statements on this website since maybe geir hongro

Hey, listen, Geir knew about music, even if he was wrong about it - and he often wasn't.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:57 (eight years ago)

nobody rates pop songs on how difficult they are to play on guitar

― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 4:52 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I rate pop songs on how hard they are to play on vacuum cleaner

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 23:42 (eight years ago)

I don’t like this song or this band much but It’s a weird point to try to bring this song down by how simple it is when there’s so much more to hate about it.

The simplicity (or laziness if you want) is actually a point in favor of the song and the band I think. So many artists breaking their heads to get a hit and this song becomes massive all over the globe with nonsense lyrics and lazy guitar play. It’s almost genius but this band does not deserve that descriptor.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 05:21 (eight years ago)

But yeah any band getting a worldwide hit working under less is more philosophy (less effort, less chords, less production, less everything) even if accidental, actually makes me like the idea of the song instead of making me repulse it.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 05:25 (eight years ago)

Jim, instead of throwing your toys out the pram, perhaps you'd like to actually read the conversation that happened beforehand prior to me joining the discussion where the supposed sophistication of the chords were being discussed.

At the risk of repeating myself: yes, the chords are not straight open chords, yes, they've been chosen because the songwriter liked the sound of them but also because Gallagher is a limited guitarist. I mean - none of this is difficult to comprehend. Seemingly unless you're one of the immediate posters above that aren't me.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 06:11 (eight years ago)

The quality of a song is apart from how easy or difficult a song is to play - that much should be apparent and I shouldn't actually need to spell that out. At no point did I also ever say "this song sucks because it's simple", because I would never say that since I'm not an idiot. However, at this stage I guess I'm giving everyone too much credit so I.w.i.l.l.s.p.e.l.l.i.t.a.l.l.o.u.t.n.e.x.t.t.i.m.e.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 06:18 (eight years ago)

Radio X listeners vote 'Live Forever' as best British song. Now there's something...

loud horn beeping jazzsplaining arse (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 07:49 (eight years ago)

Am I allowed to criticize the couplet By now you should've somehow / Realized what you're not to do on the grounds that "what you're not to do" is totally forced and phony diction?

― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Monday, 2 April 2018 19:03 (two days ago)

I have no desire to be Capn Saveanoel but "realised what you're not to do" feels Mancunian to me rather than forced, fwiw.

Tim, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 08:52 (eight years ago)

But you're absolutely allowed to criticise it as forced, of course.

Tim, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 08:54 (eight years ago)

yes, they've been chosen because the songwriter liked the sound of them but also because Gallagher is a limited guitarist. I mean - none of this is difficult to comprehend.

Are you still alive? Noel Gallagher is not a 'limited guitarist', you clown - unless you're comparing him to Allan Holdsworth or something. Stop digging, man - you don't know anything about music, you're ignorant, talk about something else.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 08:54 (eight years ago)

Finding the discussion of the internal logic / semantic coherence of the song pretty funny - the point of Oasis lyrics is how you feel in the instant you're singing that line for that moment, and entirely forgotten by the time you get to the next line.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 09:54 (eight years ago)

If that's right (I don't really get the point of Oasis in general so I'm happy to take your word for it) it's a pretty spectacular lyrical trick to pull off again and again, I think.

Tim, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 10:00 (eight years ago)

(Because people really do seem to *feel* the lyrics, I mean.)

Tim, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 10:01 (eight years ago)

COuld be that he's a lazy and limited lyric writer. Just sayin' like.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 10:02 (eight years ago)

These serious (and agressive) exchanges about an Oasis song's lyrics and chords are puzzling...
Especially about this awful song !
I like a lot of some early Oasis (basically the first album + some songs on the second and some b-sides) but have always hated "Wonderwall", even when it was just released and not yet that huge anthem.
I think even Liam dislikes that song !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 10:07 (eight years ago)

Noel is a lazy and limited lyricist who sometimes stumbles upon something good, which also sums up his ability as a guitarist, tbh.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 10:54 (eight years ago)

Or Tom D's posting style.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 10:57 (eight years ago)

lol @ all the "lazy" talk. makes me think back to the toxic cesspit Steam message boards w the angry gamers ranting about "lazy devs". about the same level of thought given as well.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 11:04 (eight years ago)

(xp) You're also hopeless at zings, I wouldn't bother trying tbh.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 11:25 (eight years ago)

It’s someone who doesn’t understand how they feel trying to express how they feel despite not having the tools to do so.

this is a v sympathetic description.

a collection of cliches that add up to nothing

This is what everything is, though.
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 2 April 2018 21:52 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^gets it

ogmor, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 11:51 (eight years ago)


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