The Bobby Gillespie Bullshit game

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"This single quote was densely packed with high point-scoring words along the lines of 'beautiful 13-year old punk rock girl', 'nihilistic', 'dennis hopper' and the like. If anyone can track that one down, I'll be very impressed!"

the movie in question is Out of The Blue, it does feature a beautiful 13-yo punk rock girl, is deeply nihilistic, and Dennis Hopper plays the punk girl's pervo-hippie father.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure Mr Gillespie managed to lard the sentence with even more Bobby Gillespie bullshitisms than the ones I can dimly remember, though...

― M Carty (mj_c), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

surely he mentioned the film's Neil Young sdtk as well.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

"To alot of people I think music's a commodity, not spiritual. it's something you put on the mantlepiece and it's there, like a set of golfclubs or an ironing board"

He needs to spend less time on the rock 'n' roll and more on tidying that mantelpiece

― Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

This thread has been a gut-buster of roffles. Funniest thing I ever read about BG was from a Public NME letter accusing Bobby of spreading STD's. Or maybe I imagined it.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Thursday, 21 September 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

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― Andy_K (Andy_K), Thursday, 21 September 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

The lead singer of Primal Scream claims he and his bandmates once tried to persuade Kylie Minogue to take a "lethal drug cocktail".

Speaking in an interview with Q magazine, Bobby Gillespie says he offered the singer a combination of drugs including ecstasy, speed and cocaine, but she politely declined.

"We did try. We tried to give her an LDC - a lethal drug cocktail. Ecstasy, speed, cocaine, methadone, valium all crushed up. One of the guys offered it to her, but she said, 'Thanks but no thanks.' She was very ladylike," he states.

― mucho (mucho), Thursday, 21 September 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

Who the hell let Bobby Gillespie write CAN liner notes?!

― Myke. (Myke Weiskopf), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

Hildegard Schmidt probably :(

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

Pete Shelley was unavailable.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

The other writer on those notes is David Stubbs, who does a much better job, or at least holds off on the implausible "me and my mate Holger" type anecdotes.

― Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

I like that Bobby's contribution to jamming with Can til dawn was vocals. It's a shame he didn't show those those boys some of the drumming skills he learnt off Elvin Jones.

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think Can operates as a 'queue here to play with Can, fee £5, £10 with photo' booth.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

I like that Bobby's contribution to jamming with Can til dawn was vocals. It's a shame he didn't show those those boys some of the drumming skills he learnt off Elvin Jones.
-- NickB (nic...), September 22nd, 2006.

the question is when will the offspring of this meeting of musical minds see the light of day?

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

Pete Shelley was unavailable

He wrote sleevenotes to the original "Cannibalism" compilation, so he's been doing it for quarter of a century now!

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

(i knew that..)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

(i know you did, but for some of our youger viewers...)

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha i own 'cannibalism' but still didn't know that.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

"the question is when will the offspring of this meeting of musical minds see the light of day?"

I think a song from this jam was released as a b-side of a primal scream single. Something like I'm 5 Years Ahead of My Time. I listened to it once and it left zero impression. Not even the one finger piano registered with me!

― M Carty (mj_c), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

I think the sleeve note is only on the LP version, but icouldbewrong.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

-- M Carty (mcarty...), September 22nd, 2006.

naw, i have that track and i can't say it sounds much like the liam-jaki-bobby session. maybe elements were taken... but il n'ya pas de one-finger piano.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I think on the LP with the slightly unpleasant sleeve

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't know; I've only got the original LP version of Tago Mago, on United Artists, complete with inner sleeve advertising new releases by Bobby Goldsboro and Billie Jo Spears.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh aye, i bought that version from peckings back in '71.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:33 (nineteen years ago)

I loved that "people have been known to pay up to £5 for The original (independant) pressing of Monster Movie " note on that one.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby G: "Could ye see yer way tae giein' me a copy of the original pressing o' "Monster Movie", Holger?"
Holger C: "Nein Bobby, for I am hearing that an original pressing is selling for 5 of your English pounds!"
Bobby G: "Holl', less o' th' English, big man!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

Holger C: "But Roberto, you haf clearly stated in interviews that you ver standing outside the HMV Shops in the Union Street on the Friday mornink in your pram queuing up for to buy the original pressink in 1968!"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:46 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby G: "Aye, but ah gave mah original copy away tae Miles Davis when ah met him oan a school trip tae Ardentinny in 1972"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

Holger C: "You forget I haf looked in your record cabinet, Roberto. Vat is zis Cado Belle and Stone zer Crows?"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby G: "Oh aye... aw naw... aw man... Jesus, don't tell emdy Holger till Cado Belle come back intae fashion, ah beg ye!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

Holger C: "And who is zis Marie Gordon Price?"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby G: "I'll never tell you, Jerry... you'll never get it out of me do you hear? Do your worst, you hunnish swine!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

(Eh, hold on here, who is Marie Gordon Price?)

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

(And is she anything to do with Anne Lorne Gillies?)

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

I think a song from this jam was released as a b-side of a primal scream single. Something like I'm 5 Years Ahead of My Time. -- M Carty (mcarty...), September 22nd, 2006.

"5 Years Ahead of My Time" is a cover of 60s garage band the Third Bardo. Why o why did Gillespie not change the lyrics to "I'm 25 years behind the times."

― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

Marie Gordon Price was (probably still is) sort of a Scots Helen Shapiro grown up and gone stale. She had a terrible teatime show on STV in the late seventies, "The Old Rugged Cross" and "Son Of A Preacher Man" and what have you (used to be on right before Thingummyjig).

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

I've expunged her from my memory (I wish I could say the same for "Thingummyjig")

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

Time for a Company Policy revival!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby G: "Hey Holger, ye ever heard o' this band Company Policy? Fuckin' brilliant they were, by the way"
Holger C: "Ja, zey vere appearink on ze "Thingummyjig" show mit der verdammte Jack McLauglin, amirecht?"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

Damo Suzuki: "Hullooooo ma ladies and lassies an' welcome tae Thingummyjig!!"
Holger C: "You are FIRED!"
Damo Suzuki: "Fair dos, I've got a gig wi' the Chris McClure Set..."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby G: "Can ah come too?"
Liam G: "Do they need a fookin' one-fingered piano player?"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

Christian: "Eh, no, I chucked wee Bobby oot o' my Alice in Wonderland club wan night, we get nice people in here..."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

Christian: "... aye and don't think ah don't see you Wullie Reid, tryin' tae sneak in the back wi' that glaikit brother o' yours..."

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

Bouncers: "Biff! Bang! Pow!"
A. McGee: "Hey ah've just had a great idea..."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby G: "Who did ye steal it aff?"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

A. McGee: "Right youse! Oot the back!"
Bouncers: "Thwack! Waallop!"
JAMC: "Yarooh! Leggo you rotters!"
Christian: "And now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our star of the evening - Former H20 Singer Ian Donaldson!"
Ian: "Aaaaaahh dreeeeeeem to sleeeeeeep..."
*ripple of applause*

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

Holger C: "Oh gut, zis ist mein fafourite song of der H Zwei Zero"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

The Ghost Of Michael Karoli: "I was always more of ein Deacon Blues groupie. Zat song zey wrote about Das Boot Called Dignity."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

Holger C: "Ja, und das Hue und Cry mit der sehr talented Kane bruders, 'Gonna vizdraw mein Labour von Love/ Gonna fight fur das right/ To get inzide your heart, JA!'. Heppy days!"

― Am I Re-elected Yet? (Dada), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

These German impressions are uncannily accurate! :-)

― Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

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