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the Super Nintendo one where he's telling the suicidal kid "I don't see why such a bright young man would want to end it all so soon" and then 30 seconds later "I really enjoyed talking to you. I'm gonna kick you in the jaw young man. With my foot-uhhhhhhhhh"

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:38 (eight years ago)

"if you come into my puffin' parlor, i'm gonna come out whuppin'"

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:40 (eight years ago)

that's like the quintessential LPC sentence

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:42 (eight years ago)

hedgehog
hedge fund
hedge clippings
leap frog
egg nogg
yule log
warthog

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:57 (eight years ago)

I've been walking around singing 'where joo git yer dahn-keeee' since I first heard this

MaresNest, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:00 (eight years ago)

LPC is one of those fairly rate things that I wished I could like, but must admit I don't

thots and players (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:23 (eight years ago)

rare not rate

thots and players (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:23 (eight years ago)

well why don't you rate my boot touchin yer lip?

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 March 2018 23:28 (eight years ago)

hey man, you ready to feel my grip?

had (crüt), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:45 (eight years ago)

you could come over here with my barbells, get things real flamed out

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:24 (eight years ago)

omg he calls Peter Weller on the new one lol

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 23:37 (eight years ago)

i tried shooting you over an email but it said it got bounced back cause there's a diphthong in my name

ufo, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 08:36 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XU-YvtGE8w

had (crüt), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 22:37 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

had a 9 hour road trip and we listened to LPC the whole time, super great

this one in particular killed me. so many more that I can't remember the names of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja2-98e7KfI

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:15 (eight years ago)

"if you come into my puffin' parlor, i'm gonna come out whuppin'"

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:41 (eight years ago)

it really is perfect road trip material

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:48 (eight years ago)

"if you come into my puffin' parlor, i'm gonna come out whuppin"

lol this is forever in my head

two cool rock chicks pounding la croix (circa1916), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:49 (eight years ago)

i love the voice he uses in the second call here. i got a big meetin' tamarrruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXPBitB2rY

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:50 (eight years ago)

listening to the early calls today. his voice was so different and young and innocent. its cute.

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:34 (eight years ago)

yeah doesn't even sound like the same person to me. he went from a 20 year old kid to a 50 year old man overnight

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:41 (eight years ago)

There’s nothin to deny young man

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:15 (eight years ago)

His early stuff he was like 16 I think! Which makes me think of the Super Nintendo sketch where he’s like “I used to think I wouldn’t make it past 23 ... and now I’m a 70 year old man”

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 23:42 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

this has LPC vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le0me6my4B8

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

lmao totally

"yeah little shots of coffee, somethin' nice and dark"

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

been re-listening to all my Orb albums lately and suddenly I hear "do you mind if I maneuver your donuts?"

actually the second LPC sample I've indentified on an Orb album. there are probably more.

frogbs, Friday, 10 August 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)

Oh cool

Tear production never fails to make me roll laughing

grandaddy of all liars (Ross), Friday, 10 August 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

I NEED A BROOM

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 20:16 (seven years ago)

My friend swore he got a call from him today — !

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 03:35 (seven years ago)

maybe it was Bill Murray?

v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Thursday, 3 January 2019 05:40 (seven years ago)

Caller identified himself as “roger”, a neighbor; encouraged my friend to clean up garbage amid whooshing and echoing sounds

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:07 (seven years ago)

Sounds about right

flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 02:26 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

the documentary is screening here in may, psyched

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:37 (seven years ago)

For those already not in the know he’s doing text pranks on the insta account “uneasy sleeper.” Learn about puffios.

Deverly (Bangelo), Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:13 (seven years ago)

The uneasy sleeper stuff is great but I thought it was a producer of the film (David Hall) and not Longmont himself.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/longmont-potion-castle-the-official-film#/

gman59, Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:26 (seven years ago)

Ahhh that makes more sense thanks

Deverly (Bangelo), Saturday, 30 March 2019 00:11 (seven years ago)

this makes me cry laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJDRZP6bVY

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 12 April 2019 04:10 (seven years ago)

trip triple check

billstevejim, Friday, 12 April 2019 05:02 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

you're gonna be talkin' to my foot after i fix it in your cheek

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 05:34 (seven years ago)

four weeks pass...

So has anyone seen the documentary yet? Is it mostly admirers speaking of their admiration, or is there more to it?

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:32 (seven years ago)

The trailer didnt make it seem like it had much going for it, tbh

Caller identified himself as “roger”, a neighbor; encouraged my friend to clean up garbage amid whooshing and echoing sounds

― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, January 3, 2019 3:07 PM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ This is fucking hysterical

One Eye Open, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:15 (seven years ago)

a friend of mine went to the premiere in NYC. said the doc is good not great, the first half apparently is mostly talking head interviews with random bands being like "i love his shit" and then the second half they meet up with LPC and he shows them around Denver, points out places he calls frequently.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:37 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

This is the tortilla herder.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:55 (six years ago)

one month passes...

I could come down and play you a Whole Lotta Love but it's gonna sound like a Whole Lotta Nothin' because this thing is fouled up

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:08 (six years ago)

What the hell's an antelope wad?

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:22 (six years ago)

can you make some wasp jerky for me

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:37 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

good morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumfSC80QOE

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:02 (six years ago)

The little moments when he's talking or making noises to himself before the other person picks up always get me

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:56 (six years ago)

"Hi, this is Jebediah with Motor-Rooter"

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 August 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

lol i love the bit taken from the live appearance

Vape Store (crüt), Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:05 (six years ago)

its not really funny per se but "Peacock" is one of my favorite Longmont bits, must've taken forever to put that all together

frogbs, Monday, 26 August 2019 21:04 (six years ago)


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