See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.
R.I.P. Todd Loren.
― how's life, Friday, 2 March 2018 12:33 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiDrt_kU8AARZVq.jpg
seen on this twitter account: https://twitter.com/panelpulp
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:36 (seven years ago)
http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-03-at-16.06.28.pngnot really shit, but good!
― calzino, Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:44 (seven years ago)
Such a long winded journey to the obvious punchline, but well worth it.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 12:15 (seven years ago)
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2000/1*nU8KPowJt4R_EDcqGVKbQg.jpeg
― Dinsdale, Saturday, 14 July 2018 13:39 (seven years ago)
http://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/the-old-guitarist.jpg
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 13:41 (seven years ago)
YVOORG
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)
looks like a pear that someone tried to string
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:58 (seven years ago)
https://imgur.com/cNeoyox.jpgJust sighted. Perfectly fine, just needs an inexpensive bridge repair.
― mick signals, Saturday, 14 July 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)
What the actual fuck @ dinsdale's last contribution. Those look like they're made out of cardboard and colored in with crayons. And the guitars are terrible looking too.
― (V) (°,,,,°) (V) (Austin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/nb1Deym.png
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/5cCXk9F.png
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)
Yeah that’s pretty bad.
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)
not entirely clear what the drummer is aiming for with his sticks or doing with his feet either.
― lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:36 (seven years ago)
Drawings of drums are generally pretty bad too, and drums are usually just cylinders! You'd think that someone who studied drawing would have a basic idea about forms.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)
Like his bandmate Pete Townshend, John Entwistle played the 10-string guitar. Unlike Townshend, he was left-handed.https://img.discogs.com/iLRUmufmUPkIQ4bzQrEJdaoYJjw=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-991282-1181559387.jpeg.jpg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)
Best thread ever
― Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)
https://img.discogs.com/J1bPo9dClOXCDJHEalQf3H021Qk=/fit-in/600x569/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-926579-1250445887.jpeg.jpg
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:23 (seven years ago)
Why does this cyber-tittied horselady have a fretless bass for a right arm? Passable likeness, shit context.
http://www.maidenthebeast.com/archivos/albums/metal/metal-for-muthas-front-m.jpg
― Category: Animist Rock (Matt #2), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)
See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.Haha, I think it’s worst on here... look at the angles of the neck and headstock! It’s clear the artist drew Keith’s hands first, and then very awkwardly tried to work in the gtr.
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:50 (seven years ago)
fwiw I think that is actually Bill Wyman’s head on Keith’s body.
― Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)
I thought Ron Wood myself. Also loving the shoes and "pirate legs", reminds me of how Han Solo was drawn in the original Star Wars adaptation.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:55 (seven years ago)
uh the guitar is good i guess but the rest is ...
http://everygamernews.com/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/7305e_spiderpunk.jpg
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)
I've seen worse!
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:08 (seven years ago)
haha yes indeed
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:10 (seven years ago)
I knew that the po-faced absurdity of DC Comics would not fail me
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/ec/91/cbec91c1f017a34b6c523d5401f96feb.jpg
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)
https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/rickjonessidekickfront_zps5cbb4895.jpg
― earlnash, Sunday, 15 July 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)
I was going to give that some benefit of the doubt on the neck, until I remembered how to count
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)
Instant classic thread
― flappy bird, Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:20 (seven years ago)
v good
― Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:33 (seven years ago)
idk y’all these all look exactly like guitars look
― devops mom (silby), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:40 (seven years ago)
another gem from the Transformers Springsteen issuehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hvuq9dU8GI/UxJn1Jhl8hI/AAAAAAAABXo/d66gmzvI-VQ/s1600/2014-03-01+17.00.28.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:24 (seven years ago)
the one in the middle is actually a shovel
― Dinsdale, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:08 (seven years ago)
oofhttp://orig08.deviantart.net/12fb/f/2009/204/5/0/guitar_player_by_asgard7.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
These drawings never get the pickups right
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:42 (six years ago)
They also never get the gopher living in the hole
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:59 (six years ago)
https://s.put.re/21k7YLW1.jpeg
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:20 (six years ago)
Hell yeah
― flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:08 (six years ago)
http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/2014/archiesgenericcelebs/22-talesfromriverdaledigest28a.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:20 (six years ago)
https://media1.tenor.com/images/fc23926277e0c0e6d6f9e2bf6152b6be/tenor.gif?itemid=10458925
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:27 (six years ago)
Love this thread. That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.
― Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:28 (six years ago)
n tuning pegs with n-1 strings seems to be a common theme.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:28 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/wiXmO7T.png
how about n-3 strings?
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:41 (six years ago)
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjeffbeaty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F06%2FPresidents_Of_The_United_States_Of_America_press.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:44 (six years ago)
https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/young-spanish-woman-with-a-guitar-pierre-auguste-renoir.jpg
― AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:45 (six years ago)
that fretting hand appears to be entirely boneless
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:46 (six years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/45/30/864530c5b288369c4318069721ab2009.png
― pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:50 (six years ago)
veering dangerously close to an existenZ-level nightmarish flesh instrument there
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:56 (six years ago)
The organtar.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:59 (six years ago)
Boneless fretting hands were great until Popeye's ran out
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:07 (six years ago)
Humans will never be replacedhttps://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_small/11/111746/3341338-3486429879-frank.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 18 April 2025 01:22 (one year ago)
xps it's not about how many strings you have
― visiting, Friday, 18 April 2025 02:41 (one year ago)
https://daily.bandcamp.com/lists/australian-post-punk
― andrew m., Monday, 9 June 2025 15:31 (eleven months ago)
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/0040003211_0
― andrew m., Monday, 9 June 2025 15:32 (eleven months ago)
That is also not a very accurate map, BTW
I don't think we have a thread for incredibly shit maps of Australia
Yet
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 June 2025 15:46 (eleven months ago)
For Tasmanians it’s a perennial source of bitter amusement
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 9 June 2025 19:57 (eleven months ago)
Kind of like Shetlanders in the UK.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Monday, 9 June 2025 20:02 (eleven months ago)
I was assuming there was an effect pedal shaped like Tasmania, just out of frame
― ን (nabisco), Monday, 9 June 2025 21:11 (eleven months ago)
tasmaniahttps://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/c21ef0a5aa42e515af8825701f29fefb
― visiting, Monday, 9 June 2025 21:30 (eleven months ago)
take it to the thread for incredibly accurate maps of Australia in guitar form
― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 9 June 2025 21:34 (eleven months ago)
I suspect, made out of timbers iconic to the specific states (jarrah for WA, blackwood for Tas).
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 9 June 2025 22:09 (eleven months ago)
or maybe that’s Huon pine, even better
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 9 June 2025 22:10 (eleven months ago)
Austratocaster
― zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 00:57 (eleven months ago)
xps well spotted
Is this Australia's greatest guitar?
The thing that makes Mr Mole's Moley 45 Aussie special even more Aussie is it is divided into each of the six states, including Tasmania, with each section made of a piece of timber sourced from that area.
― visiting, Tuesday, 10 June 2025 01:23 (eleven months ago)
ah, black heart sassafras, I thought so from the stripe
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 01:55 (eleven months ago)
https://postimg.cc/rKD4ns7P
One came to life
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 August 2025 19:18 (nine months ago)
https://i.postimg.cc/nck1LQ2p/Screenshot-20250824-141619.png
― Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 24 August 2025 19:25 (nine months ago)
my eyes!!!
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 24 August 2025 21:43 (nine months ago)
Oops thanks Kim!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 August 2025 23:40 (nine months ago)
it's melting
― budo jeru, Monday, 25 August 2025 00:05 (nine months ago)
👻
― Crispy Ambulance Chaser (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 25 August 2025 00:29 (nine months ago)
Ha thats exactly what i thought too. It’s kinda fugly adorable but in a “i would never touch that eww” way.
― beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Monday, 25 August 2025 00:39 (nine months ago)
https://images.genius.com/14fca0fea142cd2711dd3257da854df6.600x600x1.png
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 August 2025 20:37 (nine months ago)
Re that "One came to life" photo... when i first saw it i thought it was just a wonky image where the perspective is off or which has been stretched weirdly... but then you see the straight lines of the case and neck and realize nope that's how the guitar actually looks.
― Kim Kimberly, Friday, 29 August 2025 21:09 (nine months ago)
Ironically, from the Vox patent application for the wah pedal:https://i.imgur.com/G1Pxfzq.jpeg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 May 2026 06:31 (two weeks ago)
Interesting that the strings connect straight to the tuning keys without having to be threaded through a post like usual.
― mirostones, Friday, 22 May 2026 09:01 (two weeks ago)
matttkkkk that "content is not viewable in my region"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 May 2026 10:00 (two weeks ago)