Incredibly shit drawings of guitars

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I remember it making zero sense as a child, and the same is true today.

chap, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:13 (eight years ago)

http://www.hereitistomorrowagain.com/site/upload/post/500_1.jpg

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:16 (eight years ago)

there are some pretty off-model looking ones in Marvel's The Beatles Story comic from 1978

https://13thdimension.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/01-beatles1.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/lNGhp04.png

soref, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:29 (eight years ago)

Five tuning keys, three tuning pegs, no pickups, no strings, three knobs.

http://cartoonresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Josie_and_the_Pussycats344.jpg

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:34 (eight years ago)

Some kind of weird three-stringed swordfish.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jabberjaw_and_friends.PNG

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)

Jabberjaw is set in 2076 though, that might be a very accurate depiction of what 2076 guitars will look like for all you know

swordfish guitar is cool as fuck anywayi

soref, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:43 (eight years ago)

This thread is just reminding me that as a kid it was impossible for me to ignore how cartoon drumming was never in sync with the music. I was so bothered by it. Lazy animators.

Evan, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:31 (eight years ago)

Comic book Beatles all playing Japanese copies of their own guitars.

Three Word Username, Friday, 2 March 2018 06:46 (eight years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LHil-LkSfRA/UAiX8dLqsAI/AAAAAAAAHh0/3BDIQOrwNLk/s1600/image235.jpg

startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 2 March 2018 07:21 (eight years ago)

See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.

R.I.P. Todd Loren.

how's life, Friday, 2 March 2018 12:33 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiDrt_kU8AARZVq.jpg

seen on this twitter account: https://twitter.com/panelpulp

soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:36 (seven years ago)

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-03-at-16.06.28.png
not really shit, but good!

calzino, Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:44 (seven years ago)

Such a long winded journey to the obvious punchline, but well worth it.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 12:15 (seven years ago)

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2000/1*nU8KPowJt4R_EDcqGVKbQg.jpeg

Dinsdale, Saturday, 14 July 2018 13:39 (seven years ago)

http://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/the-old-guitarist.jpg

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 13:41 (seven years ago)

YVOORG

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:12 (seven years ago)

looks like a pear that someone tried to string

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:58 (seven years ago)

https://imgur.com/cNeoyox.jpg

Just sighted. Perfectly fine, just needs an inexpensive bridge repair.

mick signals, Saturday, 14 July 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)

What the actual fuck @ dinsdale's last contribution. Those look like they're made out of cardboard and colored in with crayons. And the guitars are terrible looking too.

(V) (°,,,,°) (V) (Austin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/nb1Deym.png

soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/5cCXk9F.png

soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

Yeah that’s pretty bad.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)

not entirely clear what the drummer is aiming for with his sticks or doing with his feet either.

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:36 (seven years ago)

Drawings of drums are generally pretty bad too, and drums are usually just cylinders! You'd think that someone who studied drawing would have a basic idea about forms.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

Like his bandmate Pete Townshend, John Entwistle played the 10-string guitar. Unlike Townshend, he was left-handed.

https://img.discogs.com/iLRUmufmUPkIQ4bzQrEJdaoYJjw=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-991282-1181559387.jpeg.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Best thread ever

Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)

Why does this cyber-tittied horselady have a fretless bass for a right arm? Passable likeness, shit context.

http://www.maidenthebeast.com/archivos/albums/metal/metal-for-muthas-front-m.jpg

Category: Animist Rock (Matt #2), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)

See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.

Haha, I think it’s worst on here... look at the angles of the neck and headstock! It’s clear the artist drew Keith’s hands first, and then very awkwardly tried to work in the gtr.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:50 (seven years ago)

fwiw I think that is actually Bill Wyman’s head on Keith’s body.

Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)

I thought Ron Wood myself. Also loving the shoes and "pirate legs", reminds me of how Han Solo was drawn in the original Star Wars adaptation.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:55 (seven years ago)

uh the guitar is good i guess but the rest is ...

http://everygamernews.com/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/7305e_spiderpunk.jpg

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)

I've seen worse!

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:08 (seven years ago)

haha yes indeed

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:10 (seven years ago)

I knew that the po-faced absurdity of DC Comics would not fail me

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/ec/91/cbec91c1f017a34b6c523d5401f96feb.jpg

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/rickjonessidekickfront_zps5cbb4895.jpg

earlnash, Sunday, 15 July 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

I was going to give that some benefit of the doubt on the neck, until I remembered how to count

El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 03:49 (seven years ago)

Instant classic thread

flappy bird, Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:20 (seven years ago)

v good

Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:33 (seven years ago)

idk y’all these all look exactly like guitars look

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:40 (seven years ago)

another gem from the Transformers Springsteen issue
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hvuq9dU8GI/UxJn1Jhl8hI/AAAAAAAABXo/d66gmzvI-VQ/s1600/2014-03-01+17.00.28.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:24 (seven years ago)

the one in the middle is actually a shovel

Dinsdale, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:08 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

oof
http://orig08.deviantart.net/12fb/f/2009/204/5/0/guitar_player_by_asgard7.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:38 (six years ago)

These drawings never get the pickups right

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:42 (six years ago)

They also never get the gopher living in the hole

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:59 (six years ago)

https://s.put.re/21k7YLW1.jpeg

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:20 (six years ago)

Hell yeah

flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:08 (six years ago)

http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/2014/archiesgenericcelebs/22-talesfromriverdaledigest28a.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:20 (six years ago)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fc23926277e0c0e6d6f9e2bf6152b6be/tenor.gif?itemid=10458925

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:27 (six years ago)

That looks like Paul Stanley playing Adrian Belew's fretless guitar

you have already voted in this dolt and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 22 December 2023 04:10 (two years ago)

Why is this so difficult? Do these artists not have models to draw from?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:51 (two years ago)

In this case the illustration was sitting above a photo that the guitar was clearly taken from -
https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/youngbrian.jpg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:06 (two years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/media/33596/n-2486-00-000048-hd.jpg

(A Concert by Lorenzo Costa)

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 3 June 2024 07:55 (two years ago)

(Saw it a couple of days ago and instantly thought of this thread.)

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 3 June 2024 07:58 (two years ago)

Lol

Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 June 2024 07:59 (two years ago)

five months pass...

Alas this one is no longer for sale at ArtQuid but fortunately Google had it cached.
https://i.imgur.com/hAB2NBJ.jpeg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 8 November 2024 01:09 (one year ago)

five months pass...

https://scontent-dub4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/491401011_3112058168949085_7039498040916487235_n.jpg

We are entering a new era of shit AI drawings of instruments

mirostones, Friday, 18 April 2025 00:35 (one year ago)

There we go

mirostones, Friday, 18 April 2025 00:38 (one year ago)

Humans will never be replaced
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_small/11/111746/3341338-3486429879-frank.jpg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 18 April 2025 01:22 (one year ago)

xps it's not about how many strings you have

visiting, Friday, 18 April 2025 02:41 (one year ago)

one month passes...

https://daily.bandcamp.com/lists/australian-post-punk

andrew m., Monday, 9 June 2025 15:31 (eleven months ago)

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/0040003211_0

andrew m., Monday, 9 June 2025 15:32 (eleven months ago)

That is also not a very accurate map, BTW

I don't think we have a thread for incredibly shit maps of Australia

Yet

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 June 2025 15:46 (eleven months ago)

For Tasmanians it’s a perennial source of bitter amusement

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 9 June 2025 19:57 (eleven months ago)

Kind of like Shetlanders in the UK.

Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Monday, 9 June 2025 20:02 (eleven months ago)

I was assuming there was an effect pedal shaped like Tasmania, just out of frame

ን (nabisco), Monday, 9 June 2025 21:11 (eleven months ago)

tasmania
https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/c21ef0a5aa42e515af8825701f29fefb

visiting, Monday, 9 June 2025 21:30 (eleven months ago)

take it to the thread for incredibly accurate maps of Australia in guitar form

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 9 June 2025 21:34 (eleven months ago)

I suspect, made out of timbers iconic to the specific states (jarrah for WA, blackwood for Tas).

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 9 June 2025 22:09 (eleven months ago)

or maybe that’s Huon pine, even better

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 9 June 2025 22:10 (eleven months ago)

Austratocaster

zydecodependent (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 00:57 (eleven months ago)

xps well spotted

Is this Australia's greatest guitar?

The thing that makes Mr Mole's Moley 45 Aussie special even more Aussie is it is divided into each of the six states, including Tasmania, with each section made of a piece of timber sourced from that area.

visiting, Tuesday, 10 June 2025 01:23 (eleven months ago)

ah, black heart sassafras, I thought so from the stripe

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 01:55 (eleven months ago)

two months pass...

https://postimg.cc/rKD4ns7P

One came to life

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 August 2025 19:18 (nine months ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/nck1LQ2p/Screenshot-20250824-141619.png

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 24 August 2025 19:25 (nine months ago)

my eyes!!!

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 24 August 2025 21:43 (nine months ago)

Oops thanks Kim!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 August 2025 23:40 (nine months ago)

it's melting

budo jeru, Monday, 25 August 2025 00:05 (nine months ago)

👻

Crispy Ambulance Chaser (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 25 August 2025 00:29 (nine months ago)

Ha thats exactly what i thought too. It’s kinda fugly adorable but in a “i would never touch that eww” way.

beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Monday, 25 August 2025 00:39 (nine months ago)

https://images.genius.com/14fca0fea142cd2711dd3257da854df6.600x600x1.png

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 August 2025 20:37 (nine months ago)

Re that "One came to life" photo... when i first saw it i thought it was just a wonky image where the perspective is off or which has been stretched weirdly... but then you see the straight lines of the case and neck and realize nope that's how the guitar actually looks.

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 29 August 2025 21:09 (nine months ago)

eight months pass...

Ironically, from the Vox patent application for the wah pedal:
https://i.imgur.com/G1Pxfzq.jpeg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 May 2026 06:31 (two weeks ago)

Interesting that the strings connect straight to the tuning keys without having to be threaded through a post like usual.

mirostones, Friday, 22 May 2026 09:01 (two weeks ago)

matttkkkk that "content is not viewable in my region"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 May 2026 10:00 (two weeks ago)


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