gotta be a load of archie comics panels that would fit the bill
― andrew m., Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link
actually a quick GIS shows them to be ... not incredibly shit.
― andrew m., Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link
This could also fit in the thread "Incredibly shit drawings of Meatloaf".
https://mindlessthefirst.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/img612.jpg
― chap, Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link
oh damn, how did I forget that one?
― how's life, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link
I remember it making zero sense as a child, and the same is true today.
― chap, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
http://www.hereitistomorrowagain.com/site/upload/post/500_1.jpg
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link
there are some pretty off-model looking ones in Marvel's The Beatles Story comic from 1978
https://13thdimension.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/01-beatles1.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/lNGhp04.png
― soref, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link
https://humbernews.ca/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2015/01/Courtesy-of-showbizz411.com_.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/3Hu7E9u.png
― soref, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link
Five tuning keys, three tuning pegs, no pickups, no strings, three knobs. http://cartoonresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Josie_and_the_Pussycats344.jpg
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link
Some kind of weird three-stringed swordfish. http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jabberjaw_and_friends.PNG
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
Jabberjaw is set in 2076 though, that might be a very accurate depiction of what 2076 guitars will look like for all you know
swordfish guitar is cool as fuck anywayi
― soref, Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link
This thread is just reminding me that as a kid it was impossible for me to ignore how cartoon drumming was never in sync with the music. I was so bothered by it. Lazy animators.
― Evan, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link
Comic book Beatles all playing Japanese copies of their own guitars.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 2 March 2018 06:46 (six years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LHil-LkSfRA/UAiX8dLqsAI/AAAAAAAAHh0/3BDIQOrwNLk/s1600/image235.jpg
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 2 March 2018 07:21 (six years ago) link
See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.
R.I.P. Todd Loren.
― how's life, Friday, 2 March 2018 12:33 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiDrt_kU8AARZVq.jpg
seen on this twitter account: https://twitter.com/panelpulp
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link
http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Screen-Shot-2014-10-03-at-16.06.28.pngnot really shit, but good!
― calzino, Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:44 (six years ago) link
Such a long winded journey to the obvious punchline, but well worth it.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 12:15 (six years ago) link
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2000/1*nU8KPowJt4R_EDcqGVKbQg.jpeg
― Dinsdale, Saturday, 14 July 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link
http://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/the-old-guitarist.jpg
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link
YVOORG
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
looks like a pear that someone tried to string
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link
https://imgur.com/cNeoyox.jpgJust sighted. Perfectly fine, just needs an inexpensive bridge repair.
― mick signals, Saturday, 14 July 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link
What the actual fuck @ dinsdale's last contribution. Those look like they're made out of cardboard and colored in with crayons. And the guitars are terrible looking too.
― (V) (°,,,,°) (V) (Austin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/nb1Deym.png
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5cCXk9F.png
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
Yeah that’s pretty bad.
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
not entirely clear what the drummer is aiming for with his sticks or doing with his feet either.
― lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
Drawings of drums are generally pretty bad too, and drums are usually just cylinders! You'd think that someone who studied drawing would have a basic idea about forms.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link
Like his bandmate Pete Townshend, John Entwistle played the 10-string guitar. Unlike Townshend, he was left-handed.https://img.discogs.com/iLRUmufmUPkIQ4bzQrEJdaoYJjw=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-991282-1181559387.jpeg.jpg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link
Best thread ever
― Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/J1bPo9dClOXCDJHEalQf3H021Qk=/fit-in/600x569/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-926579-1250445887.jpeg.jpg
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link
Why does this cyber-tittied horselady have a fretless bass for a right arm? Passable likeness, shit context.
http://www.maidenthebeast.com/archivos/albums/metal/metal-for-muthas-front-m.jpg
― Category: Animist Rock (Matt #2), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link
See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.Haha, I think it’s worst on here... look at the angles of the neck and headstock! It’s clear the artist drew Keith’s hands first, and then very awkwardly tried to work in the gtr.
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link
fwiw I think that is actually Bill Wyman’s head on Keith’s body.
― Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link
I thought Ron Wood myself. Also loving the shoes and "pirate legs", reminds me of how Han Solo was drawn in the original Star Wars adaptation.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:55 (six years ago) link
uh the guitar is good i guess but the rest is ...
http://everygamernews.com/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/7305e_spiderpunk.jpg
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link
I've seen worse!
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:08 (six years ago) link
haha yes indeed
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link
I knew that the po-faced absurdity of DC Comics would not fail me
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/ec/91/cbec91c1f017a34b6c523d5401f96feb.jpg
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link
https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/rickjonessidekickfront_zps5cbb4895.jpg
― earlnash, Sunday, 15 July 2018 02:47 (six years ago) link
I was going to give that some benefit of the doubt on the neck, until I remembered how to count
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 03:49 (six years ago) link
Instant classic thread
― flappy bird, Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:20 (six years ago) link
v good
― Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:33 (six years ago) link
idk y’all these all look exactly like guitars look
― devops mom (silby), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:40 (six years ago) link
another gem from the Transformers Springsteen issuehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hvuq9dU8GI/UxJn1Jhl8hI/AAAAAAAABXo/d66gmzvI-VQ/s1600/2014-03-01+17.00.28.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:24 (six years ago) link
the one in the middle is actually a shovel
― Dinsdale, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:08 (six years ago) link
oofhttp://orig08.deviantart.net/12fb/f/2009/204/5/0/guitar_player_by_asgard7.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
These drawings never get the pickups right
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
They also never get the gopher living in the hole
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/6LySO54.png
― soref, Tuesday, 25 October 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link
want.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 25 October 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link
It's like a sawn-off Rickenbacker 660
― Vast Halo, Tuesday, 25 October 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
midjourney does "terrible drawing of a six-string electric guitar"
https://i.imgur.com/Eb9pwYo.png
https://i.imgur.com/uwRFXu2.png
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 25 October 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
Silver Surfer plays Keith Levene's stolen Travis Bean Wedge while surfing on a board that is also a guitar.https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6yxkcobm37w.jpeg
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link
Wait a minute, I need a triumphant video.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 26 October 2022 22:12 (one year ago) link
I love and forgive this one, but nonetheless it must be noted that the bluegrass banjo player is inexplicably playing what looks like a tenor banjo (four strings) and that the guitarist is one-finger barring the entire sixth fret, and doing so with his finger ON the fret. He also appears to be holding his pick perpendicular to the strings and the tailpiece is apparently so close to the soundhole that his arm is blocking it entirely.
https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/352015689_783535543177853_1853346925678075825_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=v0lp3blKP0sAX-3spEg&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=00_AfB8d-ERQZcUepfh9uN3svhZMGPhMRW0Ch3AIFkDVAh-3g&oe=6483BFD5
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 20:37 (one year ago) link
also yer banjo's a lil crooked there, friend.
love that one finger bar chord. like he's pointing at himself whilst saying: "who's jammin that good high lonesome sound with his best bud??? THIS GUUUYYY!!!"
― my beard exists more than i do. (Austin), Thursday, 8 June 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link
This should also be cross-posted to the threads for incredibly shit drawings of hats, incredibly shit drawings of banjos, and for that matter incredibly shit drawings of allegedly human people.
But mostly the hats one
― sayonara, capybara (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:09 (one year ago) link
Weird amounts of care taken on strange details, with glaring omissions in others. Like, five-string banjo with four strings and a strap. Six-string guitar with six strings and no strap.
Ascots, or maybe cravats, plus sweater vests, because the artist clearly can't be trusted with normal shirts or ties? Cross-hatch film instead of actual cross-hatching? Hey btw the 70s called and wants their graphics technique back.
At least the faces made of badly kneaded bread dough are accurate, so there's that.
― sayonara, capybara (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:16 (one year ago) link
guitarist needs to upsize his hat
― brimstead, Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:46 (one year ago) link
Little known trivia is that the guitarist is playing The Primitives' mega-hit "Do The Ostrich" in said illustration.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:59 (one year ago) link
(trad. arr. Glenn Branca)
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link
thought the guitar player was going for some harmonics, but you're not gonna find them on the sixth fret my guy
― rincton monkspoon (NickB), Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:42 (one year ago) link
he might be moving back and forth between the fifth and seventh though in a old-timey version of 'kerosene'
― rincton monkspoon (NickB), Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:50 (one year ago) link
The good ol' high loathsome sound.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:51 (one year ago) link
looks like a card by the twitter account that parodies hill country rednecks? the drawing seems appropriate for the humor to me.
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:51 (one year ago) link
Oh yeah, it's Little Bubby Child and on the whole definitely appropriate to the humor and deliberate within the style (to an extent).
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 8 June 2023 21:10 (one year ago) link
https://e3.365dm.com/23/04/2048x1152/skynews-trump-nfts_6126860.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 29 September 2023 00:25 (eleven months ago) link
Now I'm trying to figure out how that tremolo system would actually work in reality.Also, appropriately for Trump, the bar is set pretty low.
― mirostones, Friday, 29 September 2023 02:21 (eleven months ago) link
incredible shits with etc
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 29 September 2023 02:26 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.thebeliever.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TB144-1306x1536.jpeg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 15 December 2023 00:58 (nine months ago) link
incredibly shit drawings of everything. Not entirely sure who I'm looking at here. Guessing that diagonal up the middle is Dolly Parton, PJ Harvey, Mariah Carey, a young Ronald Reagan?
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:08 (nine months ago) link
Wait, is that supposed to be Lol Tolhurst?
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:11 (nine months ago) link
Lol Tolhurst never had a beard.
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:18 (nine months ago) link
Is that Natalie Merchant up front?
Dolly's cleavage has kind of merged into one mound of flesh.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:21 (nine months ago) link
xp No, I mean in the yellow t-shirt, which I'm sure Lol Tolhurst has also never had.
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:33 (nine months ago) link
Bearded guy looks like F. Murray Abraham
― /asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:46 (nine months ago) link
It is Lol, yeah, his son interviews him in the issue. And it’s Natalie M as well. Not sure of the others.
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:52 (nine months ago) link
* other ambiguous faces
Chap at the back seems like a composite of all BTS members. Anyone dare to take a guess at the guy holding the shit guitar?
― You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 15 December 2023 15:10 (nine months ago) link
Vieux Farka Touré
https://www.thebeliever.net/the-desert-and-the-river/
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 15:35 (nine months ago) link
Bearded guy looks like F. Murray Abraham― /asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, December 15, 2023 9:46 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― /asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, December 15, 2023 9:46 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Has a little George Carlin vibe going on, as well.
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 15:37 (nine months ago) link
And Robert Wyatt.
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2023 15:38 (nine months ago) link
from an article about Brian May's guitar:https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/redspecial.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 03:01 (eight months ago) link
That looks like Paul Stanley playing Adrian Belew's fretless guitar
― you have already voted in this dolt and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 22 December 2023 04:10 (eight months ago) link
Why is this so difficult? Do these artists not have models to draw from?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:51 (eight months ago) link
In this case the illustration was sitting above a photo that the guitar was clearly taken from -https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/youngbrian.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:06 (eight months ago) link
https://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/media/33596/n-2486-00-000048-hd.jpg
(A Concert by Lorenzo Costa)
― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 3 June 2024 07:55 (three months ago) link
(Saw it a couple of days ago and instantly thought of this thread.)
― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 3 June 2024 07:58 (three months ago) link
Lol
― Billion Year Polyphonic Spree (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 June 2024 07:59 (three months ago) link