The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)

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A friend of mine who has no idea that I visit this board -- and who I had no idea visited it herself -- just forwarded me this thread. I feel like I've been pina-colada'd.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

676. Daddy Yankee's next album is going to be a Duke Ellington tribute entitled "In a Reggaeton"

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Adam Ant used to be called Vehem Ent

― ken taylrr has gone off the internet because of you (ken taylrr), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

He also has identical triplets named Defend, Milit, and Lieuten. The three of them have set up their own shoeshine business, imaginatively named 'The Ant Brothers Shoeshine Emporium'. They are currently engaged in litigation over the lack of apostrophe.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

679. Brandon Flowers first got his break into showbusiness playing a chess club member during the "Fergus invents a computer that can write poetry" episode of Clarrisa Explains All.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Beverley Craven appeared in every episode of Ask Aspel, requesting to see the same clip every week - that time the elephant p00ped on the floor in Blue Peter.

― JohnFoxxsJuno, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

Noel Gallagher, later to shoot to fame as one-half of nineties power ballad duo Status Quo, was offered his first big break as a child star in the mid-70s when he was given the role of 'Morph' in Tony Hart's kids art programme 'Take Heart'. Unfortunately these scenes were poorly recieved and after two episodes he was replaced by animated plasticine.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

Jandek recently appeared as a contestant on The Weakest Link.

― Hopkin, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

683. Before "O Canada" became the official national anthem for Canada in 1980, "The Hockey Song" by Stompin' Tom Connors had been the official anthem since 1975.

684. Maynard James Keenan of Tool became so obesessed with wearing wigs on stage that he had all his pubic hair laser removed, and owns a "pubic wig" collection of 87 pieces of varying lengths and colours.

685. James Iha of The Smashing Pumpkins was genetically created in a lab. The DNA is his hair follicles is actually female.

― Evo, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

127. In a disused warehouse on the outskirts of Hilversum, 75 people are still dancing to "Poing" by the Rotterdam Termination Squad.

I only just noticed this one!

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

686. "Wang Chung" is the only new wave song which is not about masturbation.

― casey (t. fiend), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

687. Slint were originally formed in Oban, Scotland in 1984 out of irritation at local covers bands who played 'Teenage Kicks' too quickly. Their grand plan was to cover it at half the speed, before moving on to their own, Rezillos-esque compositions. This plan was swiftly abandoned during their first gig, however, when instead of changing chords during 'Teenage Kicks'' intro David Pajo fell asleep instead. And then someone hit him with a brick.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

688. Between March and May 1993, at the height of his fame, Shabba Ranks fired 64 separate bass players, only three of which had ever actually worked for him.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 13 October 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

689. Roots Manuva was originally the 6th member of mid-90's R&B boyband MN8, though they only found success once slimming down to a four piece. No-one especially knows or cares what happened to the fifth member.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

690. Lars Ulrich has the largest private collection of early primate skeletons on earth.

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

691. The character "Trent" on the show Daria was based on pre-Wallflowers fame Jakob Dylan, who dated one the writers after high school.

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

see, that last one sounds real, though

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

692: The lyrics to Public Enemy's "Bring The Noise" predicted Universal's purchase of Def Jam parent PolyGram some eight years before it happened.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 13 October 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

693. Frannie from Travis took up singing/songwriting after being fired from his resident DJ slot popular Glasgow West End nightspot Cleopatra's for playing 4 hours of Happy Hardcore on grab-a-granny night.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

Now that one is true, I read it in Billy Sloan's column and it's above the bar in The Horseshoe.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Those four hours were the happiest of my life

― JohnFoxxsJuno, Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

694. The rock band KISS was formed as part of a Welfare to Work scheme to rehabilitate porn stars. Gene Simmons is actually Ron Jeremy, Ace Frehley is Linda Lovelace, Peter Criss has been played by 3 actors including Tracii Lords and is currently being played by Seymour Butt's cousin.

695. Jarvis Cocker's first job was shelling peas for the Jolly Green Giant.

― Avid Fan, Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

696. Joe Cocker is not Jarvis Cocker's uncle, as widely believed, but his father.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

697. Contrary to popular belief the Sugababes are not actually babes, but early gigs performing as the Suga-munters were poorly attended, prompting a name change.

698. PJ Harvey is so called because she wore nothing but her pajamas up until the age of 16.

― Avid Fan, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

699. Will Forte, best known as the Falconer from Saturday Night Live, is the son of origonal Kraftwerk member Florian Schneider.

700. The Reverend Horton Heat is actually Jewish.

701. Former Faith No More and Mr. Bungle frontman Mike Patton lives in the foremer residence of director Roman Polanski and actress Sharron Tate, the sight of the infamous Manson Family slayings. Patton only discovered this after viewing the E! True Hollywood Story about Tate, and goes around acting like he knew about it the whole time.

702. Tom Petty was first approched to be the salesman for what would later become the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. To this day, every time Petty eats a hamburger, he sheds a single tear in lament.

― Doug Fisher (Infamous Amos), Thursday, 13 October 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

My mom used to hang out with the original members of Thin Lizzy in Ireland during the 70's. The song Whiskey In The Jar was originally titled "That Slut-Whore Drank All The Whiskey Out Of My Jar Which I Was Saving For A Special Occasion, Maybe My Cousin's Wedding" but was later shortened.

― The W, Friday, 14 October 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

The Macarena was originally penned by Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo in the fall of 1995. Los Del Rio rode it to the top of the charts by creating a dance based upon real surveilance footage of the Notorious B.I.G. inside a McDonald's in Aplington Iowa after he became the 45 billionth customer served.

― Rob McDougall, Friday, 14 October 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

704. Bruce Springsteen was originally slotted for the title role in the sitcom: Who's the Boss?

705. Supertramp is an amalgamation of 80's Funk legend Ultimate and out of work late 70s band Filthy Slut. The amalgamated band name did not test well, and they cleaned it up as a result.

706. Lou Reed currently subsists off a diet of heroin and the Stroke's settlement cheques.

707. Sonic Youth have fans.

708. Roger Water's biggest argument with Pink Floyd had never been aboot royalties, but rather that they ordered a sandwich tray with mustard, after he specifically asked them not to, in 1974.

709. Billy Joel stole Piano Man, word for word, from an actual Piano Man, who was allegedly "really on that night." The Pianist's body was found in South Central Miami in 1973, days before the CD was released.

710. John threw a candy bar wrapper to the ground after getting out of his limo December 8, 1980. Moments later, he was shot to death. Instant Karma killed John Lennon.

― Lazy Guy, Friday, 14 October 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Wow, those are real groaners.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 14 October 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Proper apostrophe usage might make them 1.8% funnier though.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 14 October 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

I liked 704!

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 14 October 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

Me too -- the first 703 times I heard it.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 14 October 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

711. To get "Courtney-Loved" or "Sid-Vicioused" only seem to mean something in Philadelphia and Picton county.

― Lazy Guy, Friday, 14 October 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Bob Mould was a school teacher in Akron, OH before he fronted the Orange Crush-drinkin'-obsessed indie rock band Sisters With Voices with friend Toby Dammit

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Friday, 14 October 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

713. When Cher refused to allow her voice to be manipulated electronically on her hit single 'Believe', ex-Husker Du/Sugar member Bob Mould was drafted in to do vocoder overdubs. The result was an instant worldwide club smash, the royalities from which just about covered Mould's gym membership fees.

― M. Ellis Conroy, Friday, 14 October 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

698. PJ Harvey is so called because she wore nothing but her pajamas up until the age of 16.

714. PJ Harvey, like Jamie Lee Curtis, has a XXY genotype. Her name is not actually Polly Jean; the nickname came about from a mishearing of "polygene".

― acb (acb), Friday, 14 October 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

Steve Miller now runs a sucessful take-away shop and gym in Ohio - "Abrakebabra" and "Macho City"

― JohnFoxxsJuno, Friday, 14 October 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

716. Ralf Hutter is oblong.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:53 (twenty years ago)

"684. Maynard James Keenan of Tool became so obesessed with wearing wigs on stage that he had all his pubic hair laser removed, and owns a "pubic wig" collection of 87 pieces of varying lengths and colours."

that one doesn't seem so implausible...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

717. Johnny Marr's first ever appearance on Top of the Pops was not with the Smiths, but rather as a shirtless backing dancer during Rupert Holmes' 1980 performance of "Escape".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

718. Guns 'N' Roses started off as a post-C86 jangle-pop band.

719. As of mid-2005, Axl Rose's long-awaited Chinese Democracy album will be a reggaeton record.

― acb (acb), Friday, 14 October 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Dom Passantino - 717 - Brilliant.

― JohnFoxxsJuno, Friday, 14 October 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

720. Sinitta's time spent working in an abattoir provided the inspiration for her smash hit 'So Macho'. The song was originally entitled 'Those Poor Brutes', but underwent an eleventh hour re-write under pressure from record company executives who deemed the song "not sufficiently commercial".

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 16 October 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

721. A typographical error has prevented Robin Williams, star of 'Mork & Mindy' and 'Good Morning Vietnam', from receiving due acclaim for his 1997 hit 'Angels'.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 16 October 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

Freddie Mercury's butt babie is to head the upcoming Queen tour.

― Tyler Clerk., Sunday, 16 October 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

723. Following the success of his one and only hit 'The One and Only', Chesney Hawkes retired to his native Warsaw where he became obsessed with the idea of creating a zoo. He convinced the local council that it was unneccessary for them to purchase any animals for this zoo, because he believed it was inherent within the nature of animals to seek out zoos themselves. "Build it and they will come," he predicted, but he was proved wrong.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 16 October 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

724. Sting is currently working on the pilot episode of a new Tyne-Tees programme called 'You Be The Judge' in which members of the public get the chance to spend a day presiding over developments at Hartlepool Magistrates Court.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 16 October 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

725. Crass' commune in rural UK was once known as Red Way Natural Farms but had its name officially changed to Dial House after the band unwittingly signed into an advertising agreement with the Dial soap and detergent corporation.

726. A strong advocate for legal self-reliance, Bushwick Bill always acts as his own attorney and drafts his own licensing contracts.

727. Chris Martin of Coldplay is frequently mistaken on the street as the main man behind American psych-rockers Kinski.

728. Madlib, MF Doom and Dangermouse all met in a landscape design class at Vassar.

729. Autechre is pronounced "RAW-bee"

730. Every time the NME refers to a musician by his first name and then the name of his band (ie. Richie Manic, Ross Futureheads) they submit an application for official name change with the county registrar.

731. Prussian Blue have asked Momus to produce their next single in the style of shibuya-pop

732. Jad Fair posts on I Love Music under the alias Marissa Marchant. We never him.

733. "Royksopp" run through Babblefish.com translates to "Typesetter"

734. Sly Stone recently left a sales clerk post at the Diesel store to manage the Paul Frank shop in downtown san francisco

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Sunday, 16 October 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

735. Attempting to capitalise on the success of the early 90s cartoon series of both MC Hammer and Kid N Play, in 1993 Nickolodeon commissioned 24 episodes of animated adventures featuring the Frank & Walters. The project was put on hold indefinitely after frontman Paul Linehan described the proposed storyboards as "fucking shit".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

736. The first ever album review was written in 1986, when a scribe on the Bolton Chronicle wrote a short 30 word article about Big Audio Dynamite's "No 10 Upping Street"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 October 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

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