Worst Band Names

breakfast muff is a pretty bad band name

"I’ve had a lifetime of bands not working out, and so [at age 22] I chose a name to reflect my frustration."

Yak Ballz

khat person (jim in vancouver) at 5:01 17 Jan 18

breakfast muff is a pretty bad band name

“We were going to be called Fanny and the Breakfast Muffs and now I’m really glad that we cut it short,” says Simone Wilson early in our chat. “We were looking through mad books like...” – adopting a creepy voice – “‘we need a really good name – a really disgusting name.’” From the off we know we’re in good company.

Pianos Become The Teeth

Bonus points because they're part of a musical movement called "The Wave".

Snail Mail

Greta Van Fleet

Honestly have to mentally correct myself that they aren't a van rental company each time.

90's Christian alt-metal band "Beanbag"

Greta Van Fleet

― how's life, Monday, September 24, 2018 8:54 AM (one month ago) Bookmark

I actually kind of like this name, my problem is it sounds like the name of a good band, but as it happens that is not the case

Like them both but:

The For Carnation
The Sea and Cake (and knowing where the name came from almost makes it worse)

ctrl-f

"Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs" not found

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/mannequin-pussy-patience/

The Pooh Sticks: https://www.discogs.com/artist/243277-The-Pooh-Sticks
(apparently the band leader went by "Hue Pooh")

though in truth the thread should have been locked after the entry above for "Portugal. The Man"

I’ve recently come around to the belief that it is not possible for a good band name to include the word ‘fuck’. Tropical Fuck Storm being the latest example.

The Pooh Sticks weren't (aren't) a terrible band.

Has there been a band called Fuck Cancer? ... i think that might actually be a kinda good band name tho

A band called Fuck Trump would get bookings however bad they were

Got an email today with the subject line "Steaksauce Mustache Announce US Tour w/ Okilly Dokilly." That's two for one.

Sports Team

Okilly Dokilly is a perfectly reasonable name for a Ned Flanders themed metal band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0

I mean, yeah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal._The_Man
The band's name is based on the idea of David Bowie's "bigger than life" fame. They wanted the band to have a bigger than life feel but didn't want to name it after one of their members. "A country is a group of people," guitar player and vocalist John Gourley explains. "With Portugal, it just ended up being the first country that came to mind. The band's name is 'Portugal'. The period is stating that, and 'The Man' states that it's just one person."

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 3:13 AM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's still hard to look beyond this.

Okilly Dokilly is a perfectly reasonable name for a Ned Flanders themed metal band

A Ned Raggett themed metal band, now that would be something.

"With Portugal, it just ended up being the first country that came to mind. The band's name is 'Portugal'. The period is stating that, and 'The Man' states that it's just one person."

A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has to be up there (or down there).

This makes it slightly clearer, not less shit

BB: Where does the name Portugal, The Man come from? I kind of get puzzled looks when I say your name.

PTM: It’s an interesting name, I guess. It is kind of an alter ego like Ziggy Stardust and Sgt Pepper. It’s our character to represent us as a band. In picking a country’s name, it was one name that represents a group of people. It made sense for a while, but we have regretted it ever since that day (Laughs).

BB: Is there a reason for the pronunciation and spelling of Portugal, period, the Man?

PTM: We did that to state that Portugal was the man’s name and he is the man; he’s the shit.

https://blanknews.com/2011/06/get-name-portugal-man/

Just one misplaced definite article

.Gif From God

https://www.discogs.com/artist/4803123-Gif-From-God

Pink Cream 69

jesus fucking christ......

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
http://www.psychedelicporncrumpets.com/

Yeah, I've listened to them and think they're amazing, but the name pretty much ensures I'm never going to recommend them to anyone.

There needs to be a sub-thread of band who've changed problematic names, but don't want to rebuild an audience from scratch, so settle on some strained compromise:
British Sea Power
The Dixie Chicks
Lady Antebellum

... And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

Friends of Dean Martin(ez)

The Blessed Madonna

"Chicks" is problematic too should just change to "The"

seriously though the Dixie Chicks name change is just baffling to me, I get why they changed it but this is like Beastie Boys changing their name to Boys

why is there no sign on this fish shop?

The Virgin Prunes came up recently – I realized I have zero interest in ever hearing their music, based solely on that name.

https://www.discogs.com/artist/2191626-The-Toten-Crackhuren-Im-Kofferraum

The Virgin Prunes came up recently – I realized I have zero interest in ever hearing their music, based solely on that name.

Yoko Pwno

Billy Strings

not *my* lover

Ghost piss

Crywank

I've recently been made aware of bands called Ritt Momney and San Holo.