pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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The Black Kids, of course

Number None, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:40 (eight years ago)

ahahahhaha

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:40 (eight years ago)

the difference is that there were a buttload of other sites/magazines rating that LCD album. Are there any heritage artists p4k goes out on a critical limb for?

President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:40 (eight years ago)

clap your hands say tapes n tapes

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:41 (eight years ago)

Wasn't p4k pretty late on the Bon Iver bandwagon?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:42 (eight years ago)

xxp right, that was my thinking. when they broke in 2002, p4k was still competing with mags & MTV & the last gasps of major label raiding.

oh yeah, add The Decemberists to the list. Microphones/Mount Eerie too.

xp i don't think so fred, i remember them giving a rave review of for emma forever ago before it had even been reissued, though i could be wrong. but they definitely weren't late on that one.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:43 (eight years ago)

other sites rated the lcd album, but p4k did that hagiography of every single one of their tracks when they first "broke up". i feel like their commitment to making them Important goes beyond that of other pubs

austinb, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/10709-for-emma-forever-ago/

I don't know, it's positive, but it's not even BNM'd.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:47 (eight years ago)

it was overlooked almost everywhere iirc, broke a year after release

niels, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:01 (eight years ago)

broken social scene

marcos, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:03 (eight years ago)

totally, it may not have gotten BNM but 8.1 is a ringing endorsement, and the fact that they reviewed it in early October 2007 is telling. I certainly found out about the record from p4k and didn't see it written about anywhere else until the early months of 2008.

xp yes! BSS absolutely

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:04 (eight years ago)

every indie act that broke from '04-'09 owes something to P4K, from Grizzly Bear to Vampire Weekend to Dirty Projectors to Sufjan to Hot Chip to The Knife, etc.

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:14 (eight years ago)

otm

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:16 (eight years ago)

might be a more fun exercise to see if there were any indie bands that broke despite neglect or a bad review from pitchfork, can't think of any off the top of my head

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:17 (eight years ago)

a lot of emo and twee stuff was v poorly reviewed in its early years, including early Of Montreal iirc?

Simon H., Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:18 (eight years ago)

these don't really count but they dropped extremely negative reviews on Andrew W.K. and Mumford & Sons pre-breakout.

omar little, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)

Taylor Swift

Number None, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)

iirc maybe the first review of Discovery by Daft Punk was a lot lower than what i'm seeing now?

omar little, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)

Future Islands and early Ariel Pink

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:22 (eight years ago)

Future Islands was neglect, and Ariel Pink's lo-fi records were all trashed. over the top praise for Before Today and making "Round and Round" song of the year in 2010 was a panicked atonement when they saw how many of those fucking chillwave bands that came and went cited him as their primary influence.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)

iirc maybe the first review of Discovery by Daft Punk was a lot lower than what i'm seeing now?

― omar little, Wednesday, January 17, 2018 2:21 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is true, but i think they atoned fairly quickly and put the record in the top 25 or so of their half-decade '00s list iirc

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:38 (eight years ago)

Daft Punk preceded p4k, I saw the "One More Time" video on MTV programmed between Gorillaz and System of a Down. we're talking about bands that emerged after p4k had become the tastemakers. '04-'09 is a spot on window.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:43 (eight years ago)

That entire circuit of indie rock/Bonnaroo festival bands like Airborne Toxic Event, Silversun Pickups, Cage the Elephant, Cold War Kids did remarkably well w/o Pitchfork's help and sometimes with their direct antagonizing

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:44 (eight years ago)

it's still the same review tho. A Schrieber classic

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/2134-discovery/

Number None, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:45 (eight years ago)

xp those are great examples.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)

add Minus the Bear and maybe Dr. Dog to that list

Simon H., Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:52 (eight years ago)

Animal Collective, Dan Deacon, Grizzly Bear, etc. all would have had big indie success without a p4k. maybe not as big but "p4k made these bands" is as silly as saying Rolling Stone magazine made Bruce Springsteen

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:54 (eight years ago)

menomena

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 20:05 (eight years ago)

Grimes? idk... p4k really only had a monopoly on taste in the mid/late 00s. LCD is spot on, I was gonna say Interpol too but like The Strokes they had that last gasp of support from MTV & radio. Same goes for Kanye.

― flappy bird, Wednesday, January 17, 2018 12:37 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are people seriously suggesting that Pitchfork somehow had anything to do w/ "breaking" Kanye West??

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:26 (eight years ago)

That entire circuit of indie rock/Bonnaroo festival bands like Airborne Toxic Event, Silversun Pickups, Cage the Elephant, Cold War Kids did remarkably well w/o Pitchfork's help and sometimes with their direct antagonizing

― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 2:44 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Different demos though? These bands exist in their own universe that's almost as distinct as those of AP magazine.

Evan, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:27 (eight years ago)

if you really want to split hairs between the mid-Aughts cool "i'm white and i'm online all the time and go to oberlin/pratt" indie rock vs. the mid-Aughts uncool "i'm white and upwardly mobile and go to a state school and/or live in California" indie rock, be my guest

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:43 (eight years ago)

huh i thought airborne toxic event was like guitar hero metal or something

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:50 (eight years ago)

can we collapse all of that into mtvu-core or whatever

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:51 (eight years ago)

or like those bands all named Bad City Chain Gang who opened for Velvet Revolver or Black Label Society

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:52 (eight years ago)

if you really want to split hairs between the mid-Aughts cool "i'm white and i'm online all the time and go to oberlin/pratt" indie rock vs. the mid-Aughts uncool "i'm white and upwardly mobile and go to a state school and/or live in California" indie rock, be my guest

― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 4:43 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you bet your ass i wanna split that hair

flopson, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:53 (eight years ago)

Just saying that it's probably the reason p4k doesn't necessarily have any affect on the success of those bands you've listed.

xps

Evan, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:54 (eight years ago)

The difference between those bands and My Morning Jacket and p4k indie bands are pretty fucking minor, the only difference being that they're not immediately embraced by backseat lefsetz office warriors who think the NARRATIVE and THE CONVERSATION have any bearing on an objective financial reality.

There's also like Black Angels/Thee Oh Sees style psych bands that did/fine without P4k too

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:01 (eight years ago)

I mean, yes, if you narrow the pool of music listeners to a specific marketing demo of people that followed Grantland on Twitter and Tweet about how Ladybird made them cry and yearn to taste Cronut then, yes, Pitchfork is everything, slay kings

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:03 (eight years ago)

what if i yearn for cronut but i've also see Tool live? do they cancel each other out?

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:08 (eight years ago)

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9244-we-are-the-pipettes/

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:09 (eight years ago)

tbh i yearn for cronut

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:11 (eight years ago)

I mean, there is a distinct difference between bands popular on alt rock radio vs bands that hit it big on AAA.

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:18 (eight years ago)

Is it splitting hairs to differentiate, say, Smashing Pumpkins and the Counting Crowd?

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:20 (eight years ago)

Counting Crows, stupid iPhone

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:20 (eight years ago)

Who is the Counting Crows of being Dan Deacon?

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:21 (eight years ago)

Mister Jobs aaand me

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:22 (eight years ago)

I mean, yes, if you narrow the pool of music listeners to a specific marketing demo of people that followed Grantland on Twitter and Tweet about how Ladybird made them cry and yearn to taste Cronut then, yes, Pitchfork is everything, slay kings

― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 5:03 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, this isn't really right either ^

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:37 (eight years ago)

The difference between those bands and My Morning Jacket and p4k indie bands are pretty fucking minor, the only difference being that they're not immediately embraced by backseat lefsetz office warriors who think the NARRATIVE and THE CONVERSATION have any bearing on an objective financial reality.

There's also like Black Angels/Thee Oh Sees style psych bands that did/fine without P4k too

― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 5:01 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, yes, if you narrow the pool of music listeners to a specific marketing demo of people that followed Grantland on Twitter and Tweet about how Ladybird made them cry and yearn to taste Cronut then, yes, Pitchfork is everything, slay kings

― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 5:03 PM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a correct argument against the claim, made by no one ever, that p4k was omnipotent over all rock music

flopson, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:52 (eight years ago)

it seems silly to deny that they once had serious gatekeeping/tastemaking power that has significantly declined in the recent past

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 January 2018 00:15 (eight years ago)

bullshit if anyone steps to me with some 7.6 bullshit i'm like get that garbage outta here son i only fucks with BNMs

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 January 2018 00:41 (eight years ago)


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