Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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He sticks his information into her communication. - Treacherous Three "The New Rap Language"

Nerdiest oblique sexual metaphor ever?

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

AND WHEN I WAS 5 MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS THE GREMLINS
AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH THIS BUT I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD MENTION

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

Totally.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

are we over lil wayne yet? i dont want to be.

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

I've never been able to choose a side of the fence with him. On one side, some of his mixtape material is incredible, but the couple albums I've heard are tremendously boring.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah it's like not even worth it to listen to carter II outside a couple tracks but weezyana, the dedications, the droughts--amazing

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

"That's a hockey team and I ain't on no hockey team,
but I'm a champion, where's the fuckin Rocky theme?
Damn....rest in peace Apollo Creed"

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Let me just taste ya, we can fuck later"

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

this is Nas, kid, you now how it runs
I'm wavin' automatic guns at nuns

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

Don't like chicks with weaves talking 'bout, "I need conditioner"
That shit's deader than niggaz with a morticianer

Not my favorite lines, but it's been stuck in my head for ten years every time I take a shower.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

see murder which is caused
when you fuck with the negative and positive charge

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

"your favorite rap couplets of the moment/
you contrarian-ass mutha!"

― creme1, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

Def. my fave thread name of all time. I love the thread about contrarianism too, basically the idea that everyone is trying to be so unique that they would disagree with you about something just to appear different and unique is genius and very astute (and very much "attention economy" thinking").

"Infectious-- even got the Pope reciting this
A nun's cunt or a vice's grip ain't as tight as this"

from Worthless "These Kids Are Retarded" from Fuck The Cunts

(he seems to like rhyming one word with itself, to often great effect)

― Saxby D. Elder, Sunday, 6 May 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

The IRS say they want to chat
And you can't explain why you claimed your cat

― The Reverend, Sunday, 6 May 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm a punk under pressure/
When we finished throw yo money on the dresser"

Or really, anything from Kadie Red... I really need to do an RFI...

― I eat cannibals, Sunday, 6 May 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

slaughterin' MCs and I'm a never get whipped
when I retire I'll get worshipped like an ole battleship

― Edward III, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

or the tonguetwister:

not buckaroo banzai but bustin' out as I
say the kinda rhymes that make MCs wish that I'd die

― Edward III, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

until that day we expire & turn to vapors
me 'n my capers will be somewhere stackin plenty papers

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

BIG HOOS, you be aight!

― Saxby D. Elder, Monday, 7 May 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

Me a wasteman, in teenage wasteland
When I die, people will flock to Croydon like it's Graceland

propa gully bruv

― Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

to the kids: drugs kill, i'm acknowledgin that
but when i'm on the drugs i don't have a problem with that

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

i'm always lookin' for the big payback
i've kissed more grits than vic tayback

― Lawrence the Looter, Friday, 11 May 2007 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

heh that one's awesome!

― Saxby D. Elder, Friday, 11 May 2007 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

Reminds me of the Arsonists

"they call me Kadeem, you know because I'm Hardison"

― Saxby D. Elder, Friday, 11 May 2007 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

We rock shows in other continents
You rob Mickey D's for condiments

― clotpoll, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

And you laughed and said those rhymes was funny
But trip on the sense that I'm stressin, you punk-ass dummy

― tremendoid, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Said you slapped Roddy Piper and didn't get a hassle.
You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle.

― jim, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

YOU MAY NOW CONSIDER ME THE APOCALYPTIC ONE
AFTER THIS RHYME, HENCEFORTH, THERE IS NONE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

Nigga tryin' a kick it but no I don't play soccer,
I'm all about my cake I'm tryin'a marry Betty Crocker.

― jim, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

YOU MAY NOW CONSIDER ME THE APOCALYPTIC ONE
AFTER THIS RHYME, HENCEFORTH, THERE IS NONE
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:31 (23 minutes ago) Link

oh man I just bought this album a couple months ago and I cannot get over how awesome it is!

― bernard snowy, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

shoot ya daughter in the calf muscle
fuck a tussle

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Cause I go in ya deeper, I only bone divas
Inpregnate the world when I come through your speakers

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

(or iMpregnate, whichever)

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

comin up i was confused my momma kissin a girl
confusion occurs comin up in the cold world

― and what, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

I once told indie girl that I genuinely found 50 Cent's verse in Hate or love it quite moving and she laughed at me. FUCK YOU INDIE GIRL.

― jim, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

there should have be an "an" in there.

― jim, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm more partial to the next couplet:

Daddy ain't around, prob'ly out commitin' felonies
My favorite rapper used to sing "Check, check out my melody"

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

And if you're locked up, I gotta get my style in
From San Quentin to Ryker's island.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

i never talk to indie girls about music

― deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

It's the hard little pistol-packing punk dope smuggler
Lethal when I kill, I go straight for the jugular

― deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm now listening to the first Camp Lo album, and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about at any given moment. Somehow this doesn't hurt my enjoyment.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha i love that album, been listening to it a lot lately

trying to figure out some shit to do w/ "park joint," the vocals are so upfront and there's so little music behind the drums i want to blend it with some dance tracks or something. plus dudes sound just as silly at normal speed as sped up, as long as you don't go past 10 bpms or something

― deej, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

"traffic come to a dead stop/
rain find ways not to fall on my head top"

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

...and you could picture like a photo...
...with rhymes displayed that engrave deep as x-rays

― luriqua, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

my hand around her collar, feedin' 'er cheese
she said the taste of dollaz was shitty so i fed 'r fifties

― luriqua, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

about 'is whereabouts i wasn't convinced
so I kept feedin her money 'til her shit started t' make sen'(t)

― luriqua, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

all the yea'z we wrr real close
now i see his fears through he(r) teaz know she's wishin we wz still close

― luriqua, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

don't cry, it is th' be / in time
i'll take away your miseries and make it mine,

― luriqua, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

i refugee from guantanamo bay
dance around the border like i'm cassius clay

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Take a ride with me nigga to eternity
And watch me live to see another century

― luriqua, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

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